Thailand experience

As i am writing this review i am in Pattaya with only two days left before returning to the states. My last trip was three weeks and was only able to get two weeks this time and am disappointed as the original intention was to have a whole month to relax and perhaps MONGER a bit but the work situation did not fare in my direction. I was only able to get two weeks and with the limited time and other distractions, one evening out to the Agogo world. The first club was Champagne Agogo which may not be the one listed here, it was located off of Soy Buahkaow(not sure on the spelling) which is a vibrant and active night life area. This "Walking Street" has around 20 Agogo bars on it with each one having its own personality and activities. Each on has a handful of very pretty girls outside providing inspiration to enter. All having some sort of uniform which which is representative of name of each bar. I prefer this "Walking Street" to the one commonly referred to at the end of Beach Road(Pattaya Beach). It is a few block inland from Beach Road running parallel and off of Pattaya Thai. The Baht bus runs down the street and is easy to get to from anywhere you may be staying in the city. You can get within walking distance to almost anywhere in this city using this transportation with a minimum of transfers so anywhere form 10-30 Baht(1$ max). The first two times i visited, i stayed in a hotel on this street for 500THB/night(about $15) in a room that was clean with air conditioning and cable TV. The first time i spent a good deal of time watching some of the expat programs which were hosted mostly by Brits which provided a lot of information about the night life, where to eat, where to stay and the activities available.

With the editorial section of this review completed, i will move on to what everyone at TUSCL would be most interested. The Club and Girls. Entry into the club is almost at the end of the "L" shaped stage which had the first shift of "dancers" all topless. You are greeted by female staff and escorted to available seating which was mostly cocktail tables but there was also seating at the stage if desired. During my stay there were three shifts of girls and i would not rate any of them below a 7. All went topless shortly after getting up on the stage. The first shift had four "bolt on" girls out of 20 with one complete stunner(all natural) and all of the girls on the other two shifts were naturals. All were slender build, none i would call skinny but some did have a little meat on their bones. One did have the full back tattoo but while most of them had some inc, it was all far better quality then you would typically see at a strip club in the US. I talked to one of the girls and all you have to do is tell one of the waiting staff which one you are interested in and for the price of a drink(150 Baht) they will come off stage and sit with you for about 15 minutes. The negotiations start at that point in time making small talk and IME most of them speak a little english, enough to hold a basic conversation about where they are from and what services are available and how much. It was early in the evening so the "fine" was 1000 Baht for the club and i felt that i could have talked her down to close to 1000 Baht for her all night but i had more to drink at that point in time then i should have and needed to cool out a bit before making a decision and she returned to the stage. At that point in time several Brits came in who apparently were regulars which made several of the girls very excited, the shift ended, second group of girls came up and several of the girls coming down flocked to the regulars. The second group was similar to the first but all where wearing similar outfits which made me realize that the first group had all worn black. After the second shift two girls came up on stage with orange bikinis and from the initial indications they appeared to be cleaning the stage and poles but after a few minutes of a break in the music they started a show if spinning and pole tricks. They were quite good at it which aroused the crowd at several points during the performance. Two songs into the third shift, i decided it was time to go and with the expenditure of energy during the day out in the sun was not going to be up for it this time around. There will be my next trip to plan a better strategy for an adult adventure.

How many reviews have i read of these Asian clubs which start "this is not a strip club, its a brothel". Get with it everyone, this is how it works in this area of the world. You may only see one girl on a shift get the whole kit off and you might get a "lap dance" but it is unlikely. You are more likely to get some OTP play at a table or booth while in negotiations or just having fun. This is the venue for OTC activities. You will find the girls here to be very accommodating and if you treat them well you will get the same in return. There is such variety that you could fall in love at every visit and if you don't find what you want at the first club, the one two doors down most likely have it.