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Does it really smell that bad?

A female patient in her late thirties, single since a few months, wanted to have sex with her gynaecologist.

Ar one of her routine visits, she starts the discussion by saying 'Doctor, there’s a fly in my vagina, please get it out!’

Before the stunned doctor could respond, she kicked off her shoes, removed her panties, climbed on the table and spread her legs.

The doctor stares at her hairy and moist vagina.

'Close your eyes' he orders and she does, her nipples now hard in anticipation.

After several seconds she feels something warm on her belly. She opens her eyes and sees that the doctor has taken a dump on her stomach.

‘What the hell?’ She asks angrily.

The doctor says, ‘That’s the only thing that smells worse than your pussy. If there is a fly in there, it should come out now!’