What should you do if a stripper is screaming and bleeding in your hotel room?

Omfgggg lmao

I thought this was going to end up being an Aunt Flow joke.

Although I don't comment daily, I stop by daily for your stripper jokes. Thank you for the daily entertainment.

Listen to Family_Man, guys, he has a lot of experience with these kind of situations - like when his "date" is shooting up in the bathroom but can't find a vein.

God damn O_O

@Jackslash your disclaimer is funnier than that tired old joke ;)

Brilliant point twentyfive. I know that this is just dark humor but the jokes that go over the line to actual bodily harm become a bit disturbing. No disrespect!

Disclaimer is funny though.

Q. What should you do if a Dachshund is yelping and bleeding in your hotel room?

A. Shoot it again.


NOTICE: NO UGLY DOGS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

LMAO

@4got nah his joke was fine it was just me needling jack a bit. ;)