Q. Why do men hate their birthdays?
A. We're tired of getting ties and sweaters from women who expect diamonds and cruises from us.
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Q. Why do men hate their birthdays?
A. We're tired of getting ties and sweaters from women who expect diamonds and cruises from us.
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That’s one reason why I’m divorced.
A cruise isn’t a bad idea to end a relationship now! She can set sail from Port Elizabeth - and she should arrive home sometime in 2021...
Hate my birthday? Nah, I'll be bummed when the next one is cancelled.
I thought that was the one day we get blowjobs from our wives.
My 60th birthday was one of my top 5 days lifetime. Love my birthday and try to always get myself a great gift. I turned 40 in 1997 and my self-gift was 1998 off from work.
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