My love song to Juice

Whatcha think Juice? How was my love song compared to yours?

This is a dope rhyme, but it needs a title. I propose "No Listerine"

wow nina pretty good, before i heard your bars i would of thought you work an empty box used to store raw meat. nice!

*not work -> were

Yo Juice, I'd rip off your chain if you had one
And wear it as a necklace, let is glisten in the sun

You don't know shit about real G's
Have you beggin for your life
On your mothafuckin knees

This is how we do things in the D
You run your reckless mouth and get in trouble with me

So when I see you at the Meetup, you better bend over
Ima shove a stick up your ass the size of a Range Rover

nina......what happened to your response to my PM? did you forget?

I had a typo so I'm re-posting that second one.

Yo Juice, I'd rip off your chain if you had one
And wear it as a necklace, let it glisten in the sun

You don't know shit about real G's
Have you beggin for your life
On your mothafuckin knees

This is how we do things in the D
You run your reckless mouth and get in trouble with me

So when I see you at the Meetup, you better bend over
Ima shove a stick up your ass the size of a Range Rover

GoVikings I promise I'll respond once I'm done roasting Juice but this is fun.

Lol

nevermind i take back my compliment...overkill^

LMFAO Nina is killing it LMFAO


God love you bitch


Kill me softly

I see now Salty.nutz has rescinded his compliment
Doesn't change a damn thing about Juice getting bent

He wants go there, I'll go even farther
I'm the one to end him when he wants to be a shit starter

Stay running your mouth and I'll stay driving to the bank
Juice you ain't even got the money to fill your own gas tank

I'm smooth I'm cool, I took you to school
Now learn your fuckin lesson, have you ever seen a bloody pool?

Nina, that would have been perfect if you had put it to music like juice did. His lyrics were as bad as his impersonations of dancers, but music made it a little better.

This could be bigger than the East Cost vs West Coast battle of the 90s and people died over that.

"Nina, that would have been perfect if you had put it to music like juice did. His lyrics were as bad as his impersonations of dancers, but music made it a little better."

I like to give you guys the imagination of the beat and music to my lyrics. :)

Nina be like Em on 8 Mile yo.

Know what I'm sayin'?

YUP.

It’s Tupac and Biggie all over again. ;)(;

> Now learn your fuckin lesson, have you ever seen a bloody pool?

Does the hot tub where Juice met up with rickthebarnacle count?

Sure I'll be Pac. His diss song was better. I liked them both, though.

Nina be puttin' Jenny Craig on juicy's fat ass.

Lol Sirlapdancealot, you wanna get in on the rapping? I'm not a rapper but I can write pretty well so this is coming quite naturally to me.

LOL Nina I love word play, rap, and poetry. And trolling my wigga juice. It's on!

Lol yeah I took a creative writing class (I think as a gen ed) in school and the second half of the class was just poetry. So this is like freestyling some poetry, but making it violent and mean.

Juicy Ain't Shit

Juicy ain't shit but Nina's fat boi bitch
Kisses her butt and wants her tits

Juicy ain't shit but Nina's fat boi bitch
Kisses her butt and wants her tits

Gets his peg on after she's done
Then he pays his ho make him quick come

Nina, I forget whether you’re undergrad or law school or what, but if your school doesn’t offer a recording studio, then let me know and I’ll rap out whatever lyrics you finalize.

Juice is getting pegged again. The black bodybuilder tranny is gonna get jealous.

"How Do Juice Want It"

How do juice want it?
How do juice feel?
Cummin' fast as a wigga in Nina's game
Livin' in the trolled lane; She's for real
How do juice want it yeah?
How do juice feel?
Cummin' fast as a nigga in the cash game
Livin' in the trolled lane; She's for real

LMFAO

nicespice please be the rap video hot chick

Shut the fuck up

Lol nicespice! ;)

I'm doing a dual degree (JD/MBA) program but taking this year off to focus on my paralegal work as well as real estate so I can have a "well rounded" resume instead of just saying I was a stripper. Lol.

