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Clubbing Goals

flagooner
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Wednesday, August 22, 2018 4:54 AM
This is for the PLs as it doesn't apply to the strippers. We all go to clubs for different reasons and have different criteria that suggest a successful visit. Piggybacking on the clique discussion... Which group do you identify with? Note: This assumes that you will be staying within your personally designated budget. A. I just go to enjoy the party atmosphere. B. Seeing beautiful naked ladies is all I need. Boobies. Yeah. C. Hands-off LDs give me all the enjoyment I need, and in some cases all I can handle. D. I'm disappointed unless I get good mileage and mutual groping. E. Why go to a strip club if you don't cum in your pants???? F. I use SCs as my home base to pay for BJs and FS in the VIP from the hoes that work there. G. My sole reason for going to SCs is to take one of the strippers out for an OTC session. H. I don't go to SCs anymore. I need a brothel or participate in SA activities. I. I have never been to a SC. I spend my time dealing with local politics, recruiting for my organization, and trolling this board telling everyone that they aren't having fun correctly, and trolling this board calling everyone chumps and that they need to engage in front room GFE sessions until it's time for the pants to come down and it's TLN time. (How's that for a run on sentence? )

37 comments

  • two_bits
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    6 years ago
    J. Lock down the hottest dancer in the club for the entire evening. No LDs or VIP. I just pay her to laugh at my jokes and nod appreciatively as I expound on how awesome I am.
  • twentyfive
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    6 years ago
    It’s (I) for me ;)
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
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    6 years ago
    It's possible to be in more than one of those categories.
  • RandomMember
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    6 years ago
    "I need a brothel or participate in SA activities." ----------------------------- lol! Implication here by @Fagooner is that brothels and SA are one and the same. Gold standard for me is hot college-age girl who has her life together with a bright future. Preferable not a sex worker. Someone who's only had a few sex partners in her life. Arrangement where we are both tested and I can trust her at my house for unprotected sex. You might find someone like that in a strip club -- but there are far fewer choices and you'll end up spending hundreds or thousands of dollars in the process. What does it mean to "lock-down" a stripper, anyway? Doesn't it mean that you're paying someone $50 to $100/hr to sit with you -- because you're too boring and pathetic to do the same thing at a bar? Maybe if you're a fat, corpulent, senile and boring fuck like @Fagooner (who's never had a stripper OTC experience) that all makes sense?
  • shailynn
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    6 years ago
    F and D work for me.
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    I'm a D guy. No randumb, I don't think of brothels and SA as the same. BTW, I meant to include escorts too. But I do look at them as a similar progression in the SC lifestyle. H could be changed to "I don't even bother with SCs any more as a facade for P4P sex. I go a more direct route."
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    When I say I'm a D guy, I mean that's what it takes to have a fun visit. Sometimes further down the scale may happen, but it isn't required and isn't my mission.
  • Salty.Nutz
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    6 years ago
    ^^^You want the D flagooner?
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    LOL. Oops. I should have gone straight from C to E.
  • Warrior15
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    6 years ago
    I'm Ok with E, F, G and H. I do different trips for different objectives.
  • future POTUS and Senator in training
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    6 years ago
    I
  • ppwh
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    6 years ago
    When I say I am a D guy, I mean I'm the top. It's cool with me if the A guy says he is just doing it for the party atmosphere. I don't judge unless he tries to kiss.
  • jester214
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    6 years ago
    D
  • rickdugan
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    6 years ago
    On any given night, it could be any combination of A, B, D, F, and/or G. I enjoy many aspects of strip clubs and what I seek on any given night depends on my mood and what's available at the local clubs. I don't need any one thing exclusively to be entertained if the strip club offers something else that I enjoy. As far as C goes, I'm not much of a passive spectator type. As far as E goes, cumming in my own pants is not a talent I possess. Regarding F & G, while I would ideally like a night with a full finish, I can also enjoy club nights without it if other factors are good. SoImetimes will even start at a club where these things are not available and finish at a place where they are. Regarding H, I have never enjoyed the transactional feel of brothels and i have zero interest in spending the time and energy it takes to line up SA girls, nevermind the electronic trail it leaves. To each his own though, but i don't really understand this theory that someone needs to fall into one particular bucket on this stuff.
  • s275ironman
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    6 years ago
    The answer is F whenever I club locally and D whenever I club on the road.
  • Subraman
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    6 years ago
    I'm multiples: A: I don't always go SCing with my buddies, but when I do, some classic male bonding and partying w/ strippers is at least part of the goal D: Good mileage and mutual groping is a must G: Okay, it's not my "sole reason" (see A), but since no extras are available ITC at the clubs I go to, OTC is the only way to have sex with strippers. And I like having sex with strippers. (but wish I were) F: I WISH extras were available and a focus for my ITC SCing, but that became untenable about a decade ago. My current SC M.O. is a result of figuring out how to enjoy SCs without extras.
  • houjack
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    6 years ago
