i have an announcement to make

Awesome!

How do I join?

SJG

If you consider yourself to be a suitable paper chaser then you may submit a video of your dopest song. We could also discuss a possible collaboration if you believe your hoes are bad enough to compliment mine. In which case you shall be compensated accordingly

I'd like to say that I will suspend my own plans in favor or your vastly superior organizational plans.

But I fear that you are actually so far ahead of me that I probably am not qualified for your organization.

SJG

It is true that our standards are high, I do not expect everyone to be up to the challenge.

Please continue though, let me try to understand.

SJG

I will be creating my own organization to take down both organizations.

Lil Hollar...boi you a scrub and you work for me!!

@NinaBambina

good luck

@daddy_tricks

you are a fuckboi who is stuck in the hood pimping hoes for $100 a blowjob. haters will always be jealous of big ballers rolling in the big cash. i got enough money to make every one of your hoes rich but i don't hand out my money for nothing, my hoes gotta be bad, and they gotta be loyal. your hoes ain't as bad as mine, and they say they suck good dick but they only think that because their man don't know any better.

@Lil_Baller100

You just the wrong date to make this announcement. Today the only thing people want to talk about is SpiceOle1994.

Would you honor an NXIVM membership card? Asking for a friend.

@ppwh

this is not a sex cult that involves any kind of slavery or force. the hoes can come and go of their own free will. i will however be providing a powerful financial incentive for them to join and continue helping the organization achieve its goals.

Crap, my friend said the tie recommendations they made at the executive training seminar didn't even get him laid

pussy will always be available to members of my organization, but they need not pay hoes directly. this organization is basically loans for the rap world. the organization and the hoes will take care of you while your broke and have nothing and you pay us in the future when you got the money so the same opportunities are available to the youngins after you. in the future, i hope this organization to be the gateway for all young rappers entering the industry.

Too bad this is a joke, it's actually an ingenious idea...

While I respect your ambitions, I have to express my consternation over this project guiding the future of rap. Without a certain level of healthy sexual frustration, how will producers continue to create works such as this?

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Also, if Milk hadn't been so hard up that he stole that guy's girl while he was in prison for MC assault, we might have never gotten Top Billin -

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Or I Get the Papers for that matter, which would have been a bigger loss -

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@GACA

Lil Baller make no jokes when it comes to building my rap empire. Jay Z better watch his back

@ppwh

sexual frustration is a distraction. how much time you think these youngins spend chasing pussy? i see them on the street all the time hooting and hollering at hoes they'll never fuck. you think the greatest rap legends spent all their time pining over pussy? as the legend biggie put it, fuck bitches get money. in this case, you never have to worry about impressin a hoe. the ambition and talent it takes to secure membership in this organization is all you gotta do to be worthy of these hoes.

as the legend biggie put it, fuck bitches get money

This is a good point, but if you're getting your dick sucked every time you walk down to the clubhouse, how are you going to write She Swallowed It?

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in this case, you never have to worry about impressin a hoe

I got 99 problems, but impressin a hoe ain't one. I got the trees, yo, and I ain't talkin about weed, you feel me?

I mean, Cypress Hill is cool and all, but I can get into a joint about getting your dick sucked more than holding it back from a bitch even if she gives you weed. So what if it's out of fucked up little baggies?

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Impressin a hoe will never be a problem our members have.

here's a better question, how the youngins supposed to rap about getting paid, fucking hoes and sippin codeine if they ain't doing any of that shit? the amount of fake upstarting rappers these days is nauseating. thinking they can put shit on soundcloud and anyone will gobble up their shit? our youngins will be legit.

Eazy's shit about that bitch running her mouth so all her friends wanted to fuck him too ain't no soundcloud tho. It's on the real:

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I joined an organization so I could get BJs... and now and then I even get laid ... just doesn't have the same rhyme structure

Ain't nobody comparing Eazy E to some bitch ass soundcloud rapper. No one is saying the youngins can't fuck other hoes, but our hoes will always be there if they need em.

Of course that shit don't rhyme dawg, that's why you ain't in the organization.

You were bragging to your friends, saying Eazy E knows how to fuck / So bring your ass in here and give me some, so I can bust a nut

don't exactly rhyme. but we know he was fuckin so it don't matter

My organization is not to work quite the same way. But I have to hand it to this new upstart for his initiative.

SJG