Q. What should you do if a stripper is screaming and bleeding in your hotel room?
A. Shoot her again.
NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
What should you do if a stripper is screaming and bleeding in your hotel room?
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last commentOmfgggg lmao
I thought this was going to end up being an Aunt Flow joke.
Although I don't comment daily, I stop by daily for your stripper jokes. Thank you for the daily entertainment.
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Listen to Family_Man, guys, he has a lot of experience with these kind of situations - like when his "date" is shooting up in the bathroom but can't find a vein.
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God damn O_O
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@Jackslash your disclaimer is funnier than that tired old joke ;)
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Brilliant point twentyfive. I know that this is just dark humor but the jokes that go over the line to actual bodily harm become a bit disturbing. No disrespect!
Disclaimer is funny though.
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Q. What should you do if a Dachshund is yelping and bleeding in your hotel room?
A. Shoot it again.
NOTICE: NO UGLY DOGS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.
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LMAO
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@4got nah his joke was fine it was just me needling jack a bit. ;)
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