Things Strip Club Customers Think
3LeggedMan
Chicago, IL
Monday, July 25, 2016 12:00 AM
Having enjoyed TaraChristine's What Strippers Think article, she made me consider what's going through my mind while she has those profound thoughts. So with no further delay, here's what this one PL is thinking about in the stripclub.
1. Why do they scan IDs? Am I going to get some advertising in my mailbox now? Sure hope not.
2. Wonder if Janie (Current Fave) is here tonite. Last time with her was awesome.
3. Are there any cute black spinner around tonite?
4. The bartender is the hottest girl in the place. Wonder if she does LDs/VIP? Maybe I'll ask if I don't find a good dancer.
5. That girl on stage is nice. How much should I tip to get her to stop at my table instead of running to the dressing room?
6. That fugly chick with the short hair is coming my way. Please God make it pass. "Oh hi there. No, nobody's sitting there yet"
7. If I go to the men's room will she get the hint? Gotta try something. What if Janie comes by while Godzilla is parked at my table?
8. The chick from on stage is coming over! What? She's Godzilla's BFF! Oh, the humanity! This is a disaster. Now I'm sitting here with Beauty and the Beast.
9. I wonder is Beauty worth taking directly to VIP, bypassing the standard audition lapper. Hmmm.
10. What? You promise the BEST VIP EVER? At only 2x the normal rate? Decision made. Pass.
11. B&B have left my table. That was close.
12. Wait. Is that Janie? Hope she sees me.
13. Hallelujah chorus! She's approaching!
14. "Sure I remember you." Who could forget THOSE tits? "I'd LOVE to go back to VIP". Just $200 to the manager and off to the Stairway to Heaven.
15. Oh yessir. No touching the titties or kitty. I understand.
16. Glad he's gone. Here comes DATY! Yum yum. Sure, just reach under the leg of my shorts. That's niiiiiice! YES! YES!
17. Thank you Janie, you're the greatest.
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