He wrote a beautiful one for me, so I did him one better and wrote my own for him. Took me like 2 minutes. I posted it in his thread, but I figure it needs its. So Juice, here you go sweetie:
This bitch named Juice He wants to be a nigga Be he ain't no fuckin G, he won't pull a fuckin trigga
Calling me a skank, cuz his ballsack stank Nina stays fresh, she got the bigger bank Juice better shut his mouth or get thrown in the shark tank
You got no skin in this game Juice Why don't you get yourself a noose Pray slowly and think of me While your soul leaves your fat body
So I warn ya, shut your cocksucker Or bring out the 8 mile in me And be a bodybagged motherfucker
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last commentWhatcha think Juice? How was my love song compared to yours?
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This is a dope rhyme, but it needs a title. I propose "No Listerine"
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wow nina pretty good, before i heard your bars i would of thought you work an empty box used to store raw meat. nice!
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*not work -> were
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Yo Juice, I'd rip off your chain if you had one And wear it as a necklace, let is glisten in the sun
You don't know shit about real G's Have you beggin for your life On your mothafuckin knees
This is how we do things in the D You run your reckless mouth and get in trouble with me
So when I see you at the Meetup, you better bend over Ima shove a stick up your ass the size of a Range Rover
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nina......what happened to your response to my PM? did you forget?
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I had a typo so I'm re-posting that second one.
Yo Juice, I'd rip off your chain if you had one And wear it as a necklace, let it glisten in the sun
You don't know shit about real G's Have you beggin for your life On your mothafuckin knees
This is how we do things in the D You run your reckless mouth and get in trouble with me
So when I see you at the Meetup, you better bend over Ima shove a stick up your ass the size of a Range Rover
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GoVikings I promise I'll respond once I'm done roasting Juice but this is fun.
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Lol
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nevermind i take back my compliment...overkill^
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LMFAO Nina is killing it LMFAO
God love you bitch
Kill me softly
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I see now Salty.nutz has rescinded his compliment Doesn't change a damn thing about Juice getting bent
He wants go there, I'll go even farther I'm the one to end him when he wants to be a shit starter
Stay running your mouth and I'll stay driving to the bank Juice you ain't even got the money to fill your own gas tank
I'm smooth I'm cool, I took you to school Now learn your fuckin lesson, have you ever seen a bloody pool?
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Nina, that would have been perfect if you had put it to music like juice did. His lyrics were as bad as his impersonations of dancers, but music made it a little better.
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This could be bigger than the East Cost vs West Coast battle of the 90s and people died over that.
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"Nina, that would have been perfect if you had put it to music like juice did. His lyrics were as bad as his impersonations of dancers, but music made it a little better."
I like to give you guys the imagination of the beat and music to my lyrics. :)
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Nina be like Em on 8 Mile yo.
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Know what I'm sayin'?
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YUP.
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It’s Tupac and Biggie all over again. ;)(;
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Does the hot tub where Juice met up with rickthebarnacle count?
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Sure I'll be Pac. His diss song was better. I liked them both, though.
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Nina be puttin' Jenny Craig on juicy's fat ass.
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Lol Sirlapdancealot, you wanna get in on the rapping? I'm not a rapper but I can write pretty well so this is coming quite naturally to me.
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LOL Nina I love word play, rap, and poetry. And trolling my wigga juice. It's on!
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Lol yeah I took a creative writing class (I think as a gen ed) in school and the second half of the class was just poetry. So this is like freestyling some poetry, but making it violent and mean.
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Juicy Ain't Shit
Juicy ain't shit but Nina's fat boi bitch Kisses her butt and wants her tits
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Juicy ain't shit but Nina's fat boi bitch Kisses her butt and wants her tits
Gets his peg on after she's done Then he pays his ho make him quick come
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Nina, I forget whether you’re undergrad or law school or what, but if your school doesn’t offer a recording studio, then let me know and I’ll rap out whatever lyrics you finalize.
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Juice is getting pegged again. The black bodybuilder tranny is gonna get jealous.