Alright Sirlapdancealot nice sample. Lol.

"2 Of TUSCL's Most Wanted"

Post out of there
Ain't nothin' but a trolla party
Eh, troll that up, SirLap! Why you posting like that?
Ah shit, you done pegged juice now
(Ain't nothin' but a juice troll party)
You done put two of TUSCL's most wanted in the same motherfuckin' thread at the same motherfuckin' time
(Ain't nothin' but a juice troll party)
Y'all PLs about to feel this
(Ain't nothin' but a juice troll party)
Break out the strap-on dildos and the motherfuckin' Vaseline, peg juice on us, a'ight?
(Ain't nothin' but a juice troll party)

I guess it’s official, the millenials are taking over, us old grouchy fuckers hate rap. It’s banned in the nursing home where flagooner lives.

You guys can ask Waffle, no one was biting for lap dances one night so I made money beating guys in rap battles. She witnessed it.

That's funny... give me a little bit Nina I'll come back with a rebuttal

This shit is funny and fun

I gave you three, let's see what you got.

Nina open your PM box :-)

^idk where the PM from you went. Any way you could resend it? It's not showing up.

I just re sent it Nina

“Peg Him Up"

[Nina]
I ain't got enough motherfucking trusts
That's why I trolled you, bitch, you fat ass TUSCLer
Make Money
8 Mile, bad ass stripper
Make Money
You know who the hottest is
We trick trolls too
Make money, make money

[Nina]
First off, juice you a bitch and the aliases you claim
Strip clubs where I ride, troll equipped with game
Juice claim to be TUSCLer but I trolled your life
I bust on the lady boy, wigga pegged all night
Plus your fave trying to see me, rank farts you rip
juicebox69 and Trish_Club_Troll some mark-ass bitches
I keep on pegging while I crushing your crown jewels
Steady trolling, keep on busting troll fool
juice know the rules
Lil' juicy go ask your shailynn how I'll ream you
Peg your stank ass up, peg you to pieces, anus be released
Little 'box, don't fuck around with the real me
Quick to kick your ugly ass off pervert row seats
So fuck peace! I'll let you wigga know it's on for life
Don't let the juice trolls ride the night haha
Fat boi murdered on the boards and trolled
Fuck with me and get your ass pegged
You ho

[Nina]
See, grab your cocks when you see Nina
Call the mods when you see Nina, oh
Who flamed me, but your aliases didn't finish
Now you about to feel the wrath of a trollist
Wigga, I peg him up

[Nina]
Check this out, you TUSCLers know what time it is
I don't know why I'm even in this thread
juice and aliases ain't even on my level
I'm going to let my homie SirLap ride on you bitch-made fat ass boi aliases
Make money

[SirLap]
juicy be gay, yo, juicy be gay, yo
juicebox69 just got pegged
Little ‘spice pass the bat and let me peg him in his ass
Stank ass needs to get spanked right for farting laps
Little accident-defecator, and I ain't never heard it from ya
Poisonous gas attack when I'm serving ya
Spank you, peg your whole stomach to be frank
Guard your flank cause I'ma peg your ass to the paint
juicy weaker than his fuckin' threads I'm running through, wigga
And I'm smoking gorilla glue #4 in front of you, wigga
With the troll-power
Tucked in my shirt under my LDKers
Your ass stanky/sour, I pack your fudge every hour
I peg him up

[Nina]
Grab your cocks when you see Nina
Call the mods when you see Nina, oh
Who flamed me, but your aliases didn't finish
Now you about to feel the wrath of a trollist
Wigga, I peg him up

