What should you do if a stripper is screaming and bleeding in your hotel room?

8 comments

• wiffle shwaffle

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  6 years ago

  Omfgggg lmao
  
  I thought this was going to end up being an Aunt Flow joke.
  
  Although I don't comment daily, I stop by daily for your stripper jokes. Thank you for the daily entertainment.
• two_bits

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  6 years ago

  Listen to Family_Man, guys, he has a lot of experience with these kind of situations - like when his "date" is shooting up in the bathroom but can't find a vein.
• blahblahblah23

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  6 years ago

  God damn O_O
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  @Jackslash your disclaimer is funnier than that tired old joke ;)
• 4got2wipe

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  6 years ago

  Brilliant point twentyfive. I know that this is just dark humor but the jokes that go over the line to actual bodily harm become a bit disturbing. No disrespect!
  
  Disclaimer is funny though.
• flagooner

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  6 years ago

  Q. What should you do if a Dachshund is yelping and bleeding in your hotel room?
  
  A. Shoot it again.
  
  
  NOTICE: NO UGLY DOGS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
• Dominic77

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  6 years ago

  LMAO
• twentyfive

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  6 years ago

  @4got nah his joke was fine it was just me needling jack a bit. ;)