Whoever says he is in the light and hates his brother is still in darkness. Whoever loves his brother abides in the light, and in him there is no cause for stumbling. But whoever hates his brother is in the darkness and walks in the darkness, and does not know where he is going, because the darkness has blinded his eyes.
therefore light is right and darkness is the devil
Right on, rev! Don't forget about the Jews, queers, and Catholics too, though!
You seem like just the man we need in our local KKK chapter. Would you like me to sign you up?
jerikson40
Joined Oct 2010
Clubs: 18
Reviews: 59
Standard Useless Review
Last Comment: Just Now
May 13, 2013 • As a public service, I thought I'd save most of the reviewers on this site some work and provide a "fill in the blanks" standard review that looks pretty much the same as 80% of all the reviews that get posted. A review that tells the reader absolutely nothing useful about the club, other than maybe rehashing the same basic info that has been discussed hundreds of times over the years, as well as providing a whole bunch of totally useless shit:
"Stopped at _____ with my buds, who hadn't been to this club before. The parking lot was ______. Paid the bouncer the cover and sat in one of the uncomfortable chairs. The decor was really ____, and the waitress was kinda cute. There were some other customers there, and me and my buds watched the game on the TV over the bar. There were a few dancers, some were kinda hot, so not so hot. I was teasing my buds about getting lap dances, and they kinda teased me and were, like, trying to get me to get a lap dance. And I was thinking about it, but didn't want to blow all my cash, so I didn't partake. But I'm sure the lap dances will leave you happy (if you know what I mean). So I went into the restroom and it was kinda gross. After that I came out and we watched a a pretty hot girl on stage. I don't know her name but she looked pretty awesome. And she did some awesome pole work. My buddy finally went and got a lap dance from this other dancer, and he came back with a big smile, if you know what I mean. I really think this is a great place to go, and the dancers are pretty cool."
Dougster
Joined Aug 2008
Clubs: 43
Reviews: 50
May 13, 2013 • What are bitching and whining about now, jerkoffson?
Alucard
Joined Jun 2002
Clubs: 22
Reviews: 52
May 13, 2013 • And you really think you're providing a public service with the above?
NOT!
jerikson40
Joined Oct 2010
Clubs: 18
Reviews: 59
Standard Useless Review
Last Comment: Just Now
May 13, 2013 • As a public service, I thought I'd save most of the reviewers on this site some work and provide a "fill in the blanks" standard review that looks pretty much the same as 80% of all the reviews that get posted. A review that tells the reader absolutely nothing useful about the club, other than maybe rehashing the same basic info that has been discussed hundreds of times over the years, as well as providing a whole bunch of totally useless shit:
"Stopped at _____ with my buds, who hadn't been to this club before. The parking lot was ______. Paid the bouncer the cover and sat in one of the uncomfortable chairs. The decor was really ____, and the waitress was kinda cute. There were some other customers there, and me and my buds watched the game on the TV over the bar. There were a few dancers, some were kinda hot, so not so hot. I was teasing my buds about getting lap dances, and they kinda teased me and were, like, trying to get me to get a lap dance. And I was thinking about it, but didn't want to blow all my cash, so I didn't partake. But I'm sure the lap dances will leave you happy (if you know what I mean). So I went into the restroom and it was kinda gross. After that I came out and we watched a a pretty hot girl on stage. I don't know her name but she looked pretty awesome. And she did some awesome pole work. My buddy finally went and got a lap dance from this other dancer, and he came back with a big smile, if you know what I mean. I really think this is a great place to go, and the dancers are pretty cool."
Dougster
Joined Aug 2008
Clubs: 43
Reviews: 50
May 13, 2013 • What are bitching and whining about now, jerkoffson?
Alucard
Joined Jun 2002
Clubs: 22
Reviews: 52
May 13, 2013 • And you really think you're providing a public service with the above?
NOT!
jerikson40
Joined Oct 2010
Clubs: 18
Reviews: 59
Standard Useless Review
Last Comment: Just Now
May 13, 2013 • As a public service, I thought I'd save most of the reviewers on this site some work and provide a "fill in the blanks" standard review that looks pretty much the same as 80% of all the reviews that get posted. A review that tells the reader absolutely nothing useful about the club, other than maybe rehashing the same basic info that has been discussed hundreds of times over the years, as well as providing a whole bunch of totally useless shit:
"Stopped at _____ with my buds, who hadn't been to this club before. The parking lot was ______. Paid the bouncer the cover and sat in one of the uncomfortable chairs. The decor was really ____, and the waitress was kinda cute. There were some other customers there, and me and my buds watched the game on the TV over the bar. There were a few dancers, some were kinda hot, so not so hot. I was teasing my buds about getting lap dances, and they kinda teased me and were, like, trying to get me to get a lap dance. And I was thinking about it, but didn't want to blow all my cash, so I didn't partake. But I'm sure the lap dances will leave you happy (if you know what I mean). So I went into the restroom and it was kinda gross. After that I came out and we watched a a pretty hot girl on stage. I don't know her name but she looked pretty awesome. And she did some awesome pole work. My buddy finally went and got a lap dance from this other dancer, and he came back with a big smile, if you know what I mean. I really think this is a great place to go, and the dancers are pretty cool."
Dougster
Joined Aug 2008
Clubs: 43
Reviews: 50
May 13, 2013 • What are bitching and whining about now, jerkoffson?
Alucard
Joined Jun 2002
Clubs: 22
Reviews: 52
May 13, 2013 • And you really think you're providing a public service with the above?
NOT!
jerikson40
Joined Oct 2010
Clubs: 18
Reviews: 59
Standard Useless Review
Last Comment: Just Now
May 13, 2013 • As a public service, I thought I'd save most of the reviewers on this site some work and provide a "fill in the blanks" standard review that looks pretty much the same as 80% of all the reviews that get posted. A review that tells the reader absolutely nothing useful about the club, other than maybe rehashing the same basic info that has been discussed hundreds of times over the years, as well as providing a whole bunch of totally useless shit:
"Stopped at _____ with my buds, who hadn't been to this club before. The parking lot was ______. Paid the bouncer the cover and sat in one of the uncomfortable chairs. The decor was really ____, and the waitress was kinda cute. There were some other customers there, and me and my buds watched the game on the TV over the bar. There were a few dancers, some were kinda hot, so not so hot. I was teasing my buds about getting lap dances, and they kinda teased me and were, like, trying to get me to get a lap dance. And I was thinking about it, but didn't want to blow all my cash, so I didn't partake. But I'm sure the lap dances will leave you happy (if you know what I mean). So I went into the restroom and it was kinda gross. After that I came out and we watched a a pretty hot girl on stage. I don't know her name but she looked pretty awesome. And she did some awesome pole work. My buddy finally went and got a lap dance from this other dancer, and he came back with a big smile, if you know what I mean. I really think this is a great place to go, and the dancers are pretty cool."
Dougster
Joined Aug 2008
Clubs: 43
Reviews: 50
May 13, 2013 • What are bitching and whining about now, jerkoffson?
Alucard
Joined Jun 2002
Clubs: 22
Reviews: 52
May 13, 2013 • And you really think you're providing a public service with the above?
NOT!
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