Porn Sucks
jerikson40
New York
I've decided that I don't fit into the category of "average American male". One indicator is that, to me at least, 99% of all porn sucks. So I'm curious, assuming that the average American moron is fully represented on this site, do you guys actually like the shit that passes for porn?
I mean, if you discard the 90% of porn "actresses" who are either downright fugly, or just not attractive, you aren't left with much in the first place. Maybe more than 90%. Hell, when's the last time you saw a "9" as a porn actress? Or even an "8"? How can you even get it up with most of these chicks?
So now you're left with less than 10%. Now, discard all of the weird, insane shit like girls getting tied up, or getting peed on, or fisting, some other insane bullshit that only fucked up morons watch, and you're left with maybe 5%.
And this is the part that really makes me scratch my head. Virtually every porn video you see can be summarized like this:
Starts with 2 minutes of some weak-ass plot, acted by two people who can't act for shit. Then they immediately get naked and there's 45 minutes of some closeup, gynecological bullshit with two naked people in some moronic, formulaic routine. Starts with BJ, then missionary, then from behind, maybe anal, and then he splooges.
Geezus, do you guys actually get off on that? Watching some super closeup of some guys dick going in and out of a pussy for like 20 minutes? Really? I just don't get it.
I mean, if you discard the 90% of porn "actresses" who are either downright fugly, or just not attractive, you aren't left with much in the first place. Maybe more than 90%. Hell, when's the last time you saw a "9" as a porn actress? Or even an "8"? How can you even get it up with most of these chicks?
So now you're left with less than 10%. Now, discard all of the weird, insane shit like girls getting tied up, or getting peed on, or fisting, some other insane bullshit that only fucked up morons watch, and you're left with maybe 5%.
And this is the part that really makes me scratch my head. Virtually every porn video you see can be summarized like this:
Starts with 2 minutes of some weak-ass plot, acted by two people who can't act for shit. Then they immediately get naked and there's 45 minutes of some closeup, gynecological bullshit with two naked people in some moronic, formulaic routine. Starts with BJ, then missionary, then from behind, maybe anal, and then he splooges.
Geezus, do you guys actually get off on that? Watching some super closeup of some guys dick going in and out of a pussy for like 20 minutes? Really? I just don't get it.
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So as good as the videos are, I just can't get it up for those chicks.
BTW, did you see the Japanese porn where some chick is reading the news and guys come up and do bukake on her face? Weird shit. But I watched almost the entire 30 minutes or whatever.
"Gone with the Wind"
"I don't want a lap dance"
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Maybe the two of you could work out your problems together.
Do you guys actually like what passes for porn nowadays?
Ironic quote from the poster whiner of moronic, irrelevant bullshit.
Good choices, sclvr5005
I don't know....quite a few of the videos you see on the free sites are brazzers or reality kings, and they still suck. Although they are a step above most of the crap you see.
Maybe if I wasn't such a cheap SOB and I bought a subscription I might see some good stuff, instead of the junk that makes it to the free sites.
Classic! Dougster just made my day. In fact, I'm going to take my nieces n nephews to go get ice cream and maybe buy the youngest a puppy for her birthday this Saturday.
Anyway apart from getting visually turned on by naked girls, porn itself is usually pretty boring with very little plot or storyline. That's not why many watch it. Then there is a fetish aspect where some people get turned on if porn uses certain set ups. Example, many guys probably fantasized about screwing some high school cheerleader but probably didn't. They might get turned on watching a porn movie with a good looking cheerleader making advances on an older guy.
Now if I flip channels and see some guy licking a girl's pussy, I will switch channels almost right away. If I switch channels and see a pretty girl in a nice outfit or something that interests me before all the sex, I might start watching. Most porn is boring. If you get easily turned on visually, you can easily get off on it.
I do not see porn changing because I heard the actresses and actors get stigmatized by society. In other words I seriously doubt we are ever going to see block buster movie plots or great action movies with the actors or actresses doing sex scenes that are rated X in the movie. Besides the actors and actresses getting stigmatized, either most want entertainment or sexual titillation, not both except for a few people. For the unlucky few, the movie industry and society doesn't appear set up to accept it for something like that to make mega bucks. That means porn movies may not ever make mega bucks on any block buster.
If I ever hear about big crowds of movie fans going to see the opening of an x rated movie, I will wonder what kind of alternate reality world I woke up in. I'm just saying porn has been delegated to low budget, low interest, more boring movie plots. If you're talking about naked girls in general, you may have a hormone problem if you do not get turned on visually if you are a guy. my two cents.
I get off right before I touch mine.
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"So now you're left with less than 10%. Now, discard all of the weird, insane shit like girls getting tied up, or getting peed on, or fisting, some other insane bullshit that only fucked up morons watch, and you're left with maybe 5%."
I realized that he was describing the shit jerikson40 loves. No...I'll modify that...he was describing the shit he L-U-V-S.
I'll bet he wrote that first post with one hand while he fapped away. I'll bet that dude has a whole notebook of his drawings of a 450 lb black dude with o bucket of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay sodomizing some 19 tear old blonde cheerleader with a drumstick.
He is just all mad 'cos he mails his drawings to major porn studios with a letter saying "film this...it really turns me on" and they mail back a response saying "dude...that is WAY too sick and twisted"
is that what Henry_R1234 thinks too? LOL
now that’s the Henry_R1234 that we all know and laugh at
My bad.
Tell us how you would like to make some porn. Do you want to be in front of the camera, or behind it. Either way, just start making some of your own.
You can start by taking some still pictures. Get some girls to pose for you in the sorts of situations you would like to see.
Then you can move on from there. Jim and Artie Mitchell started by going down to the beech with a camera they borrowed from S.F. State, and convincing a girl to take her top off.
From there it was single girl masturbation, then finally to winning the Caen Film Festival with Behind the Green Door, an abduction gang rape fantasy.
We got to see Marilyn Chambers, the Ivory Snow Girl getting her face plastered with Technicolor cum shots.
http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=mari…
There are all sorts of ways to make porn. Right now they say that if someone spends over $20k, then they won't get their money back.
On the other hand, lots of people are making pro-am and amateur. I don't know how much money they make, but they are having a good time.
Rather than just criticizing, start thinking about what you would like to see. Start practicing with some stripers.
I've posted before about Cathy at the Brass Rail, decades ago and the redneck and white trash dancers. I just remembered that this was her favorite song to dance too. She really got into that Rebel Yell and More More More. I wish now that I had been able to pursue a relationship with her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPwZaQfo…
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