Articles - 2016

Raised in a religious, well at least pseudo religious household. Taught that Eve coming from Adam's rib as a gift from God was a testament on how we should adore and protect the opposite sex. Furthermore, examples of whores turned saints only fortified this belief of the innate sanctity of a woman's soul, it was to be held in high…

Ok, so I'm realizing there are two types of people in the USA; beggars and choosers I'm a beggar at the moment. I have to woo chicks. I have to negotiate price. Often times I have to take a huge loss, and because what? Economics is about scarcity, supply and demand. But I'm sure there is no short supply…

When in Baltimore, you have 2 truly unique options on where to go. The 2 Gentlemens Clubs in the area are Scores and The Hustler. Scores will have the best quality by far.There are some truly real stunning girls. You will frequently find a 10. You will pay a premium for her time and attention. The "hustle" at Scores…

I am a new upcoming dancer in the NYC/NJ area. After doing all the research possible and buying shoes and clothes, I decided to finally go and try out. I wanted to go to New York Dolls. I hopped on the bus then subway. I went in during the day for an audition around 1pm. The club…

Sunday I'm having a pleasant dream for just a minute, and wake up suddenly. I am alive. 6 people are gathered around my bed. "What is your name" one asks. "John Doe" "Where are you?" "Evanston, IL." "What year is it?" "2016". "How do you feel? Any headache?" "I feel really good. Can I go home?" Laughter. "You will, soon." We got the tumor and your pituitary should recover…

THE WRONG WAY TO SEPARATE A DANCER FROM HER REGULAR. It was recently suggested on a board at another site that if the stripper you want to spend time with is being monopolized by a regular, then it would be perfectly okay to walk up to them, politely interrupt their conversation, and let the dancer know that you’d like a dance…

I am very active on TUSCL via the discussion-board and writing-reviews thus I often get PMs asking me about Miami/South-Florida (SoFla) club info. I am writing this article so I can just point people to it or other TUSCLers can point PLs to it wanting SoFla club info – there are probably 50+ clubs in SoFla so obviously it's counter-productive to…

I'm not politically correct. I'm not a dick, but I'm not politically correct. I know what I know, I try and be a good guy, but in the end, I know what I know. Strippers seem to be like stray cats to me. Let me rephrase that, the strippers I've had contact with outside the club seem to…

This story takes place in downtown Louisville, Kentucky one weekend in May. No shit. There I was, first time visiting the Ft. Knox area. Four of my coworkers and myself are there for the weekend to attend training for our company. We all thought it was going to be a boring, do nothing weekend. So we decide to go out…

What do I need to audition? You need your ID, makeup, and few outfits (usually bra, thong and boy short type panties or shorts). You may need pasties depending on where the strip club is. Have a few songs in mind that you feel comfortable stripping to. How do I make it though the audition? Just do it. Each answer is different…

One issue I've started encountering more and more now that I'm travel dancing is strip club weirdos. Guys with weird fetishes and/or behaviors that for whatever reason come to the strip club instead of finding a streetwalker. Here's a list of just some of the weird things I've encountered: 1. Guys who flat out ask for sex - I don't give…

For those interested in crossing from Mexico back into the United States quickly, every time, day or night, regardless of the length of the "regular line", I have provided details below. The line I use to get back across the border in 30-60 seconds is called the SENTRI line. It is on the far right of the big line,…

Rule #1: Every dancer has her own limits and those limits may be different for different customers. Some will do all, some will do some, some will do none, but no one is doing just you! Rule #2: Dancers don't necessarily keep a regular schedule. Rule #3: The real world stops and the fantasy world begins when you walk through the door.…

About 3 years ago one of my favorite strip clubs (Cadillac Lounge in Providence, Rhode Island) began scanning every patron's drivers license. It doesn't matter how old you are or look, they demand to see your ID at the front door and then without your consent insert it into a device that looks like a credit card reader. This thing…