[Nina]
Peek how we do it, keep it real as Lexington Steel
This ain't no freestyle battle
juice you wigga getting pegged with your sphincter open
Trying to cum from all of me, you in the stall hoping
Laying rope, he likes a shit high
Wigga thinks he learned to fly
But it burns, motherfucker, you deserve to cry
Talking about you gambling money, but it's funny to me
Wigga want it in the bummy – why you fucking with me?
I'm a self-made stripper
Dancer livin', out of Michigan, blunts in the air haha
juicy, remember when I used to want a meet up on the couch
And beg shailynn to let you sleep at his house?
Now it's all about Trish_Cunt_Nasty, she copied my style
Five avatars couldn't dupe me, I looked and smiled
Now I'm back to set the record straight
With my I-Phone, I'm still the bitch that you love to hate
Troll fucker, I'll peg him up

[nicespice]
I'm from A-U-S-T-I-N where plenty of LDKs occur
No FIVs or extras, I bring hard-ons to all you turds
Now go check the scenario: Lil' juice
I'll bring you fat sleaze to your knees
Cumming jizz in pants there yo
Lady juice, is that your dick up or clit up?
Get your little junior pussy clit rubbed up
No tip, fuck, is you stupid?
I make money, sass and flash through Austin
With my tits teasing, rubbing and blue balling your cock
In a two minute song grinding on your knot
nicespice mafia clique moving to another crotch
And your ass scars pegged and get staked and raped
And all your fake ass aliases props
Mindfucked and stopped

[shailynn]
Jui-cer
You's a weak troller, a 'bina style taker
I'll post to your face your alias ain't shit but a faker
Softer than SirLap without LDK stripper
About to get pegged for your paper
E.D. he be as he approach the scene of the caper
Drink a four lok’ with little juice in a yoke
Gay blowing bloke. That ain't no motherfucking joke
Peg Life, wigga better be known
Ass be approaching always wide open, dildo poking
No need for hoping, it's a battle lost
I got him crossed he thinks his
junk is falling off
Wigga, I peg him up!

[Nina]
Now you tell me who won
I see him, juice run haha
He don't wanna see me
Make money
Whole juice support mafia clique dressing up trying to be us
Make money
How the fuck they gonna be the mob when giving him a rim job? We troll extraordinaires
Trolling juice ain't fair, but somebody got to do it
Oh yeah, Trish troll: you wanna fuck with us?
You little weak-ass TUSCLers
Don't one of you wiggas got pickle-swell or something?
You're fucking with me, wigga
You fuck around and spread syphilis or a herpes attack
You better back the fuck up
Before you get pegged the fuck up
This is how we do it on our side
Any of you wiggas from South C. that want to bring it:
Bring it!
But we ain't singing, we smoking Obama
Fuck you and your troll alias drama
We gon' troll all you motherfuckers
Now when I came out, I told you it was just about juicy
Then everybody had to make their posts with a mother fucking opinion
Well, this is how we gonna do this:
Fuck Trish troll, fuck juicy, fuck his fat boi ass with a staff, poker playing PL and his motherfucking crew!
And if you want to be down with fat ass boi, then fuck you too!
Trish_Club_Troll: fuck you too!
All you juice lovers, fuck you too!
(Make money, make money)
All of y'all juice supporters, fuck you; cry slow, juice fucker
My troll posts make sure all y'all replies blow!
You motherfuckers can't be us or see us
We motherfuckin' Peg Life-riders, 8 Mile ‘til we die!
Out there in Striplandia, wigga, SirLap warned ya
He'll bomb on you motherfucker! He does his job!
You think you mob? Wigga, we the peggin’ juice mob
Ain't nothing but peggers and the real trollas
All you motherfuckers feel us
Our shit goes triple and 4-quadruple
Make money
You wiggas laugh cause juice’s staff got bumps all over and his fuckin' little nuts
You know how it is, when we drop threads they felt
You wiggas can't feel it, we the realest
Troll him, we fat ass boi peggers
We peggers, we peggers, we peggers

Nina has done Detroit proud. Reprezent!

I think SirLDK has a crush on me =]

You wish, Trish

Then why would you rap about fucking me??

Maybe I'll let you...are there any donkeys in Oregon??