Articles - October, 2016

This is the second in a three-part series of articles on my checkered OTC career. In part 1 I described my unpromising OTC beginnings: two dinner-only dates with strippers and three dinner + BJ (or BJ + brunch) dates with one in particular. In this article I will describe an unbelievably bad first attempt at an overnight…

Back in the early 70's I worked with one. Nice guy, decent looking but not the sharpest tool in the box. Another coworker and myself decided it was time to get him laid. We all worked for the same airline at LAX. So one Saturday morning the 3 of us flew up to Reno. I was single but the other…

Having been to a number of clubs, I have observed many different styles and methods that strippers use to ask for dances. My personal favorite is the laid back conversational approach. Even if I am not blown away by a girl's looks at first, I will still consider getting a dance with her if she has this kind of vibe…

I wanted to write an RBD style manifesto akin to the System ....but alas I don't have the patience or wherewithal to sit at a keyboard typing in great detail the delicate intricacies of how to routinely bypass the "firewall" of the no touch policies of lame ass clubs that reside in pseudo judeo Christian counties upholding long dispelled myths.…

Intro -----= This is the third and final installment in a three-part series of articles on my checkered OTC career. In part 1 I described my unpromising OTC beginnings: two dinner-only dates with strippers and three dinner + BJ (or BJ + brunch) dates with the first stripper to entertain me in a hotel room In part 2 I described an…

I was working late Sunday night and had my iTunes playlist running. A song I hadn't heard in a long while, "Glory Box" by Portishead, came on. Suddenly, my life flashed back to that nude club in Anaheim, CA where I wasted a late afternoon one day in 1996, which is when I probably first heard…

I've recently become single and I am trying to find a girlfriend. Despite going to events and dance clubs frequented by single women whenever I can; it hasn't been going well: I think the fact that I am over forty and have been hitting on women in their late 20's and early 30's might be one of the reasons :)…