My love song to Juice

NinaBambina
Who the fuck is Ninabambina?
He wrote a beautiful one for me, so I did him one better and wrote my own for him. Took me like 2 minutes. I posted it in his thread, but I figure it needs its. So Juice, here you go sweetie:

This bitch named Juice
He wants to be a nigga
Be he ain't no fuckin G, he won't pull a fuckin trigga

Calling me a skank, cuz his ballsack stank
Nina stays fresh, she got the bigger bank
Juice better shut his mouth or get thrown in the shark tank

You got no skin in this game Juice
Why don't you get yourself a noose
Pray slowly and think of me
While your soul leaves your fat body

So I warn ya, shut your cocksucker
Or bring out the 8 mile in me
And be a bodybagged motherfucker

49 comments

  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    Whatcha think Juice? How was my love song compared to yours?
  • ppwh
    6 years ago
    This is a dope rhyme, but it needs a title. I propose "No Listerine"
  • Salty.Nutz
    6 years ago
    wow nina pretty good, before i heard your bars i would of thought you work an empty box used to store raw meat. nice!
  • Salty.Nutz
    6 years ago
    *not work -> were
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    Yo Juice, I'd rip off your chain if you had one
    And wear it as a necklace, let is glisten in the sun

    You don't know shit about real G's
    Have you beggin for your life
    On your mothafuckin knees

    This is how we do things in the D
    You run your reckless mouth and get in trouble with me

    So when I see you at the Meetup, you better bend over
    Ima shove a stick up your ass the size of a Range Rover
  • GoVikings
    6 years ago
    nina......what happened to your response to my PM? did you forget?
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    I had a typo so I'm re-posting that second one.

    Yo Juice, I'd rip off your chain if you had one
    And wear it as a necklace, let it glisten in the sun

    You don't know shit about real G's
    Have you beggin for your life
    On your mothafuckin knees

    This is how we do things in the D
    You run your reckless mouth and get in trouble with me

    So when I see you at the Meetup, you better bend over
    Ima shove a stick up your ass the size of a Range Rover
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    GoVikings I promise I'll respond once I'm done roasting Juice but this is fun.
  • chessmaster
    6 years ago
    Lol
  • Salty.Nutz
    6 years ago
    nevermind i take back my compliment...overkill^
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    LMFAO Nina is killing it LMFAO


    God love you bitch


    Kill me softly
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    I see now Salty.nutz has rescinded his compliment
    Doesn't change a damn thing about Juice getting bent

    He wants go there, I'll go even farther
    I'm the one to end him when he wants to be a shit starter

    Stay running your mouth and I'll stay driving to the bank
    Juice you ain't even got the money to fill your own gas tank

    I'm smooth I'm cool, I took you to school
    Now learn your fuckin lesson, have you ever seen a bloody pool?

  • rickdugan
    6 years ago
    Nina, that would have been perfect if you had put it to music like juice did. His lyrics were as bad as his impersonations of dancers, but music made it a little better.
  • shailynn
    6 years ago
    This could be bigger than the East Cost vs West Coast battle of the 90s and people died over that.
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    "Nina, that would have been perfect if you had put it to music like juice did. His lyrics were as bad as his impersonations of dancers, but music made it a little better."

    I like to give you guys the imagination of the beat and music to my lyrics. :)
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    Nina be like Em on 8 Mile yo.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    Know what I'm sayin'?
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    YUP.
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    It’s Tupac and Biggie all over again. ;)(;
  • ppwh
    6 years ago
    > Now learn your fuckin lesson, have you ever seen a bloody pool?

    Does the hot tub where Juice met up with rickthebarnacle count?
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    Sure I'll be Pac. His diss song was better. I liked them both, though.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    Nina be puttin' Jenny Craig on juicy's fat ass.
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    Lol Sirlapdancealot, you wanna get in on the rapping? I'm not a rapper but I can write pretty well so this is coming quite naturally to me.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    LOL Nina I love word play, rap, and poetry. And trolling my wigga juice. It's on!
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    Lol yeah I took a creative writing class (I think as a gen ed) in school and the second half of the class was just poetry. So this is like freestyling some poetry, but making it violent and mean.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    Juicy Ain't Shit

    Juicy ain't shit but Nina's fat boi bitch
    Kisses her butt and wants her tits
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    Juicy ain't shit but Nina's fat boi bitch
    Kisses her butt and wants her tits

    Gets his peg on after she's done
    Then he pays his ho make him quick come
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    Nina, I forget whether you’re undergrad or law school or what, but if your school doesn’t offer a recording studio, then let me know and I’ll rap out whatever lyrics you finalize.
  • ime
    6 years ago
    Juice is getting pegged again. The black bodybuilder tranny is gonna get jealous.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    "How Do Juice Want It"

