Pasco County Florida

Try contributing to the reviews that you appreciate so much.

Thanks for the advice. Since I only recently found this site, and live in an area where there are ZERO clubs, I have yet had the opportunity to post a review. That's kinda why I prefaced my post with those first two sentences.

Looks like a pretty crappy area for strip clubs. If you come from someplace that has no clubs, and you have so little experience that you are not in a position to post any reviews, then it is worth the drive down to Tampa to go to Mons.

Right John. After all, who wants the great customer service often found in many Pasco clubs when one can get ripped off in a tourist trap in Tampa instead. ;)

Go to Bare Assets if you want alcohol with your naked girls. Travel over to Scarlett's in Ybor if you can have fun w/o the booze. Best two clubs in the area IMHO.

I don't have a lot of experience over there, but I tend to agree with Rick. The clubs in that area are a more what I consider TUSCLish than Tampa's. Less talk, more action kind of thing. The cost is certainly lower.

There's nothing wrong with Tampa, but I sure as shit wouldn't drive past a bunch of clubs to get there.

^^^ But Scarlett's would just be driving into Tampa. Many options and many reviews. I thought OP wanted to stay in Pasco.

My sense overall is that Pasco clubs have good service, as Rick stated, but they can be highly variable in terms of dancer quality.

Last time I was in the Tampa area I actually took a drive up to the Brass Flamingo and it sucked. I sat through a dayshift rotation was not a single girl that struck me as somebody I wanted a dance from. Left without getting a dance. But I was there a number of years ago and quality was good. So either went downhill or is just spotty. Reading reviews afterward it struck me that many area clubs would get a few good reviews followed by a poor review.

Based on that I would just plan an itinerary of clubs to try. Go to the first on your list but cut your losses and go to the next if things seem sucky. Repeat until you find a girl that makes you go "WEEE YAWWW!"

The other club I was impressed with the night I was there is OZ in Clearwater. Not as far to drive as Mons or Scarlett's.

If the cost of a cover charge (some clubs don't have daytime cover charges), and maybe a brewski will make you skip a Big Mac Meal, you'll probably run out of gas on the way home. Then again, having to write an extra review for a bad visit prior to striking gold will net you an extra 4 weeks to read the reviews that you appreciate so much.

Mons Venus a tourist trap. Bullshit. $20 full contact dances, full nudity, lots of beautiful young women, and no overpriced drinks. Nothing but a good time. The only thing it lacks is extras but it's great value.