"Your cum tastes bitter!"

Where's Judy Judy when you need her?

She'd say Bromelain.

It's your diet. Don't drink beer and eat a lot of fruits and vegetables. Girls always say my cum is good, which I believe since they always swallow.

Cum is like beer. It's an acquired taste.

Oops, I initially skipped over one key letter ("I", not "E") in crafting my reply.
In that case, rick, would you be happier if she said "your cum tastes BETTER than the guy that I just did earlier" ?

Start eating the pineapple.

Yep pinaple is key

@Jack-Did it take you long to acquire the taste.

isn't it broccoli that make your spunk bitter?

Stop eating asparagus.