    How do juice want it?
    How do juice feel?
    Cummin' fast as a wigga in Nina's game
    Livin' in the trolled lane; She's for real
    How do juice want it yeah?
    How do juice feel?
    Cummin' fast as a nigga in the cash game
    Livin' in the trolled lane; She's for real
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    LMFAO
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    nicespice please be the rap video hot chick
  • MackTruck
    6 years ago
    Shut the fuck up
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    Lol nicespice! ;)

    I'm doing a dual degree (JD/MBA) program but taking this year off to focus on my paralegal work as well as real estate so I can have a "well rounded" resume instead of just saying I was a stripper. Lol.
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    Alright Sirlapdancealot nice sample. Lol.
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    "2 Of TUSCL's Most Wanted"

    Post out of there
    Ain't nothin' but a trolla party
    Eh, troll that up, SirLap! Why you posting like that?
    Ah shit, you done pegged juice now
    (Ain't nothin' but a juice troll party)
    You done put two of TUSCL's most wanted in the same motherfuckin' thread at the same motherfuckin' time
    (Ain't nothin' but a juice troll party)
    Y'all PLs about to feel this
    (Ain't nothin' but a juice troll party)
    Break out the strap-on dildos and the motherfuckin' Vaseline, peg juice on us, a'ight?
    (Ain't nothin' but a juice troll party)
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    I guess it’s official, the millenials are taking over, us old grouchy fuckers hate rap. It’s banned in the nursing home where flagooner lives.
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    You guys can ask Waffle, no one was biting for lap dances one night so I made money beating guys in rap battles. She witnessed it.
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    That's funny... give me a little bit Nina I'll come back with a rebuttal

    This shit is funny and fun
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    I gave you three, let's see what you got.
  • GoVikings
    6 years ago
    Nina open your PM box :-)
  • NinaBambina
    6 years ago
    ^idk where the PM from you went. Any way you could resend it? It's not showing up.
  • GoVikings
    6 years ago
    I just re sent it Nina
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    “Peg Him Up"

    [Nina]
    I ain't got enough motherfucking trusts
    That's why I trolled you, bitch, you fat ass TUSCLer
    Make Money
    8 Mile, bad ass stripper
    Make Money
    You know who the hottest is
    We trick trolls too
    Make money, make money

    [Nina]
    First off, juice you a bitch and the aliases you claim
    Strip clubs where I ride, troll equipped with game
    Juice claim to be TUSCLer but I trolled your life
    I bust on the lady boy, wigga pegged all night
    Plus your fave trying to see me, rank farts you rip
    juicebox69 and Trish_Club_Troll some mark-ass bitches
    I keep on pegging while I crushing your crown jewels
    Steady trolling, keep on busting troll fool
    juice know the rules
    Lil' juicy go ask your shailynn how I'll ream you
    Peg your stank ass up, peg you to pieces, anus be released
    Little 'box, don't fuck around with the real me
    Quick to kick your ugly ass off pervert row seats
    So fuck peace! I'll let you wigga know it's on for life
    Don't let the juice trolls ride the night haha
    Fat boi murdered on the boards and trolled
    Fuck with me and get your ass pegged
    You ho

    [Nina]
    See, grab your cocks when you see Nina
    Call the mods when you see Nina, oh
    Who flamed me, but your aliases didn't finish
    Now you about to feel the wrath of a trollist
    Wigga, I peg him up

    [Nina]
    Check this out, you TUSCLers know what time it is
    I don't know why I'm even in this thread
    juice and aliases ain't even on my level
    I'm going to let my homie SirLap ride on you bitch-made fat ass boi aliases
    Make money

    [SirLap]
    juicy be gay, yo, juicy be gay, yo
    juicebox69 just got pegged
    Little ‘spice pass the bat and let me peg him in his ass
    Stank ass needs to get spanked right for farting laps
    Little accident-defecator, and I ain't never heard it from ya
    Poisonous gas attack when I'm serving ya
    Spank you, peg your whole stomach to be frank
    Guard your flank cause I'ma peg your ass to the paint
    juicy weaker than his fuckin' threads I'm running through, wigga
    And I'm smoking gorilla glue #4 in front of you, wigga
    With the troll-power
    Tucked in my shirt under my LDKers
    Your ass stanky/sour, I pack your fudge every hour
    I peg him up

    [Nina]
    Grab your cocks when you see Nina
    Call the mods when you see Nina, oh
    Who flamed me, but your aliases didn't finish
    Now you about to feel the wrath of a trollist
    Wigga, I peg him up