I was at a club recently where they were celebrating their One Millionth customer through the door. As a math nerd this got me thinking... Let us assume that the One Millionth customer thing isn't a load of SS in the first place. Based on what the DJ was saying, the club has been open for approx. 18 years. 18 years x…

I know the authenticity of most of what is written on this site is always questioned, as it should be. However, I hope that from my previous articles, you can see that I do the best I can about being honest on this site. It took me about 6 visits to get to the point where OTC was an option…

So as my journey continues in this stripping "career"(see previous article), I decided to try for this go-go club in Paterson, NJ. I got in contact with the owner and he said I could come in that very night. I already had my dancewear, hair, and make-up ready of course. I was very nervous initially as I pulled up to…

Today something magical happened. I made out with a USA stripper. Regular and DFK kissing. 3 philosophical questions should be considered when reading this post. Was it just luck? A statistical guarantee I'll find a dirty stripper I like after many many SC visits? or "the system" works, even on the first try? This visit to the SC is the first…

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I will break up this article into 2-sections: I) Intro II) Club Descriptions The Intro section will be a general overview of the South Florida (SoFlo) black strip club scene along with the list of all the SoFlo black clubs that I am aware off. [I wrote a separate TUSCL article w.r.t the SoFlo mixed clubs] The Club Description section will have a brief description…

The strip club scene in Northeast Pennsylvania has been ever-changing in the past few years. Recently three clubs either opened up or changed hands. Teasers opened in the old G-10 location. The Diamond Club in Old Forge changed hands, as well as the club in Mayfield. Old Superdads is now Perfect 10. So that is three clubs. There are five…

Those of us old enough to have voted for Bush I, or maybe Clinton I probably recall a time when scouting out strip clubs was a random hit or miss proposition. There was no Tuscl (or else wasn't known to you yet, or were not so quick to jump on the PC bandwagon.) The few published guides out there were…

My first internet based guide to strip clubs was Z-bone, which I discovered in 2001. This was a timely discovery since I was making a lot of Los Angeles area business trips then. Zbone.com had been in operation since 1995. Original format would continue until 2011 when replaced by new format. I'll get to that later. Meanwhile, to get topical.. ZBONE I…

Strip club or regular dancefloor nightclub. Which is cheaper overall for pussy? Which is cheaper for a LD, LDK, and takeout? Techniques to learn from night club creep (AKA PL2). 1st chat up and buy drinks for the men that escorted the women to the night club 2nd chat up and buy drinks for the ugly lady friend of the hot chick, fiend…

The reason I'm posting this on here and NOT stripperweb (as i'm sure ya'll will tell me to do) is because I want the opinion of strip club patrons not other strippers. I want ya'll to tell me what you guys are thinking. What I want to know is, if you think a girl is gorgeous to the point you…

I am somewhat dating myself with this, but when I was in college in the 90s Chris Rock came out with a funny monologue about strippers that focused on the "fact" that there is, "NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM", at strip clubs no matter what the stripper says. And even though, "Everything written on this site should be considered…

OBVIOUSLY not speaking for all dancers. I just thought it'd be fun to share some of the thoughts that go through my head while I work. Enjoy! 1. Omg, I hope tonights a good night last night sucked. 2. Oh that guys sitting all by himself...he probably won't even like me, I'm gonna go smoke and if he's still there I'll try…

As some of you may know I recently had a tour of some of the clubs in the NRW (North Rhine Westphalia) region of Germany so here's an article on my findings. Firstly the clubs in this area differ a lot from those in the Frankfurt area, for the most part the clubs that are most popular have girls that walk…

Starting in December 2012, I made a foray into the world of sugar daddies and sugar babies, trying to determine whether a mutually beneficial sugar arrangement would be a better alternative to going to strip clubs several times per month. This article will focus on my findings and observations in the sugar bowl. I had paid memberships on Seeking Arrangement, Sugar…

