Out of all the porn stars that do private dances when they do feature dancing, w

Apart from the terrible dance how did she look? She must be in her 40's by now?

Maybe Lisa Ann didn't find you attractive. Just cause a winner is a slut doesn't mean she's a slut with everyone.

She looked good. She's 41 years old I think.


It doesn't matter if she thinks Im attractive or not.
She's not some woman that Im asking out on a date.

Im getting a lapdance from her that I paid for. So, it's not like it was for free. The amount of contact should be the same for everyone.

What/how a porn star/stripper feels about does factor into the performance you'll receive. Just cause you pay doesn't mean you'll have it your way.

I meant stripper, not winner.

The amount of contact will not be the same for everybody. That's reality.

I think she may be like that with almost everyone.
The most contact she did was sit on my lap and lean
backwards.

Because the bouncer told me that I can't touch her
during the lapdance. Everyone knows that there's
a "no touching" rule at strip clubs. So, because the
bouncer told me that before I went in, tells me that
Lisa Ann must be strict about contact. Even if she's
the only one that can do the touching.

"What/how a porn star/stripper feels about does factor into the performance you'll receive. Just cause you pay doesn't mean you'll have it your way."

But, slick, I thought a strip club was just like Burger King? Are you dissing the "Burger King" system?

Porn star features are usually boring and overrated. Avoid.

Good points slick. I agree. Chemistry means a lot

Lisa Ann is probably my all time favorite pornstar. I'm sorry to hear her dances suck.

I understand about the level of contact being different
when if one guy looks like he can be on the cover of Muscle
& Fitness magazine and another guy is very overweight.

I wasn't expecting an aggressive over the top lapdance with alot
of contact from Lisa Ann. If she had at least put her tits in my face at least twice, I wouldn't have a problem with the quality of the lapdance.

All she did was dance infront of me, sit on my lap
and put her tits 3 inches from my face.

If I could rate the lapdance on a scale of 1 to 10.
I would give it a 4. If it was a lapdance that I
thought was a 6. Then it wouldn't be that bad and
I wouldn't have a problem with it.

A favorite resource of mine indicates she is now age 42. See:

http://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Lisa_Ann

I too avoid porn star feature dancers. However, the porn stars I've encountered that are house dancers (about six) at strip clubs haven given me great dances!

@club_Goer: I normally don't go to a strip club to see a porn star do feature dancing unless its one of my favorites. If its a porn star that Ive never heard of or if Im not a fan of hers, I wont go.

The only current porn stars that I would probably go see is Bridgette B, Lisa Ann, and Asa Akira. Maybe also Nikki Benz. Only because I thought I read that she gives good private dances.

Three things for jc3 to put in his pipe and smoke:

1) How about telling us which club that you saw Lisa Ann perform.
2) How about writing a review on this and other recent club visits.
3) How about you scope out porn feature performances, including the purchase of lapdances from features, and you submit an article to founder for publication just to further enlighten membership on another aspect of club going.

Ouch.

How much did you pay?

$100

Jeez, all I did was come on and ask a simple question.

But there should be a way to review feature dancing.

I don't want to say the name of the strip club or leave a
review for them on here. Because I don't want to leave any
negative comments about the club.

I might leave a negative comment about the club if the bouncers
and dancers were rude or something. But, other than that Im not
going to leave a negative review about a club. Because its not in their control about how good or bad the lapdances are from porn stars.

If it was a house dancer that's a different story.

The only porn star I got a dance from was Brandi Love when she was house dancing at The Men's Club in Raleigh. It was the dance special 2 for $40 and she grinded and allowed boob and ass touching. I haven't tired any porn stars when they featured since almost all quoted over $100 for one dance.

Bridgette B did the same thing. I know that there normally is a "no touching" rule. But she kept on telling me to grab her tits and ass.
She even customized the lapdance based on if I was a "Boob Man" or a "Ass Man". I told her I was a "boob man" so she customized the lapdance where she was using her tits more than her ass.

She even put her tits in my face for so long that I had trouble
breathing. lol

She spoke to me quite a bit as well.

You're going to the wrong clubs. You're wasting your $$ on feature dancers.
You're paying too much attention to what a bouncer tells you. No touching, my ass.

I've only gotten and actual dance from one feature dancer, and that was Melissa Wolf(many, in fact, and usually with another dancer as a three way dance) and she allowed pretty much anything as long as you didn't play with the "main gate". I was shocked when I learned she was actually a year older than me at the time(I was 42 then)As far as porn stars I have met, the nicest was Christy Canyon, maybe tied with Shane, who told me to "grab her ass" before snapping a Polaroid(lol). The rudest was probably Lovette. Jenna Jameson was about "middle of the road" during Polaroids, but friendly enough. Dyanna Lauren was pretty awesome about interaction during her stage show, even stepping off the stage to dance with some on the floor, and kissing a dancer. Alexis Amore was pretty nice too. I think the best private dance from a porn star would be Keisha, only because I've seen the way she dances, and if that was during contact, wow oh wow! LOL

Troll

All the porn star features at Columbus gold charge $100 and have their own bouncer to monitor the dances. They split the $100 50/50 with the club.

jc3: Thin skinned much ? All you did was ask a simple question ?

No, dude, all you've done in the 10 weeks you've been here is create 3 threads, all 3 of them trolling for information ***about*** pornstar features. All while providing zero club reviews or articles. Btw, is Sweethearts in Vernon CT a no touchee club, or not ? How challenging can it be to say that you liked the other aspects of the club, but that feature performer sucked (in a bad way) ? Or maybe jc3 is so fixated on pornstar features that he can't write a cogent review on the club itself.

