With over 40 years of clubbing, it has happened a number of times. Most often at clubs where I would eat a meal with a Fav. No big deal unless the smell was rancid. In that case, just move to other side of club or VIP.
I thought it happened last night. As soon as this stripper sat down, I smelled this horrible stench. I quickly realized she didn't fart...it was her breath. It smelled like she literally had a piece of shit in her mouth. It was awful. Needless to say, I ended that conversation quickly and told her I wasn't interested.
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last commentYeah, but she blamed it on me and no other dancers would dance for me after that.
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Pussy farted during a lap dance. Ended it on the spot
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Probably.
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With over 40 years of clubbing, it has happened a number of times. Most often at clubs where I would eat a meal with a Fav. No big deal unless the smell was rancid. In that case, just move to other side of club or VIP.
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I thought it happened last night. As soon as this stripper sat down, I smelled this horrible stench. I quickly realized she didn't fart...it was her breath. It smelled like she literally had a piece of shit in her mouth. It was awful. Needless to say, I ended that conversation quickly and told her I wasn't interested.
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Recently when I was doing my ATF doggy style a little fart snuck out. I asked if it was a commentary on my lack of rhythm and she ignored me.
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Probably. How can you tell with the volume of the club music? I know I can't hear my own.
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I have had a couple of girls through the years that I have stopped a table dance because of odor. Either they farted or they forgot to wipe.
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Yes
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