Ten in the Wild

They never tell you what you need to know.

9/11/2018 1:45:56 PM

Today I saw a 10 today in the wild. It’s been years since I’ve seen on in their natural environment. Unless this girl had some fugly toes, or blue waffle, there was nothing that wasn’t perfection on this girl. She was probably between the age of 19-22. She was so hot:

JS69 would go bankrupt over her and she wasn’t even a redhead.

Juice would even share his secret on how to get past level 5 on Super Mario Bros. with her.

Flagooner would give up his fruit cups for life if she’d come play Rummy with him at the resthome.

4got saw her and he’s no longer gay.

SJG saw her and got so excited he hijacked a semi truck full of duct tape.

LDK82 saw her and he said he’d even spend enough to cover 4 full lapdances if she’d agree to give him some.

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flagooner

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6 years ago

What is all this shit about fruit cups????

So what if I like diced peaches, pears, and pineapples. I never should have told any of y'all about why I leave the club early. Now you just give me shit about it.

I swear, if one more person teases me about fruit cups I'm going to stop visiting the board.

Y'all are just a bunch of bullies! Fuck all of you!

nicespice

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6 years ago

Scrotum.

twentyfive

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6 years ago

That's self righteousness flag, you tell em all ;)

skibum609

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6 years ago

Dole fruit cup in the backpack for hiking, but never skiing.