Heading to vegas
Ok so you guys and gals helped me out on my trip to new orleans. So why not for a trip to vegas. While i am going to vegas to elope, will gamble and go to a strip club or should we just drive to a brothel for better high mileage fun. Dont need full service but high mileage for us would be nice. Which strip clubs are open and worth the time. Wont be going till end of july.
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I'd still like to visit at least once.
I hate to say it, but I wouldn’t travel here. Thank you Covid and newly elected governor “Shitstack”
Speaking of the brothels, I remember tears ago there was a reality series about one of the brothels and I remember thinking there was no way I was going to pay the exhorbant prices for those girls.
As some Vegas TUSCLers have mentioned in other discussions there is plenty of fun for a decent price but you need to know where to look because the obvious spots are definitely tourist traps.
While you are at the bar, you will see a far better selection than the greeting girls who are never busy. Also, never order off the menu they show you. Bargain. They will bitch about it but you will get a more normal price.
It was probably "Cathouse" - I think it was on HBO and it was about the Moonlight Bunny Ranch owned by Dennis Hof.
The Cosmopolitan, about a year or two ago, was where I saw a lot of these ladies sitting at the bar. The good ones tip the bartenders so they don't get run out by security. I even had one trying to sell me by saying to the bartender. "tell him I'm good".
I've also seen them around the Tropicana. If you have any radar they are easy to spot. If you hang by yourself for a while, they will come up to you and be the friendliest girl you've ever met in Vegas.
Don't use any of those damn flyers you get on the street. An escort review site that was shutdown in the US came back on a few months ago. It might be worth the investment to become a member and read reviews. You will also see pricing.
Just remember. Everyone in Vegas is looking for the easiest way to separate you from your money. If you go in aware of this, you can still have fun but always keep your radar on for a ripoff.
If you're trying to win the title of most irritable motherfucker on these forums then congratulations, you've already won by a landslide. Now please calm the fuck down. You'd think a dude that gets laid as much as you claim to would be more easygoing.
As for the OP who knows what the situation will be when you touch down at McCarran. I hope you do share what your experience was so I can see if I was smart to cancel my yearly Vegas trip or if I missed out. I've been going at the same time every year since 2012 and this will be the first year I haven't gone and it's all due to this fucking pandemic.
Yes, @desertscrub is one cranky bastard who you would think would be more relaxed considering the amount of raíl he claims to be hitting.
However, I take responsibility for his assholiness towards @papi_chulo because of my typo "tears" when it should have been "years".
@papi_chulo it was "Cathouse" and I thought it was a lousy portrayal of the brothel, I would never want to visit even if they paid me to go.