I was driving through the area...

I was driving through the area on my way home Friday evening and decided to stop. Last visit 5 months ago was not good at all, but it was bad weather, and I blamed it on that. This visit was not much better. I walked in and payed the cover ($5) and ordered a beer ($4). Saw there were 12 dancers on the line-up and the club was not busy at all....maybe 20 people average all night. Thought that things might be looking up. Then I saw the talent. 4 white girls that should not have been in thongs. 3 black girls that were all under 5 foot tall, but built like bowling balls. One of the girls told me it was a mom and 2 kids.....family tradition I guess.

There were 2 white girls that were typical WI strippers - not knockouts by any stretch of the imagination, but were tolerable with good personalities. Then there were the 3 black girls that complained all night about how slow it was, cussing out customers if they didn't tip, and how their baby daddys screwed them over and how they have bills....you know the story. Imagine that, the more they complained, the less they made...smh. Probably would have made a good reality TV show that night. I give them props on diversity on shapes, sizes, etc....but this is a strip joint.

I want to see something I couldn't see in a damn bar anywhere.....at least a little fantasy. So, I had two beers, enjoyed the freek show, and went on my merry way. The club is nice inside, has plenty of parking, and drinks are reasonable......they just need some talent in there. Don't think I'll be returning in a while.