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My love song to Juice

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NinaBambina
Who the fuck is Ninabambina?

He wrote a beautiful one for me, so I did him one better and wrote my own for him. Took me like 2 minutes. I posted it in his thread, but I figure it needs its. So Juice, here you go sweetie:

This bitch named Juice

He wants to be a nigga

Be he ain't no fuckin G, he won't pull a fuckin trigga

Calling me a skank, cuz his ballsack stank

Nina stays fresh, she got the bigger bank

Juice better shut his mouth or get thrown in the shark tank

You got no skin in this game Juice

Why don't you get yourself a noose

Pray slowly and think of me

While your soul leaves your fat body

So I warn ya, shut your cocksucker

Or bring out the 8 mile in me

And be a bodybagged motherfucker

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NinaBambina
6 yrs ago

Whatcha think Juice? How was my love song compared to yours?

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ppwh
6 yrs ago

This is a dope rhyme, but it needs a title. I propose "No Listerine"

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Salty.Nutz
6 yrs ago

wow nina pretty good, before i heard your bars i would of thought you work an empty box used to store raw meat. nice!

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Salty.Nutz
6 yrs ago

*not work -> were

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NinaBambina
6 yrs ago

Yo Juice, I'd rip off your chain if you had one

And wear it as a necklace, let is glisten in the sun

You don't know shit about real G's

Have you beggin for your life

On your mothafuckin knees

This is how we do things in the D

You run your reckless mouth and get in trouble with me

So when I see you at the Meetup, you better bend over

Ima shove a stick up your ass the size of a Range Rover

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GoVikings
6 yrs ago

nina......what happened to your response to my PM? did you forget?

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NinaBambina
6 yrs ago

I had a typo so I'm re-posting that second one.

Yo Juice, I'd rip off your chain if you had one

And wear it as a necklace, let it glisten in the sun

You don't know shit about real G's

Have you beggin for your life

On your mothafuckin knees

This is how we do things in the D

You run your reckless mouth and get in trouble with me

So when I see you at the Meetup, you better bend over

Ima shove a stick up your ass the size of a Range Rover

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NinaBambina
6 yrs ago

GoVikings I promise I'll respond once I'm done roasting Juice but this is fun.

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chessmaster
6 yrs ago

Lol

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Salty.Nutz
6 yrs ago

nevermind i take back my compliment...overkill^

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JuiceBox69
6 yrs ago

LMFAO Nina is killing it LMFAO

God love you bitch

Kill me softly

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NinaBambina
6 yrs ago

I see now Salty.nutz has rescinded his compliment

Doesn't change a damn thing about Juice getting bent

He wants go there, I'll go even farther

I'm the one to end him when he wants to be a shit starter

Stay running your mouth and I'll stay driving to the bank

Juice you ain't even got the money to fill your own gas tank

I'm smooth I'm cool, I took you to school

Now learn your fuckin lesson, have you ever seen a bloody pool?

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rickdugan
6 yrs ago

Nina, that would have been perfect if you had put it to music like juice did. His lyrics were as bad as his impersonations of dancers, but music made it a little better.

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shailynn
6 yrs ago

This could be bigger than the East Cost vs West Coast battle of the 90s and people died over that.

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NinaBambina
6 yrs ago

"Nina, that would have been perfect if you had put it to music like juice did. His lyrics were as bad as his impersonations of dancers, but music made it a little better."

I like to give you guys the imagination of the beat and music to my lyrics. :)

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SirLapdancealot
6 yrs ago

Nina be like Em on 8 Mile yo.

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SirLapdancealot
6 yrs ago

Know what I'm sayin'?

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NinaBambina
6 yrs ago

YUP.

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twentyfive
6 yrs ago

It’s Tupac and Biggie all over again. ;)(;

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ppwh
6 yrs ago

Now learn your fuckin lesson, have you ever seen a bloody pool?

Does the hot tub where Juice met up with rickthebarnacle count?

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NinaBambina
6 yrs ago

Sure I'll be Pac. His diss song was better. I liked them both, though.

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SirLapdancealot
6 yrs ago

Nina be puttin' Jenny Craig on juicy's fat ass.

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NinaBambina
6 yrs ago

Lol Sirlapdancealot, you wanna get in on the rapping? I'm not a rapper but I can write pretty well so this is coming quite naturally to me.

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SirLapdancealot
6 yrs ago

LOL Nina I love word play, rap, and poetry. And trolling my wigga juice. It's on!

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NinaBambina
6 yrs ago

Lol yeah I took a creative writing class (I think as a gen ed) in school and the second half of the class was just poetry. So this is like freestyling some poetry, but making it violent and mean.

