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What should you do if a stripper is screaming and bleeding in your hotel room?

Sep 11, 2018, 2:02 AM
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jackslash
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Q. What should you do if a stripper is screaming and bleeding in your hotel room?

A. Shoot her again.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

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wiffle shwaffle

Omfgggg lmao

I thought this was going to end up being an Aunt Flow joke.

Although I don't comment daily, I stop by daily for your stripper jokes. Thank you for the daily entertainment.

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two_bits

Listen to Family_Man, guys, he has a lot of experience with these kind of situations - like when his "date" is shooting up in the bathroom but can't find a vein.

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blahblahblah23

God damn O_O

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twentyfive

@Jackslash your disclaimer is funnier than that tired old joke ;)

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4got2wipe

Brilliant point twentyfive. I know that this is just dark humor but the jokes that go over the line to actual bodily harm become a bit disturbing. No disrespect!

Disclaimer is funny though.

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flagooner

Q. What should you do if a Dachshund is yelping and bleeding in your hotel room?

A. Shoot it again.

NOTICE: NO UGLY DOGS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

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Dominic77

LMAO

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twentyfive

@4got nah his joke was fine it was just me needling jack a bit. ;)

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