Porn Sucks

I think the problem is that you are trying straight porn when you're actually a massive homo, jerkoffson.

Apparently there are a whole lot of things that you don't get.

Is there anything in the world you can't find reason to whine about, jerkoffson? Can we expect tirades against children, puppies and ice cream from you in the future?

I agree the Japanese stuff is better...except for the chicks. Honestly, IMO, most Japanese chicks are generally fugly. Pale, no definition, baby faces, just fugly. And I LOVE Asian chicks, but only SE Asian (Thai, etc.).

So as good as the videos are, I just can't get it up for those chicks.

BTW, did you see the Japanese porn where some chick is reading the news and guys come up and do bukake on her face? Weird shit. But I watched almost the entire 30 minutes or whatever.

Try "Hysterical Literature" on You Tube. Not exactly porn but WAY more erotic.

That's tough Jerickson. You're not going to find a porn version of "Gone with the Wind"

^^^ lollercoaster

Jerikson, You should get together with Hotwheels who wrote yesterday's thread,

"I don't want a lap dance" tuscl.net

Maybe the two of you could work out your problems together.

So is anyone going to answer the question, or, as usual, all you guys can do is post moronic, irrelevant bullshit?

Do you guys actually like what passes for porn nowadays?

What was the question again, jerkoffson? Guess we all forgot what it was when we were making fun of you. Sorry about that. Please remind us.

Lay off Jerickson guys, he's one of those dudes who has special "wants and needs"

"So is anyone going to answer the question, or, as usual, all you guys can do is post moronic, irrelevant bullshit?"

Ironic quote from the poster whiner of moronic, irrelevant bullshit.

I do not "like the shit that passes for porn?" I do like good porn. Duh!

^^^^ Good choices, sclvr5005

"You can't go wrong with brazzers, digitalplayground, realitykings..."

I don't know....quite a few of the videos you see on the free sites are brazzers or reality kings, and they still suck. Although they are a step above most of the crap you see.

Maybe if I wasn't such a cheap SOB and I bought a subscription I might see some good stuff, instead of the junk that makes it to the free sites.

^^^ whine, whine, whine, whine

I agree the close up porn sucks. Excluding all the weird shit and the gangbangs and DPs and bukkakes, most porn doesn't suck though. Its just all studios make porn for different audiences. I think most porn sucks except brazzers, naughty america and porn pros(when not using fakes dicks and cum). reality junkies, wicked and twistys are also good if you like "female friendly" porn. Also if you like lesbian porn girlfriend films does great porn.

" Can we expect tirades against children, puppies and ice cream from you in the future?"

Classic! Dougster just made my day. In fact, I'm going to take my nieces n nephews to go get ice cream and maybe buy the youngest a puppy for her birthday this Saturday.

Actually hotwheels really likes porn. I am not addicted but I definitely watch porn many times per week and I definitely get off on porn. I like the HD stuff (all of it), the party porn and the casting porn. but pretty much watching most girls get f $%% ed gets me off.

I personally don't see why Japanese porn is so appealing. The girls always act like they're being raped, including the sounds. And what the fuck is with the god damned tentacles?

Wow steve....you really are a blind old fuck, eh?

^^^ I'm pretty sure Steve is joking around.

Porn fucks too

whoever said finding 8's or 9's in today's porn is indeed tough. and if you find one of them they are used in scenes that don't turn me on.

Guys in their teens and twenties typically have a lot of testosterone and usually seeing any average or pretty naked girl doing sexual things may easily cause arousal just upon seeing and hearing it. Those levels drop as you get older so porn might not have much affect if your levels are a lot lower. I read a number of female estrogen hormones in our environment are polluting our environment a great deal and artificially lowering all men's hormones. Some of these chemicals may be found in certain plastics or leeching from them I believe I read.

Anyway apart from getting visually turned on by naked girls, porn itself is usually pretty boring with very little plot or storyline. That's not why many watch it. Then there is a fetish aspect where some people get turned on if porn uses certain set ups. Example, many guys probably fantasized about screwing some high school cheerleader but probably didn't. They might get turned on watching a porn movie with a good looking cheerleader making advances on an older guy.

