Stoner thread

I did not purposefully get this one hitter. Well technically I did because I bought it. I was only planning to buy blunt wraps, or anything cheap, because I only went to the gas station to stake it out, for a case I was working on. I'm good at noticing things.

I do corporate law and criminal law (only defense) for my boss's client's sons, daughters, employees, etc when they fuck up at get into criminal trouble.

This particular client of his I found on my own, knew this person from high school, and negotiated his retainer price all on my own. This is the second time I've done this. We also got really good news today regarding this person's case. I feel extremely proud. Now I'm smoking. Law is not easy work. Idk how the actual lawyers do it. I get exhausted as a paralegal. This shit gets stressful, especially criminal law.

In the criminal law side of things (vs corporate law which will be my specialty), I am also now involved in helping out a murder case. Fun stuff.

The fun thing about criminal defense law is that I get to be stealthy.

So do we have to be stoned to post? Or is the topic about weed?

I don’t care for smoking too much. I do, however, enjoy edibles.

Why is a paralegal negotiating retainers. You're just supposed to sit in the office all day reading up on torts and establishing precedent for case strategy right?

I haven't smoked any weed for five days. Just got back from out of town. In honor of this thread after this post I'm going to do a bong hit of some 'Urban Delusion'. 27.55% THC. Here goes...

I moved to oils and vapers mostly, even though once in a while there's nothing like a good ice cold bong hit

@GACA I love hitting a bong packed with snow.

^ LOL the water part packed with snow, that is.

^ ice cubes in the water works good too

@Nina how old were you when you first got high?

I was 15.

@nicespice I don't get into edibles too much. Not enough if a head high from it. I will partake in all froms but ultimately I'm a smoker. I like a good glass bong or pipe. Joints and one hitters are fine too.

I'm high as fuck right now, so time to have a second hit...

Yeah I pretty much always LDK high.

#3 bong hit coming up...

Nicespice - no you don't have to be high... as long as you're a stoner or stoner supporter. What kind of edibles do you like?

"Why is a paralegal negotiating retainers."
I negotiated retainers twice (as I think I stated), when these were clients I specifically knew and got for my employer; he's getting paid because of me at this point. In those times where I've found him clients via people I know, he does payment plans with them. Same for people he knows personally.

"You're just supposed to sit in the office all day reading up on torts and establishing precedent for case strategy right?"
The former, not so much. That's more for law school or pre-law undergrad cases. The latter, sure. Even lawyers do that. I mean, I type a lot of briefs and shit. But I also do a lot of legwork when it comes to criminal cases. I find it fun. I also talk to clients in cases where my youth, and own minimal experience of getting into legal trouble, so they actually feel more comfortable and will tell us the truth vs when they're talking to a square older white guy. I think I'm great at my job.

Yay Sirlapdancealot. See, I knew I liked you!

But head high? Does that mean you're more of a sativa guy than indica?

Lol. I remember a couple times a friend and I ate brownies at night and were still high when we woke up the next day. Ha.

Mostly stuff you get at the dispensary. I like knowing what I’m getting.

I love Gron chocolate. There’s a couple other brands I can’t remember. But there’s a 50 mg thing of laffy taffy, and also a brand that does cake balls that I like.

"@Nina how old were you when you first got high?"

The first time I got high I was 17 and in college. Had a half a weed brownie. The first time I ever got super high off simply smoking weed I was 18, after me and my twin had our first house together (before she went crazy and started doing heavy drugs).

Gaca - pretty law or law classes* not cases lol.

I definitely prefer the body high. Relax towards the end of the day for a couple of hours and have really incredible sleep.

Same here nicespice. Indica all day.

@NinaBambina LOL I always liked you too, fellow chronic. :]

At 15 was when I got really stoned out of my mind for the first time. Smoked some purple haired Jamaican ganja with three other buddies. I will never ever forget the bliss of eating a McDonald's hot fudge sundae with nuts at our peak that night.

For whatever reason eating it always goes to my body and smoking it goes to my head. I like a hybrid that is slightly stronger on the sativa side. But I can smoke anything and enjoy it.

Vaporizer is the deal. What a high, and really no 'telling' smell
Can't wait till the shit is legal in n.j.. Should be before end if year. Just walk in the store and buy it, whatever u want

White Castle is the biggest beneficiary of legal marijuana!

Can I start smoking reefer too, or am I not cool enough?

If flagooner was stoned, would he be more or less nice with Nina? :p

Everybody’s nicer when they’re stoned, aren’t they?

For me personally, I think I’m about the same.

But this is a good question. I wonder whether Nina or Sirlap refrained from commenting on Nicole’s posts whenever high. :p

i had my first bit of a sativa edible then enjoyed synn coi for 12hours... I'm such a wossey.

I got high in college, woke up the next morning with 14 little debbie wrappers in the bed

Marijuana and strippers are Gods greatest gifts. Amen.

I’m 55. Smoked my first joint at 13. It was the 70’s and the holy trinity was still alive. Sex drugs and rock and roll. Primarily a sativa smoker. Green Crack is my favorite. Excellent head high but keeps you focused. Prefer a bong with cold water. Here in Mass we voted for recreation weed two years ago but still waiting for the first dispensary to open. Government hacks here have to make sure they get their cut before anything is allowed. Nina maybe you can come here and straighten the out. Then we can get high and I can share old man stoner stories. If you don’t have it download the Leafly app. Very informative for smokers

https://youtu.be/NpS4ebEtLUE

@jsully63 I like Green Crack too but my favorite sativa hybrid is Dirty Girl.

@nicespice I post high all the time and it doesn't matter to me cause I'm already a nice guy. :)

Nina flipped her lid

@sirlapdancealot haven’t tried dirty girl yet but sounds like a perfect smoke for this forum!

If everyone on the planet* smoked/ingested weed in some way at the same time, we would have a good hour or so of world peace for the first time.

*Obviously not little kids or anything.

I prefer coke...the drug of a serious hustler...

https://youtu.be/NpS4ebEtLUE

@nina you are right. And Stewie agrees.

Lol jsully63 I have watched that scene many times. Sometimes I will sing the song, too.