This is from a well-traveled and well-clubbed veteran patron’s perspective. This is somewhat a response to the question, “She's Pretty, You Like Her, but Why Won't You Buy Dances From Her?” It is personal preference. When I buy dances my first choice is Asian (as long as there is some fitness present). My second choice is short (5'2" or shorter), small, Caucasians…

Ok so this is going to be for the extreme newbie gringo because well, that's what I am, I don't speak Spanish and I'm pretty much just a nerdy/hippy white guy. I heard that the sex tourism was pretty good in TJ and being in SD for awhile I figured WTH. My experience is only with HK but here are…

So once again, believe it or not, I am as honest as possible. There will be no in depth details about me having sex with a girl. So, if you're reading this hoping to get some type of pleasure from reading about another man having sex with a woman, stop reading now. This site has been really helpful for me and…

Visiting a club can be a wonderful or a horrible experience. There may be a few in-betweens that are neither great nor terrible, but generally I either have an experience that I would love to repeat or an experience that I would not wish on my worst enemy. The biggest influencer has to do with whether or not the dancer…

Back when I was a much younger man I first went to a strip club with some buddies of mine. We were in high school (I was 17) and was told of a little road house a few towns over that had strippers and that if you slipped the bouncer a $20 he would let under-agers in. Now,…

Having enjoyed TaraChristine's What Strippers Think article, she made me consider what's going through my mind while she has those profound thoughts. So with no further delay, here's what this one PL is thinking about in the stripclub. 1. Why do they scan IDs? Am I going to get some advertising in my mailbox now? Sure hope…

I initially debated writing this article figuring that someone with the wherewithal to support many club visits could also afford a set of wheels, and/or have enough horsepower in the company food chain to rate a company paid rental. I recognize that some downtown areas just aren't car parking friendly, and that getting a rental car would entail getting it…

I've been steady clubbing for almost two years. I average once or twice a week, can easily guess I've blown $25k in that short amount of time, so as far as hours put in I'm probably 7 years more than a casual goer. So many times here I've heard that the reason men go to strip clubs is to live…

Many TSUCLers have asked me questions about various strip clubs in the Atlanta area, and have responded with requested information. But it is time to put together a more thorough description and article of the the strip club scene in the greater Atlanta area. Unfortunately it is turning for the worse (with one notable exception). First some background…

After my most recent trip to the strip club I was reminiscing about dancers I’ve met in the past and how much fun we have had. There have been so many girls, hundreds, that I’ve interacted with and had lap dances from, some more memorable than others. Here are some of those I remember more than others. Some are named,…

When I first started dancing I was very nervous. My cousin bought me my 1st pair of heels and threw me into her club she worked at. No tips. So ima give a few away that I wish someone told me. My first dance was so stiff I started shaking like crazy, guys were looking at me as if I was…

For next 3 months I'll do a sweetard experiment and report results here (as a reply) When I feel like it - I'll go in a strip club as a generous and loaded guy - and - who is the not the sharpest tool in the shed. Sloppy with money. Gullible. But a gentleman. In one word - "sweetard". I'll be…

Just a little background first: I'm kind of new to the strip club scene. I've been going about once a month on average for about a year and a half now. When I go to a strip club, I go to have a couple beers, relax, and interact with some cute half naked dancers...nothing more.…

This is the first of a series of three articles on my checkered OTC career. I will show, warts and all, how I have advanced in the past two years from not even thinking about seeing strippers OTC to enjoying intimate overnight dates with three different dancers quite recently. Although I have been an avid strip club visitor for well…

We don't see it here on tuscl, since this is a strip club board, but most of us who have been on local monger boards know that it's a frequent occurrence that some escort or AMP guy will come onto the SC forum and talk about what idiots we are for liking strip clubs, what a bad deal it is,…

Ok..... so I know I'm going to have my skeptics but I'm going to share a 100% real experiences at a strip club in Seattle. First off let me tell you that I am married to a 6' tall drop dead gorgeous woman. Women mostly, will stop in their tracks when we are out on the town and say…

