Things Strip Club Customers Think

1. Why do they scan IDs? Am I going to get some advertising in my mailbox now? Sure hope not.

UC cops/banned customers/liquor license rules.

2. Wonder if Janie (Current Fave) is here tonite. Last time with her was awesome.

Get her number, if she wont give it to you in 2016, she will give minimum service to you in VIP/air dance anyway.

3. Are there any cute black spinner around tonite?

No, "fat is beautiful" with black culture.

4. The bartender is the hottest girl in the place. Wonder if she does LDs/VIP? Maybe I'll ask if I don't find a good dancer.

Read TUSCL review, find out beforehand. Bartender/waitress LDs are usually more expensive than regular strippers in the same SC.

5. That girl on stage is nice. How much should I tip to get her to stop at my table instead of running to the dressing room?

Nothing, just walk up and say high. If you made contact, she already knows you want to fuck her and there is $ to be made.

6. That fugly chick with the short hair is coming my way. Please God make it pass. "Oh hi there. No, nobody's sitting there yet"

"sorry, your not my type" or "Im not planning to buy dances, but I can buy you a drink" or "Im not planning to buy dances, but I can use the company"

7. If I go to the men's room will she get the hint? Gotta try something. What if Janie comes by while Godzilla is parked at my table?

Just tell godzilla you dont have any $ tonight or you wont spend on her or you want to find other girls tonight.

8. The chick from on stage is coming over! What? She's Godzilla's BFF! Oh, the humanity! This is a disaster. Now I'm sitting here with Beauty and the Beast.

I've split tag teams regularly, sometimes the beast will make it hard and try to convince beauty to not go alone and he isn't worth it, but I always win in breaking up the tag team and taking only the hotter one to VIP. Dont worry about hurting the ugly ones feelings, this a SC not real life.

9. I wonder is Beauty worth taking directly to VIP, bypassing the standard audition lapper. Hmmm.

Never.

10. What? You promise the BEST VIP EVER? At only 2x the normal rate? Decision made. Pass.

"what do I get with that?" be prepared to have a drink thrown in your face, her getting up and walking away, or a catfight, but you have to say it, any $ above club minimums is serious business for serious discussion. If she promises a BJ, or whatever, no tip, if she fails to deliver oh well, but tips never come without breaking house rules.

11. B&B have left my table. That was close.

Stupid.

12. Wait. Is that Janie? Hope she sees me.
13. Hallelujah chorus! She's approaching!
14. "Sure I remember you." Who could forget THOSE tits? "I'd LOVE to go back to VIP". Just $200 to the manager and off to the Stairway to Heaven.

I answer honestly, I dont really remember you or I dont remember, its been so long.

15. Oh yessir. No touching the titties or kitty. I understand.

Did you get read the rules before or after paying?

16. Glad he's gone. Here comes DATY! Yum yum. Sure, just reach under the leg of my shorts. That's niiiiiice! YES! YES!
17. Thank you Janie, you're the greatest.

Lol, cameras arent watched.

Heh, some of those are a blast from the past. I think we go through stages, by the time you're a PL Super Saiyan, I think many don't apply, such as:

"Wonder if Janie is here tonight?" -- I think we all get our girl's phone number, it makes no sense to have to guess whether she's there, right?

"If I go to the men's room will she get the hint?" -- Ha, I sooo remember those times! These days, I don't do passive-aggressive tactics, I think that's for guys who are intimidated or scared by the girls. Best to work on your self-confidence and ability to politely but firmly take control of your personal space

Anyway, I could go on but I know the article was in fun! But it's also a good teaching moment -- EVERYONE goes through these kinds of things, but you can cross them off the list if you level-up :)

"That fugly chick is coming my way" -- To me, sending a girl away is not remotely a stressful situation, but it took some time to get there

1. Man there are some gorgeous ladies here tonight.
2. Control your space.
3. I can tell she's thirsty for $$ or alcohol or both. And I'm into her. I think we can make this mutually beneficial.
4. Asshole tax? Yes or no. Man she was fan. Next dancer...
5. If no, tip $10 or $20.
6. Bah, dud. Stop her (wait until the dance is over) and get another. No tip.
7. Aha. Her! I like her and she's thirsty too.
8. Stop her and tip her. Find another girl.
9. Front room action and/or we're getting the waitress or bartender involved in a thong-down spanking session??!? Oh god yes, life is good.
10. This dancer has taken the hint I like rough stuff. She's picked up my belt and asked if I want to use it on her or if she can use it on me. This will be fun.
11. I'm going to be down to my last hundred dollars soon. Time to wrap this up.
12. Man that was fun and I feel better. I can't wait to do this again soon.

Haha this was great! but i will say I do tend to avoid speaking to a guy if a girl is already there. If he's a somewhat regular than oh well too bad for her I'll say hi. If not I might say hi or give him a look just letting him know "yes i'm here and yes I see you but your....busy". Scanning id's...i believe is so they know they're real? (i have no idea).

Tell the ugly girl your waiting for someone! I actually sometimes "ask" someone if they are kind of giving them an out to low-key say they're not interested in me. If they say no they're not then I know that they are interested.

"Why am I here?" is a constant thought I have while at a showclub.
Spending great sums of money on someone else's girlfriend although it is her job seems
plain stupid.

up through tara's comment...a most excellent thread. speaking for myself... I know I'm always in hope and anticipation of a girl remembering my previous encounter with her. part of the fantasy I guess.

"Tell the ugly girl your waiting for someone! I actually sometimes "ask" someone if they are kind of giving them an out to low-key say they're not interested in me. If they say no they're not then I know that they are interested. "

I've considered telling them I am waiting for someone before, but I'm afraid they'll ask who, and I got no answer.