Has a stripper ever farted near you?
Has a stripper ever farted near you?
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Jump to latestPussy farted during a lap dance. Ended it on the spot
Probably.
With over 40 years of clubbing, it has happened a number of times. Most often at clubs where I would eat a meal with a Fav. No big deal unless the smell was rancid. In that case, just move to other side of club or VIP.
I thought it happened last night. As soon as this stripper sat down, I smelled this horrible stench. I quickly realized she didn't fart...it was her breath. It smelled like she literally had a piece of shit in her mouth. It was awful. Needless to say, I ended that conversation quickly and told her I wasn't interested.
Recently when I was doing my ATF doggy style a little fart snuck out. I asked if it was a commentary on my lack of rhythm and she ignored me.
Probably. How can you tell with the volume of the club music? I know I can't hear my own.
I have had a couple of girls through the years that I have stopped a table dance because of odor. Either they farted or they forgot to wipe.
Yes


Yeah, but she blamed it on me and no other dancers would dance for me after that.