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My love song to Juice

Aug 22, 2018, 11:13 AM
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NinaBambina
Who the fuck is Ninabambina?

He wrote a beautiful one for me, so I did him one better and wrote my own for him. Took me like 2 minutes. I posted it in his thread, but I figure it needs its. So Juice, here you go sweetie:

This bitch named Juice He wants to be a nigga Be he ain't no fuckin G, he won't pull a fuckin trigga

Calling me a skank, cuz his ballsack stank Nina stays fresh, she got the bigger bank Juice better shut his mouth or get thrown in the shark tank

You got no skin in this game Juice Why don't you get yourself a noose Pray slowly and think of me While your soul leaves your fat body

So I warn ya, shut your cocksucker Or bring out the 8 mile in me And be a bodybagged motherfucker

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NinaBambina

Whatcha think Juice? How was my love song compared to yours?

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ppwh

This is a dope rhyme, but it needs a title. I propose "No Listerine"

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Salty.Nutz

wow nina pretty good, before i heard your bars i would of thought you work an empty box used to store raw meat. nice!

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Salty.Nutz

*not work -> were

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NinaBambina

Yo Juice, I'd rip off your chain if you had one And wear it as a necklace, let is glisten in the sun

You don't know shit about real G's Have you beggin for your life On your mothafuckin knees

This is how we do things in the D You run your reckless mouth and get in trouble with me

So when I see you at the Meetup, you better bend over Ima shove a stick up your ass the size of a Range Rover

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GoVikings

nina......what happened to your response to my PM? did you forget?

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NinaBambina

I had a typo so I'm re-posting that second one.

Yo Juice, I'd rip off your chain if you had one And wear it as a necklace, let it glisten in the sun

You don't know shit about real G's Have you beggin for your life On your mothafuckin knees

This is how we do things in the D You run your reckless mouth and get in trouble with me

So when I see you at the Meetup, you better bend over Ima shove a stick up your ass the size of a Range Rover

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NinaBambina

GoVikings I promise I'll respond once I'm done roasting Juice but this is fun.

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Supremeruler

Lol

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Salty.Nutz

nevermind i take back my compliment...overkill^

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO Nina is killing it LMFAO

God love you bitch

Kill me softly

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NinaBambina

I see now Salty.nutz has rescinded his compliment Doesn't change a damn thing about Juice getting bent

He wants go there, I'll go even farther I'm the one to end him when he wants to be a shit starter

Stay running your mouth and I'll stay driving to the bank Juice you ain't even got the money to fill your own gas tank

I'm smooth I'm cool, I took you to school Now learn your fuckin lesson, have you ever seen a bloody pool?

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rickdugan

Nina, that would have been perfect if you had put it to music like juice did. His lyrics were as bad as his impersonations of dancers, but music made it a little better.

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shailynn

This could be bigger than the East Cost vs West Coast battle of the 90s and people died over that.

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NinaBambina

"Nina, that would have been perfect if you had put it to music like juice did. His lyrics were as bad as his impersonations of dancers, but music made it a little better."

I like to give you guys the imagination of the beat and music to my lyrics. :)

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NinaBambina

YUP.

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twentyfive

It’s Tupac and Biggie all over again. ;)(;

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ppwh

Now learn your fuckin lesson, have you ever seen a bloody pool?

Does the hot tub where Juice met up with rickthebarnacle count?

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NinaBambina

Sure I'll be Pac. His diss song was better. I liked them both, though.

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NinaBambina

Lol Sirlapdancealot, you wanna get in on the rapping? I'm not a rapper but I can write pretty well so this is coming quite naturally to me.

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NinaBambina

Lol yeah I took a creative writing class (I think as a gen ed) in school and the second half of the class was just poetry. So this is like freestyling some poetry, but making it violent and mean.

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nicespice

Nina, I forget whether you’re undergrad or law school or what, but if your school doesn’t offer a recording studio, then let me know and I’ll rap out whatever lyrics you finalize.

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ime

Juice is getting pegged again. The black bodybuilder tranny is gonna get jealous.

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JuiceBox69

LMFAO

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MackTruck

Shut the fuck up

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NinaBambina

Lol nicespice! ;)

I'm doing a dual degree (JD/MBA) program but taking this year off to focus on my paralegal work as well as real estate so I can have a "well rounded" resume instead of just saying I was a stripper. Lol.

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NinaBambina

Alright Sirlapdancealot nice sample. Lol.

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twentyfive

I guess it’s official, the millenials are taking over, us old grouchy fuckers hate rap. It’s banned in the nursing home where flagooner lives.

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NinaBambina

You guys can ask Waffle, no one was biting for lap dances one night so I made money beating guys in rap battles. She witnessed it.

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JuiceBox69

That's funny... give me a little bit Nina I'll come back with a rebuttal

This shit is funny and fun

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NinaBambina

I gave you three, let's see what you got.

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GoVikings

Nina open your PM box :-)

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NinaBambina

^idk where the PM from you went. Any way you could resend it? It's not showing up.

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GoVikings

I just re sent it Nina

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wiffle shwaffle

Nina has done Detroit proud. Reprezent!

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Trish_Club_Lust

I think SirLDK has a crush on me =]

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Trish_Club_Lust

Then why would you rap about fucking me??

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Trish_Club_Lust

Maybe I'll let you...are there any donkeys in Oregon??

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