Do you have a place this bad near you?
knight_errant
New Jersey
Thursday, August 23, 2018 1:10 PM
A recent review of Kuma Charmers in upstate New York:
Horrible State Of Affairs Here
Somehow they've managed to lower the standards even further at this place from the lows last time I was in. They seem to have done some minor redecorating of the "suites", one of which is now a folding chair in the room the size of a closet with this weird horse wallpaper. I'd think someone was having a laugh if I didn't know how weird and cranky the old guy is who owns the place.
There used to be an occasional 4 or 5 dancing here, but they are gone and what's left is a collection of the most frightening hags I've seen on or off a stage. They all look like they are far past their prime, if they ever had a prime. If you have any minuscule amount of standards for physical beauty, you will be utterly revolted at what you find here.
https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=337793
Horrible State Of Affairs Here
Somehow they've managed to lower the standards even further at this place from the lows last time I was in. They seem to have done some minor redecorating of the "suites", one of which is now a folding chair in the room the size of a closet with this weird horse wallpaper. I'd think someone was having a laugh if I didn't know how weird and cranky the old guy is who owns the place.
There used to be an occasional 4 or 5 dancing here, but they are gone and what's left is a collection of the most frightening hags I've seen on or off a stage. They all look like they are far past their prime, if they ever had a prime. If you have any minuscule amount of standards for physical beauty, you will be utterly revolted at what you find here.
https://www.tuscl.net/rev.php?id=337793
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Front room makeout sessions?
Back room FS?
Okay then to walk your girl out the front door with you?
SJG
Never visited this place (as it is WAY out there, though I have visited even more remote spots) Ithaca has Cornell and Ithaca College, so the prospect of some college girls, but apparently not for a long time here.
In general, NY clubs do not have front room make out sessions, walk your girl out, or back room FS (unless you want to drop 8 or more yards in a few NYC clubs, and even then it's rare)
Or around some guys dick.
Of clubs I have visited, Club 22 in Harrisburg is terrible with its Goodfellas (think Henry's house during the Christmas scene) setup and unattractive girls wanting to be tipped the price of the dance. No touching...as if...and no VIP. Best dance probably comes from the robot. It's the only club in the city that stays open past 2 and I still won't go back there.
Your OP describes a dive. But a dive is likely where they let the women do what they want. So it is where the odds are greatest for a front room makeout session, back room FS, then walking her out the door to continue in your own bed.
In a dive the bosses don't really have much of a whip to crack. So if they want the women to dance there, they pretty much have to let them do what they want.
SJG
Front room makeout sessions? Back Room FS? Okay to walk your girl out the front door mid-shit, to continue with her in your own bed?
SJG
But buying dances, that is a chump's game. And ejaculation services is just paying money to exacerbate your own sexual frustration.
SJG
san_jose_guy - commonly referred to as SJG this forum member is usually mocked or ignored, his comments should NOT be taken in any way as legitimate
Daddy_Tricks - definite troll account
So succinct and on point!
1. Agree with ihearvoices fantasy island is terrible (as well as the other 2 imo).
2. Cellar, joliet il
3. Classy chassy, Indianapolis
4. Some dive in west Virginia i forget the name of(jills?)