I was nosing around the interweb, and found a secret backdoor (sproing-oing-oing!) to Juice's next how-to-live-like-Juice page. Here it is:
Use a toilet seat to hold your plate while watching TV: static.boredpanda.com
Use the metal part of your seatbelt to open beers while driving: static.boredpanda.com
Sneak chocolate bars into movie theaters with this neat trick: static.boredpanda.com
Keep cake moist: static.boredpanda.com
Don't buy new socks, use this trick: static.boredpanda.com
Does your stripper cry after sex? static.boredpanda.com
No need to iron your shirt anymore! Do this and watch those creases disappear! static.boredpanda.com
Save time brushing your teeth -- that's 20 seconds per day you get back static.boredpanda.com
Thanks juice!