This is the second in a three-part series of articles on my checkered OTC career. In part 1 I described my unpromising OTC beginnings: two dinner-only dates with strippers and three dinner + BJ (or BJ + brunch) dates with one in particular. In this article I will describe an unbelievably bad first attempt at an overnight…

Back in the early 70's I worked with one. Nice guy, decent looking but not the sharpest tool in the box. Another coworker and myself decided it was time to get him laid. We all worked for the same airline at LAX. So one Saturday morning the 3 of us flew up to Reno. I was single but the other…

Having been to a number of clubs, I have observed many different styles and methods that strippers use to ask for dances. My personal favorite is the laid back conversational approach. Even if I am not blown away by a girl's looks at first, I will still consider getting a dance with her if she has this kind of vibe…

I've recently become single and I am trying to find a girlfriend. Despite going to events and dance clubs frequented by single women whenever I can; it hasn't been going well: I think the fact that I am over forty and have been hitting on women in their late 20's and early 30's might be one of the reasons :)…

I was working late Sunday night and had my iTunes playlist running. A song I hadn't heard in a long while, "Glory Box" by Portishead, came on. Suddenly, my life flashed back to that nude club in Anaheim, CA where I wasted a late afternoon one day in 1996, which is when I probably first heard…

Intro -----= This is the third and final installment in a three-part series of articles on my checkered OTC career. In part 1 I described my unpromising OTC beginnings: two dinner-only dates with strippers and three dinner + BJ (or BJ + brunch) dates with the first stripper to entertain me in a hotel room In part 2 I described an…

I wanted to write an RBD style manifesto akin to the System ....but alas I don't have the patience or wherewithal to sit at a keyboard typing in great detail the delicate intricacies of how to routinely bypass the "firewall" of the no touch policies of lame ass clubs that reside in pseudo judeo Christian counties upholding long dispelled myths.…

For as long as there have been establishments offering live nude girls, groups of men have found their way in. But what about the solo hound and the stigma of going to the strip club alone? If you're thinking about flying solo at the strip club and have never done so, you're in luck, because I often fly solo to…

This is a long ass post so I'll chop it up so that questions pertaining to specific sections won't get buried in unrelated comments. With the Mexican Peso taking repeated hits over the last year from declining oil prices and fears of a Trump presidency, a group of TUSCLers along with myself opted to test out the Dollar's spending power in…

I am continuing on with the in club experiences. In HK, most prices are set in US dollars and the house dictates an exchange rate for products on the menu. The house exchange rate when we visited was 16 Pesos to the dollar. You will not save that much money on beer, liquor, VIP, cigars, appetizers, or other…

Some final thoughts. I saw far fewer paraditas, beggars, and shoe polishers this trip out. It might be the time of year, it might be the weather, it might the thought of a Trump candidacy. Whatever the case, foot traffic around zona norte was definitely down from the last few visits. Hot girls can still be…

When I first started to write this piece, I intended it to be a guide as to how to get the most out of visiting a new or strange club for the first time when traveling. Then I realized it would probably have broader appeal to people visiting any club for the first time. So here goes. I hope it…

This is a review of the Fetish Affairs not-a-strip-club "BDSM/tickling/foot sucking party" in New York City. FA isn't a lapdance party like SVT, Lido, DH, and MN, but it reminds me of a lapdance party, so I'll compare FA to one. I went to Fetish Affairs. Everything Deman said in https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=20757#comment563038 is true. Since Deman is a single post TUSCL user,…

I have been lurking on the discussion board for some time. I don’t know if I’ll ever post there because of all the nonsense that goes on. However, I noticed one of the most popular subjects there is OTC. I understand why it’s such a popular subject: It’s the ultimate strip club experience—the fantasy of pretty…

I’m posting this so others, hopefully, can avoid the mistakes I made. I went to a club last month. It was a pretty slow night. One dancer came over and sat with me and we talked. We went to the back and did some dances…then she came over and sat with me and talked some more.…