What's the difference between a Maserati and a dead stripper?

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
Q. What's the difference between a Maserati and a dead stripper?

A. I don't have a Maserati in my garage.


NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

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ppwh
6 years ago
Was it a Porsche?
two_bits
6 years ago
Dead stripper? Have the police checked for Nina's fingerprints on the murder weapon?
4got2wipe
6 years ago
Q. What the difference between a good dog and the best dog in the world?

A. Many dogs are good dogs because dogs are just good, but the best dog in the world has to be a dachshund because dachshunds are truly great dogs!

NOTICE: NO DOGS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS JOKE BUT THE JOKE MAY ELICIT EXTREME DACHSHUND JEALOUSY FROM CERTAIN OTHER DOGS, LIKE BERNESE MOUNTAIN DOGS!!!
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