Crystal Blue Cafe
Closed
1565 Main St Willimantic, CT 06226

The definition of lethargy

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CtDan
Aug 22, 2018, 8:39 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I'm not going back to Ultra Violet. There is simply no reason. It is a ridiculous strip joint. As a matter of fact, it is ridiculous to classify it as a strip joint. Based upon my last three visits, I would call it a former strip joint that now has a couple of strippers who hang out there.

It has an uncomfortable vibe to it, and I feel more than qualified to make that observation, having visited literally hundreds of strip clubs over the past three decades. The reason the bar is uncomfortable is two fold. 1) there are no strippers stripping. 2) there are a small cluster of guys who seemingly now own this bar who seem immersed in this place serving their own gratification instead of trying to provide entertainment for patrons.

The past three times I have been at this club, I have sat at the bar staring at few other introverted guys whom are similarly dissatisfied with the lack of naked women vying for our (paid) attention. It is really weird and uncomfortable to sit around under those circumstances.

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