Has a dancer ever SQUIRTED ON YOU ?

Nice! Got to love it. Was she young in her early 20's? Usually that's the scenario being drunk and horny.

I also had this happen to me happen in Atlanta in VIP but not quite the way it happened to you. I fucked her and she squirted a little, than I had a few minutes left and I wanted to see if I could make her cum again with my hands and she then gushed all over the place. Neither one of us expected that much. Luckily I got none on my clothes, and there was no signs except for the wet tile floor and furniture.

not even 21

Guys bragging about getting pissed on. Who do you think you are Donald Trump. )

I've heard of this mythical beast, the "squirter". My guess is that most squirting is actually peeing.

squints . . . I can't tell if legitimate poster or fetishist looking for free dirty talk. Hmmm.

Had it happen w/ a 30 y/o ebony dancer that loved to fuck - like ime posted I banged her then finger banged her big time and that is when she started gushing big-time, didn't look nor smell like pee but not sure what it was

Yes I have. She did give me a heads up that it happens with her before finger banging her. Its a very real thing and from my experience no its definately not pee. Its kind of a rare thing.

squirt. i have had the pleasure of at least a half dozen. i love it... especially when she sprays out... i get in the line of fire!

Yes.

Actually have had it happen a few times. Not s fan.

It is super messy and yes, I believe it's just piss.

I've had a bunch of lap dances, and I don't recall a stripper ever doing that.

Yes, but she was no longer dancing and we were in bed, the shower, the tub, etc. She was a fantastic lover and lots of fun.

Also, the late, great @farmerart told a story about this happening to him. I think it was in Detroit?

Years ago this older dancer in a nude club I used to frequent (now since closed) that had private VIP rooms with dark curtains. She loved to get finger banged and squirted everywhere and constantly for the 30 minute sessions. She was really hot and that room was soaked when we left. Later I met my SO who squirts buckets. And, nope it's not pee. It has no odor and is perfectly clear.

Scientifically speaking, its mostly pee. Yes, someone did a real study.

My one only experience was like lotsoffun201's, the liquid was clear like water and no scent that I could tell

Years ago a MILF I was with super squirted on the wall a few feet away. I wiped it up and she also shot some in my face during the cunilungus. It's saline taste was bitter.

Depends upon if you mean squirted upon by anything or from a certain area.

I had a dancer squirt lemon juice from a lemon all over recently.

Back a few years ago, I had a dancer play with me after finishing lap dances by attempting to get me to taste her breast milk by attempting to squirt me in the mouth. I held my hands up and deflected about 20 shots. After the first few shots, I probably made it worse by smiling and said, you missed. She tried another 15 times. She made a mess around the lap dance room sofa. I bet the bouncers were not happy with her.

The "across the room" jets seen in porn are pee. The gushing that sometimes happens when the right area is stimulated sometimes have some things in common with pee, but I've seen gushers that that had nothing like pee going on.

That was another of my favorite fat stripper Sunshine's talents. She didn't do anything halfway.