What do you do when a stripper says “ I don’t do this with anyone else”
WavvyCain
Degenerate gambler and virgin
Now normally I think the line is bs, but after clubbing so long and now I’m 28, some shit I believe. Like I feel certain dancers can have different connections with certain guys, esp if you have a great personality, treat her right, and are attractive to her. What do you OG’s think?
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Don’t do this with everyone, I’d take the compliment but could be true
1) She is lying and she does this with everyone.
2) She is telling the truth and it means you are the only one that has been willing to meet her GPS price.
And you do all of this not because you really believe her, but because if she is saying all of this then it is important to her that she thinks that you do. I've had countless strippers say this over the years and it's always the same - they relax much more and give a much better experience when they believe that you view them in a certain way. Not every stripper is a high volume Detroit/Miami/COI girl.
"Of course you don't. I'm the only one here."
Unless it involves fucking her for free, it's still transactional even if she's letting you do a bit more than most guys
I agreed with your post up to this. It is different because what she is selling is herself. Some of these girls need to think that you believe that they don't do this normally. It is a small price to pay to play along.
I take "I only do this with you" on the same level when I answer "no" when she asks if do what I do with her w/ any other dancer ("who me - no way").
Just take it as part of the background radiation or if they pressuring you for money tell them “fuck off.” Or “sorry I am dead ass broke.” Or “I am in survival mode and can’t meet until covid over.”
As others have said, its not because I believe it, but mostly because its not worth disputing. If I know for a fact she's lying, I knew that before she opened her mouth. I don't need her to know I know, so if she wants me to believe it I'll play along. There are rare occasions where I believe it. But even then, I'm not sure it matters.
1) she's legitimately telling the truth, and trying to justify to herself why she's breaking her own rules.
2) she doesn't want you to think of her in that way.
3) it makes you feel special, and as a result, you'll tip her more for the extras you're getting from her.
Wait... I’m a rick and that makes girls want to do all sorts of crazy shit they wouldn’t normally do. I mean really, the vulture, the dugan, the shark, and I were at this club and we did all sorts of unspeakable shit with this girl. Ever heard of Japanese rain goggles? Well, we got four-way rick-style rain goggles. Even the frickin’ shark got ‘em!
Since you’re a normie she’s just lying to you to get extra money. ROAR!!!
Think of a stripper selling dances like a salesman selling cars - she doesn’t do it with other guys is like saying that car was driven by a little old lady only on Sunday’s.
Shirley Muldowney as the prior driver of a gently used car vs a stripper with jizz on her chin telling you she doesn’t do this with everyone!
First the dancer asks me, "do you just get dances, or are you looking for some fun" I of course answer fun, and she asks "what kind of fun," and I tell her, and she she replies"well normally I don't do that, but I haven't had any for a while, you can't tell anyone" I wasn't sure if she meant money, or since her last dance.
Then it comes up to price, and I quickly tell her the price I am willing to go for. After a bit of hem hawing on her part she finally agrees saying, "well, I normally don't go for less than $200, but its been slow all day, so we'll make it our little secret, but if anyone asks."
Then through the song, she keeps telling me to remember this is a secret. Once we are done she then asks if I'll see her again. I tell her yes, and she tells me all about how much more fun we will have the next time and again she reminds me this is our little secret.
Throughout our time, I laughed internally about the many reviews that mentioned how good she was, and her typical prices.
So yeah, don't believe a word they say about how "special" your dance may be.
I assume she means in the last 15-minutes
They tend to say something like “you cunt, why did you kick me in the nuts!?”
I often ask strippers about the most unusual requests that they get from customers. Asking to get kicked in the balls is No. 1 by far.
Asking for a friend...
The first girl that ever said this to me was blowing raspberries between my legs. And every dancer after that who's said that to me would be trying to strip me down to some degree.
I'm so flattered I could pop all of their female custy virginities.
1. Yeah right
2. things are about to get good