Fruit Cakes

Itsmytime
I’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
Eat or Re-gift?

I never bought one, never eaten one or gifted one. Just sits there for a few weeks and then goes in the trash.

Who’s the fruitcake around here?

7 comments

  • Call.Me.Ishmael
    6 years ago
    This thread should stay on the rails for mere moments.
  • shailynn
    6 years ago
    Juice says he likes to soak his fruitcake with a can of Four Loko Tropical Punch for about 24 hours and then eat it. I personally like to soak mine in bourbon, and JS69 injects THC liquid into his. Flagooner can't eat it because of the walnuts and they fuck up his dentures at the home, that's why he sticks to fruit cups.
  • pistola
    6 years ago
    You should defriend who is ever buying you a fruitcake in 2018 and never post a fucktwat thread again.

    Or maybe you should delete them if your myspace page....
  • ATACdawg
    6 years ago
    Claxton Fruitcake is an experience everyone should have

    It is truly excellent and I wish I could still eat it. :-(
  • JuiceBox69
    6 years ago
    I actually like eating fruit cake
  • twentyfive
    6 years ago
    ^You like eating pie nobody actually eats fruitcake. ;)
  • flagooner
    6 years ago
    Fruit cakes? Damn I thought it said fruit cups.
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