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SirLapdancealot
6 yrs ago

Juicy Ain't Shit

Juicy ain't shit but Nina's fat boi bitch

Kisses her butt and wants her tits

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SirLapdancealot
6 yrs ago

Juicy ain't shit but Nina's fat boi bitch

Kisses her butt and wants her tits

Gets his peg on after she's done

Then he pays his ho make him quick come

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nicespice
6 yrs ago

Nina, I forget whether you’re undergrad or law school or what, but if your school doesn’t offer a recording studio, then let me know and I’ll rap out whatever lyrics you finalize.

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ime
6 yrs ago

Juice is getting pegged again. The black bodybuilder tranny is gonna get jealous.

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SirLapdancealot
6 yrs ago

"How Do Juice Want It"

How do juice want it?

How do juice feel?

Cummin' fast as a wigga in Nina's game

Livin' in the trolled lane; She's for real

How do juice want it yeah?

How do juice feel?

Cummin' fast as a nigga in the cash game

Livin' in the trolled lane; She's for real

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JuiceBox69
6 yrs ago

LMFAO

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SirLapdancealot
6 yrs ago

nicespice please be the rap video hot chick

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MackTruck
6 yrs ago

Shut the fuck up

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NinaBambina
6 yrs ago

Lol nicespice! ;)

I'm doing a dual degree (JD/MBA) program but taking this year off to focus on my paralegal work as well as real estate so I can have a "well rounded" resume instead of just saying I was a stripper. Lol.

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NinaBambina
6 yrs ago

Alright Sirlapdancealot nice sample. Lol.

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SirLapdancealot
6 yrs ago

"2 Of TUSCL's Most Wanted"

Post out of there

Ain't nothin' but a trolla party

Eh, troll that up, SirLap! Why you posting like that?

Ah shit, you done pegged juice now

(Ain't nothin' but a juice troll party)

You done put two of TUSCL's most wanted in the same motherfuckin' thread at the same motherfuckin' time

(Ain't nothin' but a juice troll party)

Y'all PLs about to feel this

(Ain't nothin' but a juice troll party)

Break out the strap-on dildos and the motherfuckin' Vaseline, peg juice on us, a'ight?

(Ain't nothin' but a juice troll party)

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twentyfive
6 yrs ago

I guess it’s official, the millenials are taking over, us old grouchy fuckers hate rap. It’s banned in the nursing home where flagooner lives.

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NinaBambina
6 yrs ago

You guys can ask Waffle, no one was biting for lap dances one night so I made money beating guys in rap battles. She witnessed it.

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JuiceBox69
6 yrs ago

That's funny... give me a little bit Nina I'll come back with a rebuttal

This shit is funny and fun

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NinaBambina
6 yrs ago

I gave you three, let's see what you got.

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GoVikings
6 yrs ago

Nina open your PM box :-)

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NinaBambina
6 yrs ago

^idk where the PM from you went. Any way you could resend it? It's not showing up.

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GoVikings
6 yrs ago

I just re sent it Nina

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SirLapdancealot
6 yrs ago

“Peg Him Up"

[Nina]

I ain't got enough motherfucking trusts

That's why I trolled you, bitch, you fat ass TUSCLer

Make Money

8 Mile, bad ass stripper

Make Money

You know who the hottest is

We trick trolls too

Make money, make money

[Nina]

First off, juice you a bitch and the aliases you claim

Strip clubs where I ride, troll equipped with game

Juice claim to be TUSCLer but I trolled your life

I bust on the lady boy, wigga pegged all night

Plus your fave trying to see me, rank farts you rip

juicebox69 and Trish_Club_Troll some mark-ass bitches

I keep on pegging while I crushing your crown jewels

Steady trolling, keep on busting troll fool

juice know the rules

Lil' juicy go ask your shailynn how I'll ream you

Peg your stank ass up, peg you to pieces, anus be released

Little 'box, don't fuck around with the real me

Quick to kick your ugly ass off pervert row seats

So fuck peace! I'll let you wigga know it's on for life

Don't let the juice trolls ride the night haha

Fat boi murdered on the boards and trolled

Fuck with me and get your ass pegged

You ho

[Nina]

See, grab your cocks when you see Nina

Call the mods when you see Nina, oh

Who flamed me, but your aliases didn't finish

Now you about to feel the wrath of a trollist

Wigga, I peg him up

[Nina]

Check this out, you TUSCLers know what time it is

I don't know why I'm even in this thread

juice and aliases ain't even on my level

I'm going to let my homie SirLap ride on you bitch-made fat ass boi aliases

Make money

[SirLap]

juicy be gay, yo, juicy be gay, yo

juicebox69 just got pegged

Little ‘spice pass the bat and let me peg him in his ass

Stank ass needs to get spanked right for farting laps

Little accident-defecator, and I ain't never heard it from ya

Poisonous gas attack when I'm serving ya

Spank you, peg your whole stomach to be frank

Guard your flank cause I'ma peg your ass to the paint

juicy weaker than his fuckin' threads I'm running through, wigga

And I'm smoking gorilla glue #4 in front of you, wigga

With the troll-power

Tucked in my shirt under my LDKers

Your ass stanky/sour, I pack your fudge every hour

I peg him up

[Nina]

