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AnonymousJim

Scanning the room from the back

I've got a good scenario tonight: Headed to a place out-of-town where I go fairly regularly, but usually don't stay overnight. There's a few clubs clustered in the area, with one favorite. Tonight, however, I have a nice hotel room to stay in overnight and will get down there in plenty of time to have some fun. ITC is rare, though I had an outlier experience once, and OTC hasn't usually been possible because I live two hours away. But tonight, it's worth a shot, and even if it doesn't happen, a night of clubs is better than a boring regular night.

It kind of made me think about what goes into an ideal night of club prep for us mongers if we're out of town. Some thoughts:

1. Cash, obviously. At least a few hundred bucks.
2. Clothes. I'm a believer that putting yourself together helps. Nice dress shirt, nice slacks, not over-the-top, but together.
3. Hygiene. Fresh breath. Showered. It might be the extra little thing that makes her go through with it.
4. Clean car or rental car. Ideally rental car. I'm on the road a lot, so I drive an average Ford sedan and don't do a ton to keep it shiny, so rental is better. But any means to get from point A to point B for OTC that isn't a clunker works.
5. Hotel room. Nicer the better, reasonably close to the club. Gotta do what you want to do someplace, right?
6. Alcohol. If you're going to try to pull OTC, I'm thinking you want to have a little booze available, and maybe something to mix it with. Ladies like vodka. A mini-bar in your room works. It's not a bad thing to drop in conversation that you could have just drank in your hotel room, but decided to leave the bottle and come out.
7. Timing. I've read the whole "time the end of shift" thing, which makes sense, but knowing the club helps. Some ladies can just tip out and go whenever, and don't underestimate the dancer who is having a crummy night and just doesn't want to be there anymore.
8. Protection.
9. Well-rested and relaxed. Hey, you've gotta be ready to go and sharp, too.

Others might add drugs, but I don't want to deal with that. That might lower my odds a lot, but so be it.

From there, it's just a matter of trying to work some magic, right?

Anything I'm missing?