Just got my 10 panel STD results back

Let me guess - you failed the dreaded smallcox test

yeah scored <2.99" :(

No, it's that damn HSV-1

forgot less than sign cuts post early lol.

No it was that damn HSV-1

Are you sure it wasn’t penile leprosy?

Not sure that test was $19.99 extra

You’re a good ape Sancho! With an answer like that I’m sure you’re resistant to penile leprosy.

Are you sure you aren’t a long lost rick?

Wouldn’t 10/10 negative be a perfect score? Or do they grade results on a curve....

I joke because 67-80% of adults have HSV-1 but it’s one of the 10 tests for some reason