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"How Do Juice Want It"
How do juice want it? How do juice feel? Cummin' fast as a wigga in Nina's game Livin' in the trolled lane; She's for real How do juice want it yeah? How do juice feel? Cummin' fast as a nigga in the cash game Livin' in the trolled lane; She's for real
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LMFAO
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nicespice please be the rap video hot chick
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Shut the fuck up
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Lol nicespice! ;)
I'm doing a dual degree (JD/MBA) program but taking this year off to focus on my paralegal work as well as real estate so I can have a "well rounded" resume instead of just saying I was a stripper. Lol.
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Alright Sirlapdancealot nice sample. Lol.
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"2 Of TUSCL's Most Wanted"
Post out of there Ain't nothin' but a trolla party Eh, troll that up, SirLap! Why you posting like that? Ah shit, you done pegged juice now (Ain't nothin' but a juice troll party) You done put two of TUSCL's most wanted in the same motherfuckin' thread at the same motherfuckin' time (Ain't nothin' but a juice troll party) Y'all PLs about to feel this (Ain't nothin' but a juice troll party) Break out the strap-on dildos and the motherfuckin' Vaseline, peg juice on us, a'ight? (Ain't nothin' but a juice troll party)
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I guess it’s official, the millenials are taking over, us old grouchy fuckers hate rap. It’s banned in the nursing home where flagooner lives.
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You guys can ask Waffle, no one was biting for lap dances one night so I made money beating guys in rap battles. She witnessed it.
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That's funny... give me a little bit Nina I'll come back with a rebuttal
This shit is funny and fun
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I gave you three, let's see what you got.
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Nina open your PM box :-)
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^idk where the PM from you went. Any way you could resend it? It's not showing up.
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I just re sent it Nina
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“Peg Him Up"
[Nina] I ain't got enough motherfucking trusts That's why I trolled you, bitch, you fat ass TUSCLer Make Money 8 Mile, bad ass stripper Make Money You know who the hottest is We trick trolls too Make money, make money
[Nina] First off, juice you a bitch and the aliases you claim Strip clubs where I ride, troll equipped with game Juice claim to be TUSCLer but I trolled your life I bust on the lady boy, wigga pegged all night Plus your fave trying to see me, rank farts you rip juicebox69 and Trish_Club_Troll some mark-ass bitches I keep on pegging while I crushing your crown jewels Steady trolling, keep on busting troll fool juice know the rules Lil' juicy go ask your shailynn how I'll ream you Peg your stank ass up, peg you to pieces, anus be released Little 'box, don't fuck around with the real me Quick to kick your ugly ass off pervert row seats So fuck peace! I'll let you wigga know it's on for life Don't let the juice trolls ride the night haha Fat boi murdered on the boards and trolled Fuck with me and get your ass pegged You ho
[Nina] See, grab your cocks when you see Nina Call the mods when you see Nina, oh Who flamed me, but your aliases didn't finish Now you about to feel the wrath of a trollist Wigga, I peg him up
[Nina] Check this out, you TUSCLers know what time it is I don't know why I'm even in this thread juice and aliases ain't even on my level I'm going to let my homie SirLap ride on you bitch-made fat ass boi aliases Make money
[SirLap] juicy be gay, yo, juicy be gay, yo juicebox69 just got pegged Little ‘spice pass the bat and let me peg him in his ass Stank ass needs to get spanked right for farting laps Little accident-defecator, and I ain't never heard it from ya Poisonous gas attack when I'm serving ya Spank you, peg your whole stomach to be frank Guard your flank cause I'ma peg your ass to the paint juicy weaker than his fuckin' threads I'm running through, wigga And I'm smoking gorilla glue #4 in front of you, wigga With the troll-power Tucked in my shirt under my LDKers Your ass stanky/sour, I pack your fudge every hour I peg him up
