Strippers are about the money and ONLY the money (including your DS)
larryfisherman
California
Here are the first two parts
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=4…
https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=4…
To summarize it I had a DS and I tried to hang out OTC with her. I had tried a couple other times, and we could not get the schedules to work out. This time I invited her to a sporting event, and she was out of town at the time, and she said she would be back in time for the event, and she would love to go. I texted her a couple days before the event, no response, and she hasn't responded to any of my texts since about anything.
Fast forward to last night, I saw my DS's stripper friend, and I asked her to tell me what's going on. She spilled all the beans. Apparently the DS blocked and deleted my number because I wasn't spending enough money on her ITC to her liking, and that I kept asking her about OTC, and she just wasn't interested. I wasn't super shocked, but a little surprised. I mean I definitely ain't a cheapskate, but I definitely tried not to spend too much on her. I didn't want to be her whale (I've done that with another girl, won't do it again), I didn't want her to look at me as a limitless ATM. I wanted to be friends/fuckbuddy with her OTC, maybe even her boyfriend lol, so I purposely didn't spend a shitload of money on her ITC. I mean I'd regularly get $100 in dances from her, always buy her drinks, and always tip her generously on stage, but I guess strippers always want more lol.
I thanked her friend for telling me the info, she's not really my type physically, but I got some dances with her because she was so real. The DS wasn't at the club on this night, but apparently she was gonna be there tomorrow. I walked out of that club that night knowing I would never be back.
The two main rules of strip clubbing
1. DONT FALL IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER
2. ALL STRIPPERS ARE ABOUT THE MONEY AND ONLY THE MONEY
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Everybody here knows that already.
I guess the third OBVIOUS rule of strip clubbing is
3. DON'T EXPECT TO HANGOUT OTC WITH A STRIPPER FOR **FREE**
I'd have to agree. Guy who makes it ran $30,000 is definitely not a cheapskate. Complete idiot, perhaps, but cheapskate = No!
Follow this life system:
1. Find another girl you deem attractive to you.
2. Apply lessons learned on new girl.
3. Repeat steps 1-2 until success.
There will be another girl, don't forget. Turnover is a wonderful thing.
Trying to make a GF out of a stripper is often an excercise in futility and frustration.
Yeah. Most of us already know this. Don't try to be Captain Save-a-hoe.
But I suppose it's good advice for any newbies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUfzMDry…
Almost always true. Only exception is if you are a genuine RICH STUD like me then they want you. For real.
I fuck strippers because I am married and have almost zero repercussions when it comes to getting pussy on the side going the stripper route.
You're young(er) and single you don't need to be in a strip club.
RandomMember is spot on, but since you're a little bitch you can't read most people's sound advice since you have half of TUSCL on ignore.
Also, honestly: anyone who uses the term "dream stripper" and doesn't get douche chills from it, probably is already a bit vulnerable
I think most of the time I heard that, they were on the verge of leaving stripping within a few years or less or I was a lot younger and did want to date. I only know of one stripper still working who is older than me and I'm surprised she is still doing it. I think she could date shadowcat with maybe less than a 20 year age difference. Of course with dating, girls think eventually they will move in and live with you with you paying the bills. It could be a strippers retirement plan.
@twentyfive- you lost all credibility when you said Juice is one of the smartest people on here LMAO. Are you the one that's always getting your ass handed to by Skibum, Gammanu and Nina? Gee for most of the members here hating me, I seem to be getting a fair amount of comments on my threads. How that could be? Could it be you're full of shit? Name me 10 people on here (not including aliases) that hate me. Put up or STFU!! Pussy.
-->"The two main rules of strip clubbing
1. DONT FALL IN LOVE WITH A STRIPPER
2. ALL STRIPPERS ARE ABOUT THE MONEY AND ONLY THE MONEY" -->
Agree strongly with your rule #1
On rule #2: I have a buddy who is a doctor. He loves medicine, he loves helping people, he's passionate about it. But if you choose to stop paying him, he won't be your doctor anymore. No sane person would think that that makes him "all about the money" -- it means he has a job, and despite the fact that he enjoys his job and truly cares about his patients, he also has to make money to live. He does do some charity work for those who truly can't afford medical care -- again, speaking to his love of medicine and passion for healing -- but in his job, you have to pay him.
I don't know what makes some of you think that every other person in the world can both demand fair compensation, and at the same time be motivated by more than the pay -- except for strippers, who you seem to think are perfect economic actors who either must be in love with you, or only about the money, and nothing in between. It's a somewhat juvenile and simplistic worldview, no?
I myself and most people in my opinion don't enjoy doing work for free unless we get something out of it. I'm not going to a job and work for free. However if something is my passion and I really enjoy it, I might do some charity work.
Don't forget to put me on the list.
Better yet, add all of us that he has on ignore.
1. me
2. juice
3. crazyjoe
4. ime
5. RandomMember
6. twentyfive
7. jimgassagain
8. sinclair
9. clearheelshotasscantlose
10. all the rick animals
1. Me
2. Flagooner
3. Meat
4. Shailynn
5. Crazy Joe
6. Juice
7. twentyfive (even if he doesn't say he hates him, 25 thinks he's an asshole, and that's close enough
I'm sure there are countless others that can't stand Larry, but don't post all the time. 10 should be easy.
I'm going to have to agree with 25 on that one. Juice is definitely one of the smartest. Although he'll often play dumber than he is when needed tactically or to help out with his grand strategy. Being smart but playing dumb when it's best = very smart.
What a fucking moronic douche.
Even when a dancer flirts with you, even through her words and some of her actions say 'YES' .. subtle cues from her body language ( and her eyes and her energy to a lesser extent) say 'NO' which, unless you are oblivious or have very little experience with women --> create a cognitive dissonance. Given the cognitive dissonance, the conclusion should be she's not really into you.
How can you NOT see it? how can you NOT pick up on it? Serious question.