tuscl Top 10.......WTF?
farmerart
I just chanced upon the Top 10 list and I was shocked to see that it is topped by a massage parlour in Mississauga. I have been in that joint, Allure, and I can tell you that are many much better massage parlours out west in Alberta and British Columbia. More elegant decor, hotter girls, guaranteed FS (if that is your wont), cheaper prices. I was able to negotiate FS during my visit to Allure but it was expensive and not very satisfactory. My girl told me that FS is not regularly available in Allure and reviews seem to corroborate her assertion.
My favourite Alberta massage parlour story is one that I have told here before. I came into town after a long spell of hard labour out in the patch and visited the local Nisku massage parlour. I asked the girl for a real massage to relieve my sore muscles.
Her response to my massage request?.....'I don't do massages. I just fuck.'
What can a guy do?
I grudgingly went with what she was offering.
My favourite Alberta massage parlour story is one that I have told here before. I came into town after a long spell of hard labour out in the patch and visited the local Nisku massage parlour. I asked the girl for a real massage to relieve my sore muscles.
Her response to my massage request?.....'I don't do massages. I just fuck.'
What can a guy do?
I grudgingly went with what she was offering.
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Club Pro is where I met Toronto sweetie.
I don't place much credence in the rating system and the club types are pretty clearly described. As a result, I'm not too bothered by the ratings. However, it is deceptive to have a spa rated as though it was a strip club and to also not have a more complete listing of the spas the in the area.
What I'd prefer is a separate section on TUSCL devoted to spas and AMPs-- ideally a more complete listing of spas in each area. I know that there are some other web sites devoted to AMP reviews (possibly rub maps?) but they typically require a credit card to pay for a membership and I continue to be reluctant to provide any credit card info to most web sites. Thus, I'd be interested in a a "free" web site that provided TUSCL quality reviews of spas. Anyone have any leads?
but I like to see different categories blended together. I would certainly be in favor of a spa section on TUSCL as they have
These lists are of limited usefulness. Actual ranking order [#1 vs #2 etc] is useless. At best, where the club falls -- top 3rd, middle 3rd, or lower 3rd has SOME meaning for clubs with more than 25 or 50 reviews.
Increasing the minimum # of reviews before a club is listed in Top xx lists to 25 or 50 may help prevent clubs with fewer reviews and a recent run of inaccurate spam reviews [for example, shills or derogatory to lower rating] from appearing or shifting around wildly on a list.
But many TUSCL members themselves contribute to the problem by tossing off a quick & careless review just to get or maintain VIP status. In addition, I've read many reviews where the club ratings don't match the narrative. Many members [myself included, at times] succumb to a positive bias in the ratings that doesn't match well with the review narrative.
Founder can't fix that problem.