[Nina] Grab your cocks when you see Nina Call the mods when you see Nina, oh Who flamed me, but your aliases didn't finish Now you about to feel the wrath of a trollist Wigga, I peg him up
[Nina] Peek how we do it, keep it real as Lexington Steel This ain't no freestyle battle juice you wigga getting pegged with your sphincter open Trying to cum from all of me, you in the stall hoping Laying rope, he likes a shit high Wigga thinks he learned to fly But it burns, motherfucker, you deserve to cry Talking about you gambling money, but it's funny to me Wigga want it in the bummy – why you fucking with me? I'm a self-made stripper Dancer livin', out of Michigan, blunts in the air haha juicy, remember when I used to want a meet up on the couch And beg shailynn to let you sleep at his house? Now it's all about Trish_Cunt_Nasty, she copied my style Five avatars couldn't dupe me, I looked and smiled Now I'm back to set the record straight With my I-Phone, I'm still the bitch that you love to hate Troll fucker, I'll peg him up
[nicespice] I'm from A-U-S-T-I-N where plenty of LDKs occur No FIVs or extras, I bring hard-ons to all you turds Now go check the scenario: Lil' juice I'll bring you fat sleaze to your knees Cumming jizz in pants there yo Lady juice, is that your dick up or clit up? Get your little junior pussy clit rubbed up No tip, fuck, is you stupid? I make money, sass and flash through Austin With my tits teasing, rubbing and blue balling your cock In a two minute song grinding on your knot nicespice mafia clique moving to another crotch And your ass scars pegged and get staked and raped And all your fake ass aliases props Mindfucked and stopped
[shailynn] Jui-cer You's a weak troller, a 'bina style taker I'll post to your face your alias ain't shit but a faker Softer than SirLap without LDK stripper About to get pegged for your paper E.D. he be as he approach the scene of the caper Drink a four lok’ with little juice in a yoke Gay blowing bloke. That ain't no motherfucking joke Peg Life, wigga better be known Ass be approaching always wide open, dildo poking No need for hoping, it's a battle lost I got him crossed he thinks his junk is falling off Wigga, I peg him up!
[Nina] Now you tell me who won I see him, juice run haha He don't wanna see me Make money Whole juice support mafia clique dressing up trying to be us Make money How the fuck they gonna be the mob when giving him a rim job? We troll extraordinaires Trolling juice ain't fair, but somebody got to do it Oh yeah, Trish troll: you wanna fuck with us? You little weak-ass TUSCLers Don't one of you wiggas got pickle-swell or something? You're fucking with me, wigga You fuck around and spread syphilis or a herpes attack You better back the fuck up Before you get pegged the fuck up This is how we do it on our side Any of you wiggas from South C. that want to bring it: Bring it! But we ain't singing, we smoking Obama Fuck you and your troll alias drama We gon' troll all you motherfuckers Now when I came out, I told you it was just about juicy Then everybody had to make their posts with a mother fucking opinion Well, this is how we gonna do this: Fuck Trish troll, fuck juicy, fuck his fat boi ass with a staff, poker playing PL and his motherfucking crew! And if you want to be down with fat ass boi, then fuck you too! Trish_Club_Troll: fuck you too! All you juice lovers, fuck you too! (Make money, make money) All of y'all juice supporters, fuck you; cry slow, juice fucker My troll posts make sure all y'all replies blow! You motherfuckers can't be us or see us We motherfuckin' Peg Life-riders, 8 Mile ‘til we die! Out there in Striplandia, wigga, SirLap warned ya He'll bomb on you motherfucker! He does his job! You think you mob? Wigga, we the peggin’ juice mob Ain't nothing but peggers and the real trollas All you motherfuckers feel us Our shit goes triple and 4-quadruple Make money You wiggas laugh cause juice’s staff got bumps all over and his fuckin' little nuts You know how it is, when we drop threads they felt You wiggas can't feel it, we the realest Troll him, we fat ass boi peggers We peggers, we peggers, we peggers
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Nina has done Detroit proud. Reprezent!
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I think SirLDK has a crush on me =]
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You wish, Trish
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Then why would you rap about fucking me??
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Maybe I'll let you...are there any donkeys in Oregon??
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