Words from the dressing room.

This is why I'm not a fan of anal.

What a shitty thing to have happen

Mmmmmm, I dunno.

To me, make the CF clean up the cavity (e.g. enema) so I can skip the latex.

That’s no reason to kick her out – that is bound to happen if one stimualtes that orface – it’s like blaming her for cumming b/c of vaginal sex.

You would think she just would have charged him extra for that.

Sorry guys I wasn't trying too get her kicked out

^^^your nasty

Alabegonz dude...your not seriously recommending unprotected anal, are you?

The club doesn't seem like a good place for anal. I wouldn't want to step on a Santorum-covered rubber somebody dropped...

Sorry "Back door fun" should reserved for where you have access to a shower (our at least a toilet and sink) for both to clean up afterward. I don't care if she does flush out her backdoor both of you will smell like shit afterwards. There is a place for everything and a room in a club is not the place.

I just don't get the whole anal fixation anyway. My few feeble attempts at the act have produced pain for her and little pleasure for me. I just can't get into a rhythm at it and they're so fucking tight that the condom falls off and I really don't want bareback in the chocolate tunnel so it's an exercise in frustration for all involved. I've had a couple of girls who've done a prostrate massage which I can understand in that maybe I'm just a bigger asshole than my partner. Once my ATF and I did a 3 way with a very pretty crack whore who insisted on sticking her tongue up my ass which did produce an interesting sensation while my ATF sucked my dick, but it was not something I'd like as a regular diet. Talk about uncomfortable position.
Another time I was with a Backpage escort who offered the prostate massage and she put a condom on her fingers before diving in. I still recommend not biting your fingernails if you do this regularly.
The whole (hole?) idea of anal sex in a club just holds no appeal for me. In my favorite club there's a very pretty, very slim, dancer who is 26 years old and looks 15 or 16. When dancing nude I've noted that she has a very big asshole and other dancers have told me she takes it up the ass. I did a Champagne visit with her once and couldn't maintain an erection as she sucked my dick in that I felt like I was with a child. Oral or anal under these circumstances is a turn off for me and then when you mix shit into the equation - no thank you.

Just heard that squirting is the new anal.

"I just don't get the whole anal fixation anyway"

Yeah, pretty much for me, when it comes to anal I'm a "flag down on the play, unsportsman like conduct, 30 yard penalty" kind of guy. Not gonna happen.

Dudes, its the poop chute. It's designed for stuff to come out...nasty nasty stuff, not for stuff to go in. Especially when you have a perfectly good pussy right next door.

I remember a gay friend years ago was trying to convince me that women are "ewwww!!! gross!!!", and was talking about how they have nasty periods with blood and stuff...how can you put your dick in that???

Dude, you're boning men up the poop chute !!! Are you freaking serious???

Is shitting anal squirting?

Gawker, Dude, you're all over the place! Please pick a topic and stick to it.

I concur with Tiredtraveler.

@ilbbaicnl -- nope. Diarrhea is anal squirting. Let's just hope "hot anal squirters" isn't a new porno trend. That would cross some lines for me.

@jerikson40 -- does the private room in your favorite club have a referee? And what were you doing that constituted unsportsmanlike conduct?

@gawker -- you're a crazy MF. But good crazy. You keep up the good work my man!

Amazing!

I agree with something posted by jerikson40.

No anal sex for me.......ever.

And, I get all the prostate massage I ever want during my annual physical with Doc Joanne.

"Amazing! I agree with something posted by jerikson40"

You know what they sat about a stopped clock...

* sat = say

(Sheesh)