I just chanced upon the Top 10 list and I was shocked to see that it is topped by a massage parlour in Mississauga. I have been in that joint, Allure, and I can tell you that are many much better massage parlours out west in Alberta and British Columbia. More elegant decor, hotter girls, guaranteed FS (if that is your wont), cheaper prices. I was able to negotiate FS during my visit to Allure but it was expensive and not very satisfactory. My girl told me that FS is not regularly available in Allure and reviews seem to corroborate her assertion.
My favourite Alberta massage parlour story is one that I have told here before. I came into town after a long spell of hard labour out in the patch and visited the local Nisku massage parlour. I asked the girl for a real massage to relieve my sore muscles.
Her response to my massage request?.....'I don't do massages. I just fuck.'
What can a guy do?
I grudgingly went with what she was offering.


I just noted that my favourite Toronto area strip club is now #23 on the tuscl list. Club Pro in Vaughan deserves this ranking and probably a much higher ranking. It is #1 on the farmerart list.
Club Pro is where I met Toronto sweetie.