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What's the difference between a Maserati and a dead stripper?

jackslash
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Detroit strip clubs

7 yrs ago · 1 min read

Q. What's the difference between a Maserati and a dead stripper?

A. I don't have a Maserati in my garage.

NOTICE: NO STRIPPERS WERE HARMED IN MAKING THIS JOKE.

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ppwh

Was it a Porsche?

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two_bits

Dead stripper? Have the police checked for Nina's fingerprints on the murder weapon?

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4got2wipe

Q. What the difference between a good dog and the best dog in the world?

A. Many dogs are good dogs because dogs are just good, but the best dog in the world has to be a dachshund because dachshunds are truly great dogs!

NOTICE: NO DOGS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS JOKE BUT THE JOKE MAY ELICIT EXTREME DACHSHUND JEALOUSY FROM CERTAIN OTHER DOGS, LIKE BERNESE MOUNTAIN DOGS!!!

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