You, know, @Flagooner, you seem a bit angry and bitter lately and I'm sure dealing with the aging process can be quite frustrating.
Here's something that might keep you occupied and enrich what's left of your life. It's the "Match the Shapes Engaging Activity for Dementia and Alzheimer's" game (only $25 on Amazon):
amazon.com
Or if you have enough mental acuity left, maybe you can learn a second language. Here's the "Learn Spanish for Kids" game which will help you communicate with your wife (the migrant farm worker) :
amazon.com
...just trying to be helpful, as always.