Slick, if I really wanted to be mean, I would of told jc3 to use the search function. Just for grins, I typed Lisa Ann into the search engine, and came up with a bunch of things. One link source lists her net worth as $2M. (That doesn't make it true, but...) Someone with such a net worth at that stage in her life probably doesn't give a crap about pleasing strangers who have handed over some money to them. There is also a Lisa Ann (different last name) who does Special Touch gospel singing concerts. I don't think those would cost $100.

"Porn star features are usually boring and overrated. Avoid."

I agree. I've gotten a bunch over the years, and can't really remember one that was much good.

@Cyclops-Christy Canyon seems to be the coolest chick in porn. Adam Carolla took her sister to prom.

@Jc3-I ain't being a Dick, just tough love. If you expect to make it in the stripping hobby, it's the best thing one can do.

Come to think of it, when I try to remember the specifics of the porn chicks who I've had dances with it's difficult, since most of the experiences were pretty uneventful.

I do recall easily the most wonderful porn "star", who was totally down to earth and very high mileage. A black porn star named Anna (not Alexis) Amore. Absolutely killer body, and the sweetest person you can imagine.

Taylor Wayne, who I thought was smoking hot back in the day, was pretty non-eventful in the lap dance department.

Veronica Brazil was a hot and nasty Latina/Brazilian/whatever who was a regular dancer at a local club, and I *think* her laps were okay, but I also recall being surprised she was so low mileage for a porn start.

Also there was a latina, a no name porn actress whose name escapes me, who had a sister who looked almost like a twin and they were both porn actresses. She was a on again, off again regular dancer at a local club, and she was pretty full of herself. Very hot, but her attitude sucked, like she was doing you a favor to be in her presence. Didn't even get a dance from her.

Honestly I think for the most part, women tend to place a monetary value on themselves to some extent. They evaluate how hot they are, and decide how much it "costs" men to have any part of her. And when you're talking about porn stars, the "self worth" becomes very high, so they get the attitude that their shit don't stink. Of course not always, but if you factor in the well know rule of the universe regarding hot women (the hotter the woman, the less mileage), it becomes clear that, in general, women will get away with what they think they can get away with. Since they don't really WANT to let some stranger grope them, they will only give out what they think they're worth.

you're thanking too much about it. could be that because she is one of if not the most popular pornstar, she can get away with whatever dance she wants to do. and people will still buy lap dances just because shes lisa ann.

Ive been to strip clubs more times than I can count since I was 18 years old. But, I just haven't been to a strip club that often over the last 4 years. Ive only been to 3 different strip clubs since I joined TUSCL a few months ago. Ive submitted reviews about those clubs which are now pending for approval. So, it wouldn't be fair to review the other strip clubs that I haven't been to in a long time.

I originally joined TUSCL to ask questions on Porn stars doing feature dancing. I figure there are people who are in the forums that would know better than I would about feature dancing. Ive only been to a strip club w/ feature dancing twice (the first time was in May). So, even though I know quite a bit about strip clubs on a regular night. I don't have too much experience with porn stars who do feature dancing.

I guess I made the mistake of comparing how good Bridgette B's lapdances were to the lapdance I got from Lisa Ann. But, your probably right when you pay the $100, your paying for who she is and how big of a star she is. Kind of like how when you pay $25 for a Nike shirt but maybe $15 or $20 for a lesser known brand even though the quality of the 2 shirts are similar. Your paying for the name brand. Not the quality of the shirt itself.

Now I know that lapdances from porn stars is a gamble. Just like playing Roulette at a casino. You might win money or you might lose money. But, you won't know if your going to win or lose unless you give it a try. Same thing with lapdances from porn stars. You wont know if it is going to be good or bad unless you give it a try.

Also, I know I cant go by other people's opinions all the time. Because one person may say the lapdance was great but I may think it wasn't.

I've never been very interested in feature dancers. The last time I went to a club that had a feature dancer, just the presence of that dancer kind of spoiled the whole ambiance of the club. Lots of whooping and hollering, and the younger, prettier club dancers weren't on stage. This was long ago enough that lap dances weren't an issue -- I hadn't even heard the term then.

In any case, ever since that time I've made it a point to skip any club that had a feature dancer scheduled. Fortunately, it's been years since I've even seen one advertised.

Article I wrote couple days ago -- When Porn Stars Come to Your Club. Good Deal or No Deal? -- was just posted by founder.

This discussion and a recent Gianna Michaels - Sophie Dee feature at a local club prompted me to write it.

Also, keep in mind when evaluating pornstar personal appearances...

Pornstars are basically good looking (or occasionally great looking) women who decided to perform sex on videos for money. Their qualifications are pretty much limited to that. So you can't really expect them to be great public performers. That's really an art if you think about it.

Of course some are better than others, but you're pretty much guaranteed they just put this shit together by themselves, unless they are under contract with a big video company or have some money behind them.

So don't expect much

BTW, the latina porn actresses I was referring to were Savannah and Havanna Ginger, FWIW. One or both has the worlds largest areolas, which I find kinda gross and National Geographic. But anyway...

"....all you've done in the 10 weeks you've been here is create 3 threads, all 3 of them trolling for information ***about*** pornstar features. All while providing zero club reviews or articles."

And what exactly is wrong with that?

You're one of those guys who requires a certain number of "rep" points or whatever before you'll share your priceless information?

Get over yourself dude. The crap that passes for info on this, and many other sites, is often not worth shit for the most part.

It's a public forum, to share whatever you can with the world. So share. And stop playing silly ego games.

The worst thing about the internet is the childish people who inhabit it. Potentially great sites of information end up being fucking playgrounds for little kids, and they devolve into useless name calling and inane crap because of egos and silly games.

Nikki Benz when she was younger, skinnier, and blonde. Now I wouldn't go near that.