Fruit Cakes

This thread should stay on the rails for mere moments.

Juice says he likes to soak his fruitcake with a can of Four Loko Tropical Punch for about 24 hours and then eat it. I personally like to soak mine in bourbon, and JS69 injects THC liquid into his. Flagooner can't eat it because of the walnuts and they fuck up his dentures at the home, that's why he sticks to fruit cups.

You should defriend who is ever buying you a fruitcake in 2018 and never post a fucktwat thread again.

Or maybe you should delete them if your myspace page....

Claxton Fruitcake is an experience everyone should have

It is truly excellent and I wish I could still eat it. :-(

I actually like eating fruit cake

^You like eating pie nobody actually eats fruitcake. ;)

Fruit cakes? Damn I thought it said fruit cups.