Now if I flip channels and see some guy licking a girl's pussy, I will switch channels almost right away. If I switch channels and see a pretty girl in a nice outfit or something that interests me before all the sex, I might start watching. Most porn is boring. If you get easily turned on visually, you can easily get off on it.

I do not see porn changing because I heard the actresses and actors get stigmatized by society. In other words I seriously doubt we are ever going to see block buster movie plots or great action movies with the actors or actresses doing sex scenes that are rated X in the movie. Besides the actors and actresses getting stigmatized, either most want entertainment or sexual titillation, not both except for a few people. For the unlucky few, the movie industry and society doesn't appear set up to accept it for something like that to make mega bucks. That means porn movies may not ever make mega bucks on any block buster.

If I ever hear about big crowds of movie fans going to see the opening of an x rated movie, I will wonder what kind of alternate reality world I woke up in. I'm just saying porn has been delegated to low budget, low interest, more boring movie plots. If you're talking about naked girls in general, you may have a hormone problem if you do not get turned on visually if you are a guy. my two cents.

Oh man, Mia Malkova.

I get off right before I touch mine.

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I think all of you guys are 100% wrong about jerikson40. When I read this:

"So now you're left with less than 10%. Now, discard all of the weird, insane shit like girls getting tied up, or getting peed on, or fisting, some other insane bullshit that only fucked up morons watch, and you're left with maybe 5%."

I realized that he was describing the shit jerikson40 loves. No...I'll modify that...he was describing the shit he L-U-V-S.

I'll bet he wrote that first post with one hand while he fapped away. I'll bet that dude has a whole notebook of his drawings of a 450 lb black dude with o bucket of the Colonel's XXXtra KRIS-pay sodomizing some 19 tear old blonde cheerleader with a drumstick.

He is just all mad 'cos he mails his drawings to major porn studios with a letter saying "film this...it really turns me on" and they mail back a response saying "dude...that is WAY too sick and twisted"

I'm with Jerrikson. Fuck today's porn. I'm gonna watch some Skinamax instead. Malibu Bikini Carwash Company with Hardbody's and Emanuelle, here I cum.

@ranukam - maybe, but its stupid and getting old. Like him.

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is that what Henry_R1234 thinks too? LOL

Hey DrPhag! Nice to hear your blathering bullshit! I don't know what Henry_R1234 thinks.....maybe you can ask him yourself you useless pile of shit!!! Lol!!!!

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now that’s the Henry_R1234 that we all know and laugh at

^^^^^^^^^First off I'm not Henry_R1234 you complete and utter moron. It's only turds like you that feel the need to have multiple aliases in your pathetic excuse for a life. And the only one bring laughed at here is you, by the one or two people left who haven't already put your sorry ass on ignore.

Don't feed the trolls, pls!

Good point, joker44. My bad.

Many internet porn sites are sources for malware viruses.

jerikson40,

Tell us how you would like to make some porn. Do you want to be in front of the camera, or behind it. Either way, just start making some of your own.

You can start by taking some still pictures. Get some girls to pose for you in the sorts of situations you would like to see.

Then you can move on from there. Jim and Artie Mitchell started by going down to the beech with a camera they borrowed from S.F. State, and convincing a girl to take her top off.

From there it was single girl masturbation, then finally to winning the Caen Film Festival with Behind the Green Door, an abduction gang rape fantasy.

We got to see Marilyn Chambers, the Ivory Snow Girl getting her face plastered with Technicolor cum shots.

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There are all sorts of ways to make porn. Right now they say that if someone spends over $20k, then they won't get their money back.

On the other hand, lots of people are making pro-am and amateur. I don't know how much money they make, but they are having a good time.

Rather than just criticizing, start thinking about what you would like to see. Start practicing with some stripers.

I've posted before about Cathy at the Brass Rail, decades ago and the redneck and white trash dancers. I just remembered that this was her favorite song to dance too. She really got into that Rebel Yell and More More More. I wish now that I had been able to pursue a relationship with her

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