Millstream Inn
5310 Dogwood Rd Baltimore, MD 21207

Would you be my neighbor?

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Roadworrier
Jun 21, 2020, 8:31 PM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Saturday Evening

TL: DR, the basic scoop:

GOOD: Atmosphere, service, friendliness, safe parking, good drinks and good (if a little salty) food, and attitude-free girls of different shapes, sizes and colors. The clientele was also very mixed, my guess is average age was about 50-55.

NOT SO GOOD: Still better if you are a regular, hard to get attention otherwise unless the girl herself is new. Can't spend too much time hanging out next to the stage while the girl is dancing, once it's past 8 pm the songs go back to 2 minute snippets (songs are only full length when they have to completely clean the poles between dances), expensive rooms with no extras thanks to cameras, YMMV depending on the girl. One gave a lackluster 15 min performance, one basically kept a nice grind and rhythm the entire 15 min, and the other was friendly but somewhat in-between.

THE FULL STORY: Baltimore County's favorite backwater neighborhood strip club has emerged from the deep lockdown intact. Who would have thought they'd be open and most of the South Florida clubs would still be closed?? It had been almost exactly a year since my last visit, and Millstream felt at once completely familiar but not quite like home. In the ensuing year, I've been frequenting said South Florida clubs as well as Tampa, Orlando, Cocoa and Jacksonville clubs. I was doing it right up till COVID swallowed us whole and my travels stopped.

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