Ahem... I got married

GACA
Un-retired: Met my ATF. Married her. Divorcing her.
Yes Shailynn with the girl that moved in.

So I'm not going to be nearly as active and may infact just lurk away like I've been doing the last few weeks and days.

Anyways thanks TUSCLers. The last four years have been the best fun. I got to nail a lotta strippers couldn't have done it without you.

Not sure what the over/under is going to be in this one, but I'm sure y'all will be taking bets :)

40 comments

  • two_bits
    6 years ago
    Wait, you married Shailynn??

    Congrats, I guess.
  • shadowcat
    6 years ago
    The 3 rings of marriage.
    1) The engagement ring
    2) The wedding ring
    3) The suffer ring

    Good luck.
  • gammanu95
    6 years ago
    One vagina for the rest of your life. Way to think things through.
  • ime
    6 years ago
    Congrats
  • GACA
    6 years ago
    Ha. I'm going to use that one @Shadow
  • Dominic77
    6 years ago
    Great! There's some really good aspects to married life. (Or just relationships with civvie women.) Sure you give up strip clubs for a while but it's worth it when the good out weighs the bad. You get out of it what you put into it. The constant companionship and admiration of a woman cannot be understated.

    Congratulations! :-)

    ^^^ that's both a smiley face and an anchor. ;)
  • ppwh
    6 years ago
    Congrats, man!
  • crazyjoe
    6 years ago
    Congrats! Trish may not be too happy
  • skibum609
    6 years ago
    Congratulations. Life will be better, as evidenced by the jealousy here.
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    Well good luck I guess !
  • JohnSmith69
    6 years ago
    Best of luck. We will all still be here when you come back.
  • shailynn
    6 years ago
    Congrats!
  • ATACdawg
    6 years ago
    Don't forget the fourth ring! The one through your nose ;-) Seriously, welcome to the club. All the best, GACA.
  • ATACdawg
    6 years ago
    Hey, did we all miss our wedding invitations? Why wouldn't you want us there? Oh, never mind.......
  • Icey
    6 years ago
    Congratulations!
  • nicespice
    6 years ago
    So no more Juice adventures!

    Congrats
  • GACA
    6 years ago
    ^^^ Juice Adventures no more. So let it be written so let it he done :(

    But I was already sick of him anyways :)

    J/k juice my dawg
  • bubba267
    6 years ago
    Congratulations.
  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    6 years ago
    Many congratulations!
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    I actually saw his lady and she is on fire
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    Best of luck mane
  • doctorevil
    6 years ago
    Congrats. I guess this means you won’t be at Juice’s birthday party at the Treasure Club in Nov?
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    Congrats?
  • jackslash
    6 years ago
    Congratulations.
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    Gotta ask - is she a dancer?
  • trickystick
    6 years ago
    Congrats, GACA. Even if it lasts, you'll be back.
  • Lone_Wolf
    6 years ago
    Congrats? I don't understand the purpose of marriage anymore except that enables someone to take half your shit at will and brings the government in your life to control you. Weddings are fun though.
  • ppwh
    6 years ago
    > Congrats? I don't understand the purpose of marriage anymore except that enables someone to take half your shit at will and brings the government in your life to control you.

    The romantic part is that he knows that and he's marrying her anyway
  • Subraman
    6 years ago
    Congrats bro
  • GACA
    6 years ago
    Ya I met her at the club...

    https://www.tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=…

  • TFP
    6 years ago
    Looking back at that old thread, seems you didn't take your own advice (dont get caught up). Or at least that's what I thought you meant by caught up.
  • GACA
    6 years ago
    No TFP, I didn't take my own advice because I'm way smarter than that :)
  • crazyjoe
    6 years ago
    @ GACA is your avitar a pic of your wedding?
  • RandomMember
    6 years ago
    Congrats GACA on tying the knot. Hopefully it's just a knot and not a noose. You should enlist @Dougster as best man to give a tearful and emotional speech at the wedding.
  • Papi_Chulo
    6 years ago
    Yeah, you should've invited Dougster, RickDugan, crazyjoe, and SJG, to add some sizzle to the reception.
  • Jascoi
    6 years ago
    happy times sir.
  • san_jose_guy
    6 years ago
    GACA, your a great poster and I know you are a really good guy, and I wish you the best.

    Couple years back, on a Sunday, a dancer came into the Sunnyvale Brass Rail and announced that she was getting married. I listened to what she said, but I withheld any comments at that time.

    SJG

    The Jeff Healey Band - While My Guitar Gently Weeps (live) anyone know who the black girl is?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCaL_v2E…
  • rh48hr
    6 years ago
    If you're happy, that's great. Congrats. I will never go that route again myself, but I'll never hate on someone if they've found happiness.Good Luck!
  • Cashman1234
    6 years ago
    Congrats! I wish you the best. That’s great news!
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    In four years you learned how to fuck and marry a stripper lol

    Thank you tuscl !!!
You must be a member to leave a comment.Join Now
Got something to say?
Start your own discussion