Oldest Review Ever?

Aug 22, 2018, 4:13 PM

Found this review on google. It's for 2001 Odyssey in Tampa and was posted two months ago for an experience that happened in 1999. I think the owner response is quite hilarious. Posting as some of y'all may find it an entertaining light read.

Robert Pearson

4 reviews 2 months ago I last went to this club back in November of 1999. I went a few times during the late 1990s. However, I stopped going when I found out that there was a law passed that would no longer allow lap dancing. Also, I had some bad experiences with the dancers. The last dancer that I had gave me some lecture about the lap dance rules. She said that law enforcement was raiding clubs and arresting people. She said that the rules had become strict and the dancers would soon no longer be able to give lap dances. I had another bad experience with a very rude dancer because I wouldn’t tip her. I didn’t know that the customers were required to tip all of the dancers. I noticed that some dancers seem to only care about money. Some of them treat customers badly and become enraged when you don’t want a lap dance or don't tip them. However, I did have some good experiences with dancers. I think that there are some nice ladies that work in these clubs that really care about their patrons. I haven’t been to an adult nightclub since 2000. I'm not sure if I will go to another one.

Response from the owner 2 months ago Bobbie, Thank You for your review from what occured 18 years ago. Hope your frustrations have eased a bit and you have successfully spent time "doing something else."

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Papi_Chulo7 years ago

That guy w/o a doubt is a PL - actually a TPL would be more-accurate (T = Total)

whodey7 years ago

Not even the oldest review posted this summer. These two were both posted in July and have that one beat by over a decade.

Review from 1988: tuscl.net

Review from "sometime in the 1980's": tuscl.net

I guess some member's standards for "timely" reviews are lower than Juice's standards for women.

goldmongerATL7 years ago

I suppose at Archibalds you can get the same hamburger as he did. Also good to know no cover charge 30 years ago.

It is not clear if he is comparing it to a club 2300 freaking miles away based on the club in LA as it was in 1988 or today. It makes a difference whether I head east or west when I hit Omaha.

I wonder why he did not recommend specific dancers to us.

Jascoi7 years ago

can i post a review of the Hawaiin stripclub I visited in 1971?

Trish_Club_Lust7 years ago

ROFL

501traveler7 years ago

I was thinking about writing a review for Burbon Street Circus from 1987 when I was 18 and getting in with a fake ID

Heellover7 years ago

501 do it. Would be funny. Do you remember Az Gold in Phx? I may or may not have entered that fun establishement (used to have porn star features, Christy Canyon was one) using an Id that was not exactly mine back in the day. Damn that was over two decades ago.....I guess I have been going to strip clubs "for a while".

ATACdawg7 years ago

Hah! Pikers! I'll just post my review of the Come Together Lounge in Jacksonville from 1975!

501traveler7 years ago

Heellover, I do remember the place. Think I saw "Blondage" there.

Heellover7 years ago

Wow how cool 501. I saw Blondage there. I think I may still have a new times cut out of the ad for their performance . Think that was my first visit. I may or may not have been legally of age to enter. But it was one hell of a feature. That was back when features were fun (and actually porn "stars"). I saw Blondage, Chasey lain and Christy Canyon there back in the day. Christy Canyon and Blondage were incredible . Chasey Lain was ok, but still miles better than about 99 percent of today's "feature" acts.