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Why do men hate their birthdays?

Jun 26, 2020, 10:08 AM
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jackslash
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Q. Why do men hate their birthdays?

A. We're tired of getting ties and sweaters from women who expect diamonds and cruises from us.

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Jascoi

That’s one reason why I’m divorced.

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Cashman1234

A cruise isn’t a bad idea to end a relationship now! She can set sail from Port Elizabeth - and she should arrive home sometime in 2021...

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gSteph

Hate my birthday? Nah, I'll be bummed when the next one is cancelled.

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Warrior15

I thought that was the one day we get blowjobs from our wives.

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skibum609

My 60th birthday was one of my top 5 days lifetime. Love my birthday and try to always get myself a great gift. I turned 40 in 1997 and my self-gift was 1998 off from work.

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