Grab your cocks when you see Nina

Call the mods when you see Nina, oh

Who flamed me, but your aliases didn't finish

Now you about to feel the wrath of a trollist

Wigga, I peg him up

[Nina]

Peek how we do it, keep it real as Lexington Steel

This ain't no freestyle battle

juice you wigga getting pegged with your sphincter open

Trying to cum from all of me, you in the stall hoping

Laying rope, he likes a shit high

Wigga thinks he learned to fly

But it burns, motherfucker, you deserve to cry

Talking about you gambling money, but it's funny to me

Wigga want it in the bummy – why you fucking with me?

I'm a self-made stripper

Dancer livin', out of Michigan, blunts in the air haha

juicy, remember when I used to want a meet up on the couch

And beg shailynn to let you sleep at his house?

Now it's all about Trish_Cunt_Nasty, she copied my style

Five avatars couldn't dupe me, I looked and smiled

Now I'm back to set the record straight

With my I-Phone, I'm still the bitch that you love to hate

Troll fucker, I'll peg him up

[nicespice]

I'm from A-U-S-T-I-N where plenty of LDKs occur

No FIVs or extras, I bring hard-ons to all you turds

Now go check the scenario: Lil' juice

I'll bring you fat sleaze to your knees

Cumming jizz in pants there yo

Lady juice, is that your dick up or clit up?

Get your little junior pussy clit rubbed up

No tip, fuck, is you stupid?

I make money, sass and flash through Austin

With my tits teasing, rubbing and blue balling your cock

In a two minute song grinding on your knot

nicespice mafia clique moving to another crotch

And your ass scars pegged and get staked and raped

And all your fake ass aliases props

Mindfucked and stopped

[shailynn]

Jui-cer

You's a weak troller, a 'bina style taker

I'll post to your face your alias ain't shit but a faker

Softer than SirLap without LDK stripper

About to get pegged for your paper

E.D. he be as he approach the scene of the caper

Drink a four lok’ with little juice in a yoke

Gay blowing bloke. That ain't no motherfucking joke

Peg Life, wigga better be known

Ass be approaching always wide open, dildo poking

No need for hoping, it's a battle lost

I got him crossed he thinks his

junk is falling off

Wigga, I peg him up!

[Nina]

Now you tell me who won

I see him, juice run haha

He don't wanna see me

Make money

Whole juice support mafia clique dressing up trying to be us

Make money

How the fuck they gonna be the mob when giving him a rim job? We troll extraordinaires

Trolling juice ain't fair, but somebody got to do it

Oh yeah, Trish troll: you wanna fuck with us?

You little weak-ass TUSCLers

Don't one of you wiggas got pickle-swell or something?

You're fucking with me, wigga

You fuck around and spread syphilis or a herpes attack

You better back the fuck up

Before you get pegged the fuck up

This is how we do it on our side

Any of you wiggas from South C. that want to bring it:

Bring it!

But we ain't singing, we smoking Obama

Fuck you and your troll alias drama

We gon' troll all you motherfuckers

Now when I came out, I told you it was just about juicy

Then everybody had to make their posts with a mother fucking opinion

Well, this is how we gonna do this:

Fuck Trish troll, fuck juicy, fuck his fat boi ass with a staff, poker playing PL and his motherfucking crew!

And if you want to be down with fat ass boi, then fuck you too!

Trish_Club_Troll: fuck you too!

All you juice lovers, fuck you too!

(Make money, make money)

All of y'all juice supporters, fuck you; cry slow, juice fucker

My troll posts make sure all y'all replies blow!

You motherfuckers can't be us or see us

We motherfuckin' Peg Life-riders, 8 Mile ‘til we die!

Out there in Striplandia, wigga, SirLap warned ya

He'll bomb on you motherfucker! He does his job!

You think you mob? Wigga, we the peggin’ juice mob

Ain't nothing but peggers and the real trollas

All you motherfuckers feel us

Our shit goes triple and 4-quadruple

Make money

You wiggas laugh cause juice’s staff got bumps all over and his fuckin' little nuts

You know how it is, when we drop threads they felt

You wiggas can't feel it, we the realest

Troll him, we fat ass boi peggers

We peggers, we peggers, we peggers

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wiffle shwaffle
6 yrs ago

Nina has done Detroit proud. Reprezent!

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Trish_Club_Lust
6 yrs ago

I think SirLDK has a crush on me =]

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SirLapdancealot
6 yrs ago

You wish, Trish

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Trish_Club_Lust
6 yrs ago

Then why would you rap about fucking me??

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Trish_Club_Lust
6 yrs ago

Maybe I'll let you...are there any donkeys in Oregon??

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