Why do men hate their birthdays?

6/26/2020 10:08:00 AM

Q. Why do men hate their birthdays?

A. We're tired of getting ties and sweaters from women who expect diamonds and cruises from us.

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Jascoi

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4 years ago

That’s one reason why I’m divorced.

Cashman1234

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4 years ago

A cruise isn’t a bad idea to end a relationship now! She can set sail from Port Elizabeth - and she should arrive home sometime in 2021...

gSteph

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4 years ago

Hate my birthday? Nah, I'll be bummed when the next one is cancelled.

Warrior15

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4 years ago

I thought that was the one day we get blowjobs from our wives.

skibum609

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4 years ago

My 60th birthday was one of my top 5 days lifetime. Love my birthday and try to always get myself a great gift. I turned 40 in 1997 and my self-gift was 1998 off from work.

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