    [Nina]
    Peek how we do it, keep it real as Lexington Steel
    This ain't no freestyle battle
    juice you wigga getting pegged with your sphincter open
    Trying to cum from all of me, you in the stall hoping
    Laying rope, he likes a shit high
    Wigga thinks he learned to fly
    But it burns, motherfucker, you deserve to cry
    Talking about you gambling money, but it's funny to me
    Wigga want it in the bummy – why you fucking with me?
    I'm a self-made stripper
    Dancer livin', out of Michigan, blunts in the air haha
    juicy, remember when I used to want a meet up on the couch
    And beg shailynn to let you sleep at his house?
    Now it's all about Trish_Cunt_Nasty, she copied my style
    Five avatars couldn't dupe me, I looked and smiled
    Now I'm back to set the record straight
    With my I-Phone, I'm still the bitch that you love to hate
    Troll fucker, I'll peg him up

    [nicespice]
    I'm from A-U-S-T-I-N where plenty of LDKs occur
    No FIVs or extras, I bring hard-ons to all you turds
    Now go check the scenario: Lil' juice
    I'll bring you fat sleaze to your knees
    Cumming jizz in pants there yo
    Lady juice, is that your dick up or clit up?
    Get your little junior pussy clit rubbed up
    No tip, fuck, is you stupid?
    I make money, sass and flash through Austin
    With my tits teasing, rubbing and blue balling your cock
    In a two minute song grinding on your knot
    nicespice mafia clique moving to another crotch
    And your ass scars pegged and get staked and raped
    And all your fake ass aliases props
    Mindfucked and stopped

    [shailynn]
    Jui-cer
    You's a weak troller, a 'bina style taker
    I'll post to your face your alias ain't shit but a faker
    Softer than SirLap without LDK stripper
    About to get pegged for your paper
    E.D. he be as he approach the scene of the caper
    Drink a four lok’ with little juice in a yoke
    Gay blowing bloke. That ain't no motherfucking joke
    Peg Life, wigga better be known
    Ass be approaching always wide open, dildo poking
    No need for hoping, it's a battle lost
    I got him crossed he thinks his
    junk is falling off
    Wigga, I peg him up!

    [Nina]
    Now you tell me who won
    I see him, juice run haha
    He don't wanna see me
    Make money
    Whole juice support mafia clique dressing up trying to be us
    Make money
    How the fuck they gonna be the mob when giving him a rim job? We troll extraordinaires
    Trolling juice ain't fair, but somebody got to do it
    Oh yeah, Trish troll: you wanna fuck with us?
    You little weak-ass TUSCLers
    Don't one of you wiggas got pickle-swell or something?
    You're fucking with me, wigga
    You fuck around and spread syphilis or a herpes attack
    You better back the fuck up
    Before you get pegged the fuck up
    This is how we do it on our side
    Any of you wiggas from South C. that want to bring it:
    Bring it!
    But we ain't singing, we smoking Obama
    Fuck you and your troll alias drama
    We gon' troll all you motherfuckers
    Now when I came out, I told you it was just about juicy
    Then everybody had to make their posts with a mother fucking opinion
    Well, this is how we gonna do this:
    Fuck Trish troll, fuck juicy, fuck his fat boi ass with a staff, poker playing PL and his motherfucking crew!
    And if you want to be down with fat ass boi, then fuck you too!
    Trish_Club_Troll: fuck you too!
    All you juice lovers, fuck you too!
    (Make money, make money)
    All of y'all juice supporters, fuck you; cry slow, juice fucker
    My troll posts make sure all y'all replies blow!
    You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
    We motherfuckin' Peg Life-riders, 8 Mile ‘til we die!
    Out there in Striplandia, wigga, SirLap warned ya
    He'll bomb on you motherfucker! He does his job!
    You think you mob? Wigga, we the peggin’ juice mob
    Ain't nothing but peggers and the real trollas
    All you motherfuckers feel us
    Our shit goes triple and 4-quadruple
    Make money
    You wiggas laugh cause juice’s staff got bumps all over and his fuckin' little nuts
    You know how it is, when we drop threads they felt
    You wiggas can't feel it, we the realest
    Troll him, we fat ass boi peggers
    We peggers, we peggers, we peggers
  • wiffle shwaffle
    6 years ago
    Nina has done Detroit proud. Reprezent!
  • Trish_Club_Lust
    6 years ago
    I think SirLDK has a crush on me =]
  • SirLapdancealot
    6 years ago
    You wish, Trish
  • Trish_Club_Lust
    6 years ago
    Then why would you rap about fucking me??
  • Trish_Club_Lust
    6 years ago
    Maybe I'll let you...are there any donkeys in Oregon??
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