i have an announcement to make
Lil_Baller100
Where Dem Hoez at
i will be creating an organization of my own to rival SJG's. using the millions I have made through my music career i will be creating an organization consisting of the baddest hoes throughout the country to save our young paper chasers from getting distracted from their real goal, getting that paper. every day back in my old hood i saw them youngins chasing after pussy they'll never get because hoes don't respect no one who is broke and desperate for pussy.
my hoes will be taking care of our young paper chasers so that they don't gotta worry about pursuing pussy no more. they can focus on getting that money and starting their lives. instead of front room makeout sessions, there will be backroom dick sucking sessions every day. can't find inspiration right now because your dick is just begging to be sucked off? just ask one of our hoes and she will be happy to help you out.
i will be creating an organization designed to take care of the needs of my hoes and of my young paper chasers who join. starting a rap career is hard which is why i'll be putting our young paper chasers into contact with record labels to make their rise to fame easier. membership is initially free but once you're scoring big ass money, you gotta reward those who helped you rise to the top which is why my organization will be taking its own cut of the deals. this money will be used to take care of the needs of the organizations current hoes and future paper chasers.
entrance may be free but it ain't for anybody. we're looking for real talent. if you got the talent then welcome.
why am i doing this? my life used to be so ordinary but now its quite extraordinary. all my concerts sell out i make millions every year through record deals, royalties, and ticket sales, and i have amassed a net worth of over 30 million. i want to build my empire across the country and i want this opportunity for those who are motivated as well.
if you think you got what it takes, send a pm with a recording of your dopest song and we'll get back to you in due time. if you a bad bitch and think you got what it takes, then you best be ready to come and twerk on a bitch. We don't take girls that don't do girls cause that's that shit i don't like. so be warned, we only take the most talented and motivated paper chasers and we only take the baddest bitches to be part of our organization.
my hoes will be taking care of our young paper chasers so that they don't gotta worry about pursuing pussy no more. they can focus on getting that money and starting their lives. instead of front room makeout sessions, there will be backroom dick sucking sessions every day. can't find inspiration right now because your dick is just begging to be sucked off? just ask one of our hoes and she will be happy to help you out.
i will be creating an organization designed to take care of the needs of my hoes and of my young paper chasers who join. starting a rap career is hard which is why i'll be putting our young paper chasers into contact with record labels to make their rise to fame easier. membership is initially free but once you're scoring big ass money, you gotta reward those who helped you rise to the top which is why my organization will be taking its own cut of the deals. this money will be used to take care of the needs of the organizations current hoes and future paper chasers.
entrance may be free but it ain't for anybody. we're looking for real talent. if you got the talent then welcome.
why am i doing this? my life used to be so ordinary but now its quite extraordinary. all my concerts sell out i make millions every year through record deals, royalties, and ticket sales, and i have amassed a net worth of over 30 million. i want to build my empire across the country and i want this opportunity for those who are motivated as well.
if you think you got what it takes, send a pm with a recording of your dopest song and we'll get back to you in due time. if you a bad bitch and think you got what it takes, then you best be ready to come and twerk on a bitch. We don't take girls that don't do girls cause that's that shit i don't like. so be warned, we only take the most talented and motivated paper chasers and we only take the baddest bitches to be part of our organization.
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How do I join?
SJG
But I fear that you are actually so far ahead of me that I probably am not qualified for your organization.
SJG
SJG
good luck
@daddy_tricks
you are a fuckboi who is stuck in the hood pimping hoes for $100 a blowjob. haters will always be jealous of big ballers rolling in the big cash. i got enough money to make every one of your hoes rich but i don't hand out my money for nothing, my hoes gotta be bad, and they gotta be loyal. your hoes ain't as bad as mine, and they say they suck good dick but they only think that because their man don't know any better.
You just the wrong date to make this announcement. Today the only thing people want to talk about is SpiceOle1994.
this is not a sex cult that involves any kind of slavery or force. the hoes can come and go of their own free will. i will however be providing a powerful financial incentive for them to join and continue helping the organization achieve its goals.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-kAnNgq…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw4PuS7e…
Or I Get the Papers for that matter, which would have been a bigger loss -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQh9kTpN…
Lil Baller make no jokes when it comes to building my rap empire. Jay Z better watch his back
@ppwh
sexual frustration is a distraction. how much time you think these youngins spend chasing pussy? i see them on the street all the time hooting and hollering at hoes they'll never fuck. you think the greatest rap legends spent all their time pining over pussy? as the legend biggie put it, fuck bitches get money. in this case, you never have to worry about impressin a hoe. the ambition and talent it takes to secure membership in this organization is all you gotta do to be worthy of these hoes.
This is a good point, but if you're getting your dick sucked every time you walk down to the clubhouse, how are you going to write She Swallowed It?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sw2Yeeyb…
> in this case, you never have to worry about impressin a hoe
I got 99 problems, but impressin a hoe ain't one. I got the trees, yo, and I ain't talkin about weed, you feel me?
I mean, Cypress Hill is cool and all, but I can get into a joint about getting your dick sucked more than holding it back from a bitch even if she gives you weed. So what if it's out of fucked up little baggies?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4p8-JhW…
here's a better question, how the youngins supposed to rap about getting paid, fucking hoes and sippin codeine if they ain't doing any of that shit? the amount of fake upstarting rappers these days is nauseating. thinking they can put shit on soundcloud and anyone will gobble up their shit? our youngins will be legit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxY___mq…
I joined an organization so I could get BJs... and now and then I even get laid ... just doesn't have the same rhyme structure
Of course that shit don't rhyme dawg, that's why you ain't in the organization.
don't exactly rhyme. but we know he was fuckin so it don't matter
SJG