OK, first of all let me...

OK, first of all let me just say I have never been to a "gentlemans club" before, I am an upstanding young man and my mother brought me up well. I have no desire to attend one of these places however let's just say I did go to Treasures on Westheimer (which I clearly did not) then my review would probably go a little something like this.......

So in my short time here in Houston I have probably been to Treasures around three times, though it may be more because usually when you think it would be a great idea to come to a "titty bar" (excuse the term) you are so plastered you don't really know what's going on anyway!

This joint is alright, I mean don't get me wrong the decor, I'm talking about the girls here not the wallpaper, is very appealing and tempting but jeez-o DO NOT and I repeat DO NOT put your card (or your friends, ha) behind the bar. You will walk out there with a second mortgage and end up selling your car just to pay your tab off.