Sporty's Bikini Bar
1053 E El Camino Real Sunnyvale, CA 94086

Not sure why they call this a club....

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cal_kp
Sep 13, 2018, 4:58 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

I was out in Cal for a visit, and decided to stop in and kill a little time. Very small club (if you can call it that). very skinny room. When you walk in the stage (small) is on the left, the bar is on the right and stretches the length of the club (seating at the bar). Past the stage on the left is a pool table (taking up most of the rest of the side). It is an old place and you can tell. The dancers were average, none were hot, and none were ugly. I'd say they ranged from 5 to 6 (all of them). It's not really a strip club (they are called bikini bars). You can see more at a beach in the summer. There is no VIP room, or place for a private dance. The dancers will give you a "lap" dance, but that is right there in front of everyone. Basically because there is little room to sit, so it looked (I didn't get one) like two people dancing at a wedding. The guy just stood there, and the dancer just grinned against him. Most of the dancers did a quick walk around the room to ask if you want a dance, then they would go to the dancers room, or sit with the regulars. I think to have any fun here you need to be a regular. Drinks were the ave price. I just had a couple of beers, no mixed drinks and moved on. I doubt I'll go back (not because it sucked, it wasn't a bad time), but because California laws for strip clubs suck.

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