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I'd probably screw up the world big time. I'd have everyone heal instantly so no injuries last more than seconds at a time. I'd put all medical workers out of a job. Millions of doctors and nurses would be unemployed. I'd stop people from dying and instantly heal their biddies and resurrect them if they died. No one would die. While I'm at it, I might reverse the aging process or instantly make everyone over 25 instantly be as young as 25 again.
Yep, no one could die or get injured. Why go to war when no one dies? Lots of people would be ticked off at me.
How about you? How would you use any super power you could imagine?
I'd also open portals to other planets and create a huge global economic boom as the resources of an entire universe suddenly became available to this planet and any alien species we allow trade with.
Yep, no one could die or get injured. Why go to war when no one dies? Lots of people would be ticked off at me.
How about you? How would you use any super power you could imagine?
I'd also open portals to other planets and create a huge global economic boom as the resources of an entire universe suddenly became available to this planet and any alien species we allow trade with.
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Therefore, my first order of business as an all-powerful ruler of the universe is to reverse that. In my regime, 99.999999% of women on the planet instantly become so freaking hot that guys cum in their pants just looking at them.
My second order of business is to issue an order decreeing that the US government begin immediate subsidies to support all those hot women maintaining their hotness by providing free boob jobs, training in how to please men, and on and on. And all of those hot women are required to enter, at age 18, a two year mandatory government service that grooms them for hotness at special universities. Of course, hot clothes are provided free, blah blah blah.
My second order of business is to provide government subsidies to all strip clubs, including regulations to ensure those clubs provide customers with only the best entertainment.
My third order of business is to legalize all forms of prostitution and public nudity and sex for all hot women. Basically, when a hot woman walks in public, she can wear anything (or nothing), she can have sex with whomever she wants in public, blah blah blah.
And finally, I would fund government research on drugs which would increase the average female libido by 100 times, so that all those hot women are far hornier than males. Or, if my powers were really all powerful, I'd merely tap my magic wand and make all women so horny that they are all raging nymphos.
So there ya go...a world populated by super hot, raging nymphos.
You're welcome.
2. Make it so you could teleport to someone else's solar system if they wanted you to (and teleport back to your own). Or use the inter-solar-system internet if you didn't feel like traveling.
It's Saturday night, and I'm thinking as big as the ass Papi Chulo is probably groping right now.
C'mon guys. Sometimes less is more. Part of the fun with not chicks is the chase. If they were all nekked all the time and all super-hot it would just skew your perspective.
I'd be restrained. Just make the clothes of hot chicks fall off when I want some viewing. Especially hot jogging chicks. Watch those bouncing boobies and BAM! the tits come out. Fuck yeah!
Yeah, limited super powers would be fun. Having the ability to enlarge any female breasts just by thinking about it would be fun to watch. If it was in my dream and it became public knowledge I was doing it, I'd probably get sued by every girl who didn't want larger tits and every unemployed plastic surgeon. If I had the ability to control the weather, I'd probably get sued by everyone getting rained on if they didn't want it. If people knew. Of course we all like pleasant dreams. I just tend to have many interesting dreams. Oh the dream where I was all knowing, my mind seemed to cover the entire universe. Now that really felt like an out of body experience. I felt like I lost 99.999999 percent of all my knowledge going back to a human body. I was annoyed. One of the few dreams I was stuck in and couldn't wake up from until I dreamed I was going to wake up as a human with no powers. Then I woke up. Should have kept the titty power and a few others. lol.
Okay, for those who keep saying I'm a "buzzkill"...
Have you read this shit? This guy is like he's on a watch list for slitting his wrists...
Better than anything in that genera they do today.
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