Report on TUSCL Meet in Detroit

Damn jack, you stayed from 3:30PM to 10:30? That's a long ass time.

It sounds like you guys had a great time, I just wish there was a way we could get a larger group of TUSCLers together. But unfortunately, with everyone living in all different spots around the country and having different work schedules, that's obviously going to be very difficult to do.

jack, what kind of strippers did the Flight Club have yesterday when you guys were there? Any Latinas? :)

Juice said he would show up, but he didn't end up showing up? I'm shocked!

"Juice said he would show up, but he didn't end up showing up?"

I heard he had to visit a sick alias.

I think Juice's van broke down on the way :)

I met up w/ silky the night b/f the meet (Th eve) at the Penthouse Club. The owner of the Penthouse (and Flight Club and Collegium) was in the club (Penthouse) on Th night so there were a lot of dancers on hand especially for a Th night (60 dancers)

There was only 1 ebony but there were a lot of good looking whities (dancers) and a few thick ones which are my preference – ended up getting dances from about 5 dancers which were all good dances except for one ROB which was a one and done.

I ended up spending about $500 in total but that is peanuts compared to what silky spends – I think silky spends about $500 on just one trip to the LD booths and he goes there all night long – dude has a black belt in SCing LOL.

In keeping w/ his SC black belt – at Flight Club during the meet; silky took the dancer TUSCLer wongy brought (Autumn aka Keepitbreezy1) to the LD booth along w/ another dancer from FC – i.e. Autumn was there as a custie (she dances @ Silver Criket) – silky took Autumn to the LD booth so she could get a dance with one of the FC dancers while silky was in the booth w/ them – they were actually in there for several songs/dances and when Autumn came out she had a very big smile on her face (the other dancer seems to have taken care of her while silky was watching – and perhaps doing more than watching?).

And then there was the guy who makes $350K/yr but couldn't afford to attend because of "unexpected expenses"

I guess some people just can't manage their finances

GoVikings: "what kind of strippers did the Flight Club have yesterday when you guys were there? Any Latinas? "

About 20 strippers were on day shift and another 20 on night shift. Most were white but there were a few blacks and latinas. Usually the club has more black dancers. I hope Papi was not too disappointed. A Mexican dancer I've know for years stopped by our table for a minute but then moved on. I later took a girl up to VIP, and she may have been latina--dark curly hair--but I did not ask.

The club did not have as many busty blondes as I would have liked. My CF was on vacation in the Caribbean. I texted a couple other blondes, but one never replied and the other said she was recovering from a boob job.

I love it. I list about six reasons I can't make it, the main ones being work related, with unexpected expenses being a minor last one. steve removes the context, cherry picks the last item without having any idea what or how much my unexpected expenses and doesn't mention the more important reason. Guess he is jealous I make so much more money then him. This is why I say you are and always will be a complete homo, steve!

steve229: "I guess some people just can't manage their finances"

Also I'd say skipping a rather frivolous trip when you have some unexpected expenses come up and greater working priorities is a pretty example of managing finances well.

You are, and all will be a 16 y/o girl and a complete homo, steve!

@Papi - thanks for the report. Sounds like you enjoyed your "frivolous" trip!

@Papi- I'm looking forward to your Detroit reviews. I'm wondering if Detroit has overtaken Houston as your favorite place to strip club?

4 or 5 people seems to be the average number of people on these meets. There were 4 people at the Miami meet, 5 people at the Detroit meet, 4 people at the Phoenix meet. I think Shadow said there were 6 people at one of the Atlanta meets.

I think the next meet should be in the LA/COI area.

“… Sounds like you enjoyed your "frivolous" trip …”350


It probably *was* a frivolous trip for someone like me with a sub-sub $350k/yr salary – but if I died next week I’d be glad I made the trip instead of thinking I should have saved the $$$.

Plus – I don’t have kids or a wife whom I have to be concerned about in terms of spending $$$ that I should be using for them.

“… I'm wondering if Detroit has overtaken Houston as your favorite place to strip club …”


I’m a southern boy and prefer the south – Detroit has great SCs and I would def recommend to anyone – although the white clubs have been great; the chocolate clubs not so much.

I would say Houston is still my fave (on a chocolate basis) followed by ATL – I think ATL had the most # of beautiful ebonies and would be first on my list except ATL’s mileage is a bit low in many of the SCs.

Clarification: I never said I had a $350k/y salary. That's just how much I've end up making the last couple of years. Some was from salary but some from stuff like capital gains, and dividends. It's fun one guy who is deliberately trying to misrepresent something I said claims I said something them everyone just believes I did, even though they ought to know better about the source and their agenda and their tactics in implementing it.