    > Why go to a strip club if you don't cum in your pants???? Are you a mind reader???
  • Dominic77
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    6 years ago
    I’m like a laid back ‘A’ PL but the real reason I’m there is to enjoy ‘B’. If I can stuff a few dollar bills into Bubbles’ g-string & garter then maybe get 1-2 dances of ‘C’ with her or someone else, then I’m all good. ‘D’ generally isn’t available so I’m content with ‘C’ or just ‘B’. Although with post 2008 Ohio laws and local ordinances, nudity isn’t usually available, and nor is contact. Pasties, bikinis, booty shorts, etc. I thought that would kill the fun but surprisingly it hasn’t. ‘E’ can be available, a side effect of clean eating, lifestyle, mental relaxation, activity, stimulation, and regular sex. Commando and a willing partner is key. F-G is right out as I don’t have the budget to pay for sex, VIP, or hotels. I mean, we’re talking over a hundred dollars here! Def not in this guys budget. No sir eee. Clubbing is expensive as it is a couple times a year.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    6 years ago
    D With a smattering of F
  • Jascoi
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    6 years ago
    B. naked beautiful ladies. eye candy. and more.
  • FTS
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    6 years ago
    D if there was a club nearby that offered extras, I would be in the F category.
  • future POTUS and Senator in training
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    6 years ago
    I'm an I girl
  • two_bits
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    6 years ago
    @RandumNumberGenerator - you must be new around her, since you seem unaware that I regularly date (FWB, not P4P) model-quality civie hotties. So of course I go to regular bars, you dolt! In fact, lately I’ve been hitting some of the busier local sports bars seven nights a week. 5.5 of the last 7 times I’ve been out to one of those clubs, I’ve met a bunch of single or at least unattached twenty-something females, all super good looking bitches, got a few digits and lined up real dates, no P4P. (For some reason my Hawaiian shirt and fashionable back brace combination is like catnip to the college age hotties.) And when I need a change of pace and I do go to the strip club, then it's all about me. My money, my rules, buster! If I feel like dropping a grand locking down the hottest dancer, then that's what I fucking do. And if you and your loser buddies don't like it, then YOU NEED TO UP YOUR GAME, MOTHERFUCKERS!! (Whew...ah, I think need to lie down for a moment...)
  • san_jose_guy
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    6 years ago
    Originally, it was just to see girls dolled up, high heels and makeup, and for the talk. I mean, especially in cities, there are pretty girls out and about on the sidewalk. And we have SJSU right in the downtown, and then office girls. Our clubs are talking clubs, not touching clubs. So I learned how to talk to young women. AMPs were for FS. Then I enjoyed the underground places, outlaw girls, Latinas, always lining up OTC, girls who love it, and much more hands on, more kissing too, though still clandestine. In future travels it will always be, select and approach, feel up session, tongue sucking, first load in back room, more loads in motel, additional loads in TLN-photo sessions regularly from there on. SJG
  • Countryman5434
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    6 years ago
    H as in hk ruined me for all other clubs!
  • IHearVoices
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    6 years ago
    Assuming it's a club in which nearly everything goes, I would say D most of the time. Maybe E if I'm in that kind of mood (or if I'm at Follies...no one who goes to Follies regularly should be anywhere below E).
  • Vantablack
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    6 years ago
    What about another choice? J. Fall in love with your ATF and then proceed to feel sad everytime you go to the strip club because the lines of fantasy and reality have been blurred. And you think she likes you but she really doesn't, but you keep believing it anyways :D
  • flagooner
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    6 years ago
    I don't think anyone strives for that.
  • Tigerr619
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    6 years ago
    Here are my goals on a given night. If I go to a club in the US, I need to get a few numbers to set up OTC, or friends with benefits. Also I want to get laid at least once in the night in California. In TJ, it’s to hit 3-4 girls, and get one whatsapp number to set up OTC in TJ, or Sinaloa, or Sonora or wherever the girl is from. Most of the girls there are from Sinaloa working for a few months. 90 percent of the time reach the goal
  • pistola
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    6 years ago
    I just go to have fun and live in the moment for the most part. Extras, no extras, OTC, FWB, I don't care. More of just going to chill out and see what comes my way. Strippers are fun creatures.
  • TFP
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    6 years ago
    I think CMI was correct about you, Vantablack. Right now, you aren't cut out for strip clubbing. You are breaking the cardinal rule, which only leads to heartbreak and a much lighter bank account. You say you're not breaking the bank so that's cool. But you're setting yourself up for heartbreak, trust me. Good luck dude.
  • JohnnyJackhammer
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    6 years ago
    Minimum D, and F is nice if I happen to fall in love ...
  • 3LeggedMan
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    6 years ago
    I guess I’m in the D group. When I’m around naked black pussy my personality morphs into Cookie Monster with a box of Chips Ahoy. PUSSY! PUSSY! MMMMMMMMM!
  • daddyfatsack
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    6 years ago
    D and if it's a good vibe F
  • Jascoi
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    6 years ago
    I occasionally do a visit for D and F. butt B is allways a strong motivator.
  • Jascoi
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    6 years ago
    I want to fuck the dream girl.
  • BigPimp69
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    6 years ago
    Caregory I-But I actually do have my organization of hoes. Unlike the rest of these beta cucks
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