Finally here at Hong Kong!!!
And I see what all you guys rant and rave about. But I think a point that should be made is: have your first arriba experience be with a chica that understands and speaks decent English. Yall know me, Mr. big ass big tits lover and like you guys say (and complain) about, there's no shortage of that. However my first experience was quite awkward since she spoke not a lick of English and my Spanish is from high school over 20 years ago so garbage. I mean, the deed was done and it was wonderful, but could've been even better if we could communicate with each other afterwards. But there is no shortage of my type and this place blows away any US strip club but it's unfair to compare.
You guys got anymore tips for me? I'm kinda learning on the fly here, despite reading damn near a year's worth of reviews. It is sensory overload though and like y'all said, you won't give a shit about any Thursday night football when there are SO MANY fine girls shaking their asses around. It's Thursday night and this place is packed. Makes me think a Saturday night would be almost unbearably crowded.
It's funny though, the chica knew how to work the lights in my room better than I did. I had to have her take the lead in setting the mood.
One arrive down, hopefully a lot more to go!
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last commentOne tip bc TFP you've always been cool with me whether we agree or disagree. These ladies are there for paper so don't be afraid to ask them what you want. Last time I was in Tj I had a buddy who busted a nut walk around and ask which one can suck for 20 minutes straight, and instead of laughs he got showed all their techniques. So don't be scared to ask for exactly what you want. Enjoy and be safe my brotha.
Congrats.
Is it possible to put every post that mentions Hong Kong on ignore???
Tip?
Sure - don't wear a "Making America Great Again" Trump hat.
When you think you've seen em all......more big tit fake ass chicks walk in. Shit's insane!!!!!
Jealous
Nigga you should be! I've been missing this shit all my 40 years??!! Shit's crazy!!! Like I said, a comparison to US strip clubs is not fair!
@TFP here's to you...
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Say hi to Tijuana Tim for me.
"'I've been missing this shit all my 40 years??!"
Well then, are you ready to move to San Diego now? Like I did.
my spanish is practically non existent... hopefully someday it will click on my brain... definitely having the gift of speaking spanish well greatly adds to the quality of the experience...
DC: Maybe it's just my taste, but most or the big tits, fake ass girls speak minimal English. Shit sucks! Still, you'll find ones willing to do whatever it takes, you just gotta motion out what you want. I've found two to do that so far. That's the best. I've yet to get a girl with my body preference that speaks good English. Got a couple Todo la noches lined up and it's hard to pick between those two because they're both willing to do all types of weirdo shit. But it'd be nice to be able to communicate with these chicks.
Now I see why all these HK regulars wanna learn Spanish.
Stay in the states if you want them to speak English , Tijuana aint no Gringo land
Google translate works wonders
Moans are universal.
Congrats TFP, Just take it all in. In no time, you will be making your second, third, fourth etc plans to return to paradise!!!
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@nemesisk7 the hell it isn't it hk caters to gringos you just need google translate sometimes
@ flagoneer you just grumpy all the time no fruit cup for you today!
@bigroy+100000000
Have fun. Don't get shitfaced.
Its all about the ficha and the front room make out sessions and slowly move to arriba then you will have gfe and chicas texting you for weeks after!
And its only unfair to compare u.s clubs to hk because our laws and politicians are garbage!
Don’t forget the street tacos! (You need your energy, lol)
Exit out the main entrance, go left to street corner, turn left and it’s right there
@math14 best tacos i have ever had
Dc9428 yes the other clubs and sg get most of the locals
Damn, I guess wrong by taking 5 years of French. It shouldn't be too hard to learn some conversational Spanish if I hit up some of the Latino neighborhoods.
Ficha is the $9 drink you buy for the chicas to sit and talk (ie you grope the shit out of them at a table and either discuss what you're looking for upstairs or talk about whatever else you can manage).
Arriba is when you take the girl upstairs to the hotel (arriba = above).
And for all the shit I talk about SJG and his front room make out sessions, he is correct when it comes to your experience upstairs in relation to this. The girls who initiated or were receptive to DFK while having a ficha provided a much better experience upstairs. If you can get a DFK session going in the club you are in for a great time upstairs. And Todo la noche is quite easy to get.
Still, you can't compare this place to strip clubs in the US. Even the famous Pompano Beach Diamond Dolls and Follies in Atlanta operate under different laws and rules. So you can expect FS there but you can't expect to get front room make out sessions with the same frequency that you get it here in Mexico. And that won't change until the laws in the US do.
Man this place is addicting! I'm supposed to be leaving now and returning later. Instead I find myself just doing laps and checking out all the fine chicas. For all you natural body lovers, it seems the time to really get those types is in the morning and afternoon. I'm looking for my type (plenty of surgery for both ass and tits) and I haven't seen much. Way different from last night, where it looked like all the plastic surgeons unleashed their work at the same time for all the men to enjoy.
Now I see why Warrior15 did a review on this place as a standalone strip club. Because even without arriba, the SC experience here is WAY better than any in the US. It helps that drinks and all that stuff is dirt cheap. But overall, the club is just really well done. They utilize the space with the different levels really well, the lighting and music is also well done, and it puts you in a great mood from the moment you walk in. No complaints here, besides the language barrier with some of the chicks. But once again, not really fair for me to complain about that.
This post makes HK sound like a SC/brothel I went to in Puerto Rico back around 1989.
@ flagoneer i was 15 lol
Just say to the next hot girl you want to spend time with.... Quieres probar tus dulces labios. Works great everytime.
It's Honk Konk, dumbass. This whole discussion is a microagression.
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Hk chicas love to here eres tan hermosa
" Yall know me, Mr. big ass big tits lover and like you guys say (and complain) about, there's no shortage of that."
YES!!!! *** does a backlfip ***
My Spanish isn’t fantastic but it’s getting much better. In the club though I still use google translate a lot because it’s so damn hard to hear. It’s a lot easier to type it and let them read it.
TFP I spent all night reading reviews of your Burlington, New Jersey SC visit....that place sounds absolutely amazing. I have visited HK and it was great but I need to do a better job at negotiating. I would love to get some feedback from you. The problem is I don't settle for anything less than what I want.
Should it be "quiero"?