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Valentines Day

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larryfishsticks

I want to ask Skylar to the Valtentines day dance, how should I ask her?

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Dominic77

Pussy foot around it. Have your best friend ask her best friend so see if she is interested. Do this over several iterations with increasingly less ambiguity each time.

What you want to do is avoid brushing your fragile male ego, since helicopter mommy and daddy didn't prepare nor condition you for that.

UNDER NO CERTAIN TERMS should you put on your big boy pants (the ones without the granimals patch) and just ask her out. Rejection and humiliation will cause you to join something called TheRedPill on Reddit. The libertarians are lying to you. The Bryronic Hero is lie. /s/ ;) ;)

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Dominic77

^ Byronic Hero.

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larryfishsticks

I didn't make the basketball team when I tried out. Would it impress her if I told her I'm the recording secretary for the Pokémon Go club?

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warhawks

Challenge her to a game on Nintendo DS.

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RandomMember

@Larry- It just sounds like a case of puppy love, and you should really wait a few years before asking girls out for dances and dates. Also, following her around the playground or writing her love notes will not come off well, and may get you expelled from school. When you get a little older, we can discuss this again.

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warhawks

We don't give out participation trophies on TUSCL if you get shot down, just so you know...

2nd place is the first loser.

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twentyfive

Make her a homade V card and get your mom to drive you to Walgreens so you can get her som Hershey's kisses.

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larryfishsticks

Mmmmm I like Hershey kisses, so does my mom and so does 4got2wipe

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twentyfive

So now you have three potential valentines, your mom, Skylar, & 4got.

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larryfishsticks

And the Vice President of the Pokémon Go Club since he's gay

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crazyjoe

Say you want to duck

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larryfishsticks

Duck? Is someone going to shoot me?

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