im back - LMN

20 comments

• gawker

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  10 years ago

  Good to have you back. Ahhh- the unstable young stripper problem. Is there such a thing as a stable young stripper? Maybe a stable of young strippers would suffice.
• Papi_Chulo

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  10 years ago

  Welcome back! And I’m sure some hatorade will be thrown your way but you probably already know that.
• LMN

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  10 years ago

  @papi_chulo I don't mind. Can't take an anonymous internet forum too seriously. Which is also why I understand some people thinking my posts are false. @gawker The first day of the coke binge she tells me "you know, I'm severely bipolar and spent most of my teenage years in juvie for assault charges." That should have been foreshadowing as to what would happen after 2 days without sleep and tons of drugs would cause.
• jackslash

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  10 years ago

  LMN, do you have a Maserati in your garage? Q What's the difference between a Maserati and a dead stripper? A I don't have a Maserati in my garage.
• mikeya02

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  10 years ago

  "she must have noticed the thousands of ones I had"-LMN Haha, tell us more
• LMN

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  10 years ago

  Jackslash No maserati but I love the newer edition gran turismos. Great looking car but underwhelming performance numbers. Pseudo sports 4+4, Imo but killer looks. Mikeya02 Yes, I thought it was cool to get two thousand dollars in ones at a strip club. Actually, it was cool.
• Dougster

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  10 years ago

  Good to see you back, LMN! Welcome!
• ime

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  10 years ago

  All's forgiven even if you did suck a few cocks at the gay clubs. Welcome back.
• Caprisun69

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  10 years ago

  Welcome back!!
• Caprisun69

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  10 years ago

  I hope this means LNM is back too?!?!
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  YAWN!
• Caprisun69

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  10 years ago

  ^^^LOL good one clubber 👏👏👏👏
• ATACdawg

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  10 years ago

  Glad you're back boosting South Florida's economy, not to mention Columbia, Mexico and Afghanistan's! A veritable economy builder you are!
• mikeya02

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  10 years ago

  Btw, LMN, your "damaging" posts did not get deleted, yet you're back with the same handle. You are sooo believable.
• Caprisun69

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  10 years ago

  ^^^lol u r quickly becoming one of my favorite members
• jester214

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  10 years ago

  Lol. Big surprise.
• Bavarian

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  10 years ago

  Welcome back! Who cares if your stories are made up. At least they are entertaining and well written.
• JohnSmith69

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  10 years ago

  I don't believe you had a "major issue." It was, as usual, just a stunt for the sake of publicity. But you are nonetheless entertaining, and have a creative imagination for what you'd like to do to strippers. So welcome back from your fake absence.
• zipman68

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  10 years ago

  Mikey-dude... Oh ye of little faith. Personally, I think the LMN was just spending a little time decompressing on his groovy space station. Dude probably just got back from Kazakhstan (where the Soyuz capsule that brought him back to Earth landed) and said "fuck this paranoia shit, I'm so rich that the law doesn't apply to me...if I get nabbed for anything I'll buy a central Asian country an name that bad boy LMNstan! Grow lots o' poppies and shit!" Hence his return! Am I close to the truth LMN dude?
• motorhead

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  10 years ago

  Ballad of a thin man