My GPA my freshman year of high school was a 0.8
^^^There were some, uh, family issues in high school resulting in me rarely making it to school, and only making it to 6th 7th period when I went. I also didn't care about school. I spent the next two summers in summer school to make up for it! By Jr year I had a 3.7.
I was once booked into county jail for attempted murder
^^^To clear the air, I have never been convicted of any criminal offense. Anyway, I was indeed booked into county jail for "attempted murder," over something my ex, who has like 11 felonies now, did. However, I was never charged with it, and my charge ended up being "accessory after the fact" b/c during interrogation I wouldn't snitch on my boyfriend. I was given a probation program called HYTA, completed it successfully, so a conviction was never and can never be entered. This happened like 7 years ago.
I was once nominated for (but didn't win) a Peabody award for a Detroit-based documentary I helped create and direct
^^^This was a random lie I thought of. I have been nominated for and won awards, but none as big a deal as a Peabody!