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we'll have nun of this nonsense

DoctorDarby

Ohio

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

The forces of morality strike again. Maybe we can convince the nuns to hit the strippers with rulers (for an extra fee of course!) What other odd reasons have been used to try to shut down a strip club in your neighborhood?

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JohnSmith69

How do we know that the condoms they found aren't from priests who snuck in to see their favorite nun at night and didn't want to get her pregnant. On second thought, I guess that is unlikely since priests only fuck little boys. Hypocrites.

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crazyjoe

^^^ exactly... lol

Ban nuns and priests

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ididthisonce

I have always understood that NUN = NONE!

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DandyDan

I have heard it said that when you are a nun, you get none, but really, they mostly just eat themselves out.

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SlickSpic

Not too long ago, Lopaw made some great nun puns.

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sinclair

This particular fight between the convent and strip club has been going on for about 4 years in Stone Park. You would have thought the city board would've not allowed a strip club to be built next to a convent back in 2010. Then again, strip clubs offer more tax revenue than a nunnery. Freedom for the pike is death for the minnow. Freedom for the minnow is death for the pike.

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sclvr5005

Making too many nun puns is a bad habit to get into.

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