A dental emergency grounded me that day. Two hours in the chair to fix it.

Whose too say I wasn't in D-Town...I might have had a really good OTC action with a Detroit stripper that posts on here from time too time
#JustThinkAboutIt

Jack, Steve , papi - LOL u guys really no how too tickle the funny bone god bless yall

@capri - if you're ever in DC, the lapdances are on me

steve229 - That is a pretty safe offer. :)

Exactly

LOL, good ole' Dugly and the million excuses.

Glad yall had a good time!

How about virginia Steve?!?!

What about Virginia? She needs some candy cane in her life.

^^^LMFAO

DC only - wouldn't want you to miss out on what our nation's capital has to offer!

Heard the SCs are bad there

ranukam,

"4 or 5 people seems to be the average number of people on these meets. There were 4 people at the Miami meet, 5 people at the Detroit meet, 4 people at the Phoenix meet. I think Shadow said there were 6 people at one of the Atlanta meets."

I think the large influx into Atlanta is due to it being more centrally located. I can attest that the weather in Miami that day kept the ducks inside. I don't think I've dried out yet! Talk about a wet spot on the pants! LDK would have been proud. :)

Sounds like a good time. I like the "bring your own stripper" deal. I think that would be a good contest on the next TUSCL meet up to see who could bring the finest honey.

I want to clear up one point. 2 people have mentioned that there were 6 people at the Atlanta meet up. There has never been a planned meet up or convention in Atlanta. The one day that 6 of us were there it was totally by chance. Today there were 3 of us there.

Having hosted 2 conventions in Columbia SC, I know how hard it is to put together one and my thanks to those of you that try.

sc,

Should Follies be nominated as the Semi Official TUSCL meet up club?

"Should Follies be nominated as the Semi Official TUSCL meet up club?"

Hasn't Juice already been a no-show at Follies?

Maybe he felt it was a frivolous trip?

Clubber - That is fine with me. Of the other 2 guys there yesterday one was from AL and the other from NC.

steve229 - Juice claims to have already been there. Who knows?

Mr cat and Steve- I don't ever remembur a tuscl meeting in da A...if there is one I am down as long as my work sitchuation is fine. Mr cat by trading my reviews u can't tell that I hav been there than I hav no comment. I was the first too brake the news that the door girl was pregnant cause I might have something too due bout that LOL
#JustThinkAboutIt

"and the million excuses"

Well, technically only half a dozen...

Maybe time to cut back on the charitable donations?

" Juice claims to have already been there. Who knows?"

Was that for Juice's 2nd Annual Birthday Bash @ Follies? I heard it was a blow-out!

Nice to see steve229 changing his tune after I called him down - at first there was only one reason, now he at least acknowledges there were about six.

Looks like things kind of backfired on steve229 here. In his attempt to prove I was lying he could only do so by lying himself. He has now been called out as the liar he is for all to see. Just keep in mind his tactics for the future.

Interesting that a guy like steve229 who is so eager to deliberately misrepresent me via his sleazy tactics via "modifying" things I said, omitting important context, saying what he thinks others want to hear as opposed to what he knows is true, all because he is resentful that I was more success at making money than he was last year apparently lives/work in Washington, DC. Seems like a good place for ya' stevie-boy!

steve229 - Juicebox69 claimed that he was going to throw a birthday celebration for himself at Follies, I believe in November but as history has shown, you cannot believe everything he says.

Guys. People's plans change. Traveling half way across the country to hang with strip club junkies from the internet for a night just isn't going to be a high priority for most if anything more important comes up. Get over it already and your belief that it shows something sinister about the people who dropped out all ready. Where does it rank in importance on a scale of 1 to 100? 4? 5?

@shadowcat “but as history has shown, you cannot believe everything he says.”


say whhaaaat?!? just thank about it

Doctorphil I am personally inviting u too my 3rd bday bash in follies in 2 weeks!!! Please bee there u crack me up!!!!

Stupid troll Dougster says: "isn't going to be a high priority if anything more important comes up."

Like camping out on the TUSCL board all day and night waiting for his troll bait to get a bite. Lol

^^^ wow! upissedaspot sure woke up pissed off this morning. Guess his mother was banged by another 20 TUSCLers this morning and she spent all the money on smack instead of saving some to feed him.

^Not likely. I kind of doubt if anybody but Dougster has wetdreams about having sex with decomposed corpses.

@upissedaspot: Actually she staged her death to get away from you and so she could spend all her the money she earns whoring on smack instead of feeding you. You has been duped! (Sorry that all of TUSCL knew except for you. That's gotta be hard on you, kid.)

