Articles - February, 2016

I'm not politically correct. I'm not a dick, but I'm not politically correct. I know what I know, I try and be a good guy, but in the end, I know what I know. Strippers seem to be like stray cats to me. Let me rephrase that, the strippers I've had contact with outside the club seem to…

This story takes place in downtown Louisville, Kentucky one weekend in May. No shit. There I was, first time visiting the Ft. Knox area. Four of my coworkers and myself are there for the weekend to attend training for our company. We all thought it was going to be a boring, do nothing weekend. So we decide to go out…

What do I need to audition? You need your ID, makeup, and few outfits (usually bra, thong and boy short type panties or shorts). You may need pasties depending on where the strip club is. Have a few songs in mind that you feel comfortable stripping to. How do I make it though the audition? Just do it. Each answer is different…

One issue I've started encountering more and more now that I'm travel dancing is strip club weirdos. Guys with weird fetishes and/or behaviors that for whatever reason come to the strip club instead of finding a streetwalker. Here's a list of just some of the weird things I've encountered: 1. Guys who flat out ask for sex - I don't give…

For those interested in crossing from Mexico back into the United States quickly, every time, day or night, regardless of the length of the "regular line", I have provided details below. The line I use to get back across the border in 30-60 seconds is called the SENTRI line. It is on the far right of the big line,…

Rule #1: Every dancer has her own limits and those limits may be different for different customers. Some will do all, some will do some, some will do none, but no one is doing just you! Rule #2: Dancers don't necessarily keep a regular schedule. Rule #3: The real world stops and the fantasy world begins when you walk through the door.…