Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, CT

Fun At Mynx

First time there. 1 stage with decent lighting if a bit dark at times. Girls will dance topless but I didn't see any nude. The quality was variable, but none were dogs and the girl…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

The Death Spiral Of A Once Great Club.

Yes, this place is death warmed over. The few dancers are indifferent at best; they don't do anything on stage in those few times a dancer even on stage at all. They don't dress well,…

Heavenly Bodies

Elk Grove Village, IL

Dancer Quality Needs Upgrading

I've been going to HB a long time, and I used to really love the afternoon shift. There were always a few nice looking dancers, and I'd have some regulars to fall back on. Theses…

My Week

Sunday I'm having a pleasant dream for just a minute, and wake up suddenly. I am alive. 6 people are gathered around my bed. "What is your name" one asks. "John Doe" "Where are you?" "Evanston, IL." "What year is it?" "2016". "How do you feel? Any headache?" "I feel really good. Can I go home?" Laughter. "You will, soon." We got the tumor and your pituitary should recover…