Strange, I don't see "all of TUSCL" chiming in to agree with Dougster about the joy of sex with dead remains. You're not gonna back out of this one, swinger. Now excuse me while I go hurl.

Wow! Look at how upissedaspot is spazzing about this. Guess he we really hit a sore spot of his!

Lol. My bitch Dougster has lost any semblance of contact with reality. He shows no sign of embarassment at being forever exposed as a necrophiliac. And he mindlessly parrots in non sequitur my dig at how he spazzes within minutes each time one of his man-crushes posts.

^^^ just pissed off because his mother staged her own death to get away from him and is now fucking 20 guys from TUSCL per night to support her smack habit.

LL interesting report on Detroit meet descends into flame war as Troll D reels in another sucker.

Don't feed the trolls.

@Caprisun69. thank you for the personal invitation. are you going to have cake and ice cream? i like cake and ice cream. especially ice cream. any flavor will do except for tootie fruity. i don’t swing that way but if you are expecting sclvr5005 i suppose you will have to have tootie fruity.

something else that i really like is oreo cookies but i’m boycotting them. Ilbbaicnl told me they are racist. solidarity brother, er sister(?) or whatever the fuck you are ilbbaicnl.

i imagine you will have lots of clowns at your party, a regular clown fest but a word of advice – make it clear that magicians aren’t welcome otherwise zipperhead68 is likely to show up with his one and only trick. i don’t know what you think but frankly that guy is such a big asshole that it just isn’t very impressive when he keisters 20 live chickens up his poop chute.

i look forward to meeting you. i’ll be the guy trying to hump a stripper’s leg. see you there

lol... I did not see this surprise twist to the TUSCL meet in Detroit thread coming.

^^^your right surprise twist lol Mikeya u r definitely coming!! Slick and lopaw will be there reppin some California love blue lion dougie zippy dr. Phil big dawg sippycup duke crazy joe will all bee there too name a few oh and can't 4 get hotstuff her boytoy is flying her down here!!!!
#ThisWillBeEpic

Stevie and clubber need too come too oh and papi too

@capri - Sounds rather frivolous and low priority.....I'm in!

@steve229: at once succinct and enigmatic :-)

Sounds like it was very interesting and a lot of fun. The Flight Club and Penthouse are two of my favorite clubs when in Detroit. It would be entertaining to hear about your individual experiences with the dancers. I have been there several times and am familiar with some of the dancers.

Just my two cents on the Detroit meet. I was a little worried Detroit would not put out there best girls for this weekend and that was not the case. While the Penthouse day shift was slow with few customers, the night shift was stacked with talent and on top of that my CF says the 10's I know do extras now. I took a couple new girls and several favorites up stairs but contrary to what others have said, I do not wear a belt(black or otherwise) when I go strip clubbing.

The next day the flight club did one better by having a very good day shift and night shift. Jackslash knew who was missing but it didn't stop him from going up stairs with aleast one girl. There where six or more pretty pussies on display and many fun times upstairs. Wongy did let me take breezy upstairs with the girl breezy selected and I will have to say she chose wisely. Breezy's dances actually ended early due to the dancer having to go back on stage. Best money I spent that weekend.

At 11:30 Wongy says let go to the Silver Cricket and Wongy and I were off to Wongy's and keepitbreezy's club.

8 hours of clubbing on Thursday and 10 hours of clubbing on Friday and I still came home with money.

Special thanks to Papi for coming all the way from Miami to join us. Thanks to Jackslash for organizing. And thanks to Wongy and keepitbreezy for coming out and having a great time.

Thanks for the report Silky.

@silky - Black belt or no black belt, you sir are a true strip club warrior (although it does beg the question of how you keep those silky pants up)

Now, some of the sticks-in-the-mud on here would say your trip was rather frivolous and low priority, but I salute you as a man of your word.

All hail silkypants and Papi Chulo, road warriors extraordinaire!

Keep it Silky, Silky Smooth.

sc,

While perusing recent posts here, I thought about your post and Follies. When I was there, with you, weren't there at least 4-5 TUSCLers there?

Almost made it. Too bad "almost" only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and nuclear explosions. Maybe if y'all ever make it to Louisville...

Given what happened instead though, I can't say I really regret missing it this time.

Clubber - Yes. It's a rare day when I go to Follies and don't run into at least one other TUSCLer.

sc,

At a local club, another TUSCLer and myself have been in the LD area at the same time. we were discussing the club via PM and I mentioned I had been there the previous early afternoon to visit "C", who was my fave at the time. He said he was there the same afternoon and saw her in the LD room with a guy. I remember a couple coming into the room. So we realized we were both there, but have never really met.

He is a hit and miss club goer like me. Rarely a planned visit.