Limerick

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
There once was a man named Sweeney.
Who spilled some gin on his weenie.
That being uncouth,
He added vermouth,
So his stripper could sip a martini.

5 comments

  • Jascoi
    •
    6 years ago
    cute.
  • minnow
    •
    6 years ago
    Shaken, not stirred........
  • Huntsman
    •
    6 years ago
    Sounds reasonable.
  • nicespice
    •
    6 years ago
    That’s pretty funny.
  • flagooner
    •
    6 years ago
    I'd prefer slurp to sip.
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