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This is not intended as legal advice and should not be relied on in any situation: It would be very random and would vary based upon the department. If they don't have a search warrant, they can't just "break it down". Generally there is an alarm system of sorts that alerts the masseuse. Once a friend of mine was getting a very satisfying massage at a Asian parlor, and LEOs showed up. The masseuse noted the warning signal and quickly threw on a white "lab" coat, had him turn face down, and draped a towel over him. When the LEOs did come into his room, he just complained about his massage being interrupted and about how that "what was suppose to help relax his sore neck has become a lot less relaxing with you all walking around and asking questions." The LEOs left after about 15 minutes and he got back to his "massage". His "sore neck" was taken very good care of. The best thing to do is not discuss, just do. They know what the tip is for and what the expectations are - and if they don't deliver, never go back. But don't ask "how much for s-- or f-----g or b--- j--, etc. Prostitution involves paying for sex - and to pay for something you have to know the price. If you just tip for the time and enjoy whatever might follow as actions between two consenting adults - you should be good (but occasionally disappointed). I would much rather be stiffed out of a hundred or two instead of getting a criminal record, prostitution charges, and jail time. Once again, this is not intended as legal advice and should not be relied on in any situation. This also is not based upon any actual experiences and any characters referenced in the post should be considered fictional. Good luck out there and be safe. And an appropriate answer to ANY question a LEO asks is "my attorney has advised me not to answer any questions without legal council present, therefore I respectfully decline to answer that question." Be polite, be confident, be respectful, and don;t fucking say anything else.

Words of wisdom - "Enjoy and just don't be an ass".

"No longer worth it" - that is all anyone needs to know. Bravo in saying it better in four words than I did with 100.

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@DoctorDarby - My intention was to briefly discuss that we all have personal preferences, but the main goal was to discuss how that accompanying traits (cleanliness, smiling, etc) were still necessary to open my wallet. Apologize for any ambiguity but the focus of the article was intended to be on the traits that all the entertainers can master and not on my own personal preferences (and I do have quite a few "types" as we all will tend to). If the entertainers does all she can, it will maximize her ability to generate income even if she is not my type. Never heard a guy say he would rather have a girl with bad breath over one with fresh breath (though some might not care either way). BTW, many good points and additions from all the comments. Did not expect so many people to respond and respond positively to this. So thanks to all!