Q. Why do men hate their birthdays?
A. We're tired of getting ties and sweaters from women who expect diamonds and cruises from us.
Q. Why do men hate their birthdays?
A. We're tired of getting ties and sweaters from women who expect diamonds and cruises from us.
A cruise isn’t a bad idea to end a relationship now! She can set sail from Port Elizabeth - and she should arrive home sometime in 2021...
Hate my birthday? Nah, I'll be bummed when the next one is cancelled.
I thought that was the one day we get blowjobs from our wives.
My 60th birthday was one of my top 5 days lifetime. Love my birthday and try to always get myself a great gift. I turned 40 in 1997 and my self-gift was 1998 off from work.
That’s one reason why I’m divorced.