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mjx01

Aspiring Global Hound
Joined Nov 2009
Last Seen Jun 2025

I'm a GUY who is pro- "all-natural-women." (i.e. no silicon / no ink / no metal bits) Although I have to say: metal worse than bad/hard silicon, worse than ink, worse than good/soft silicon. (Ironically, ink is the least reversible.)

My definition of:

stripper (n): a customer service professional who uses nakedness, flirtation, and their own pleasant attitude to make men (and some women too) feel good and enjoy their time together. Generally seen as working to improve how the customer feels. [The aforementioned characteristics are mutually exclusive with a dancer telling a custom how shitty her life is.]

Reviews by mjx01

review
published 1 wk ago
MJX206: Kandy’s 2025, visit #3, struck out / ID scans retained
reviewed by
mjx01

7.3

Context:
Another visit to my CF club. Arrive about 8.40, bailed at 11.20 when it was clear that the dancer I desired wasn’t available anytime soon.
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Location:
Very rural, middle of nowhere, East of Edinboro. Not having…

review
published 1 mo ago
MJX205: Miss Nude Event
reviewed by
mjx01

5.0

Context:
I wouldn’t normally go out of my way to visit SOH, but they were having a “Miss Nude” event and I figured it would be interesting to see the nude show. Visiting SOH also required…

review
published 1 mo ago
MJX204: Kandy’s 2025, visit #2, new recruits
reviewed by
mjx01

8.3

Context:
Currently my favorite club. I arrived at 8.40p and stayed until midnight. The club was much busier than “usual.” It seemed like there were two party groups and many more women customers than usual.

Location:
As…

Articles by mjx01

ARTICLE
published 5 yrs ago
Portland Strip Club Crawl
written by
mjx01

Let me start out by emphasizing that I not from the PDX area. I was in PDX on business and pulled off a bit of a club crawl. So this is all from a non-regular’s perspective. I’ve posted individual reviews for each club visited, but though I’d try to make a ‘cliff’s notes’ level summary of the adventure.…

ARTICLE
published 9 yrs ago
One Million Strip Club Customers
written by
mjx01

I was at a club recently where they were celebrating their One Millionth customer through the door. As a math nerd this got me thinking...

Let us assume that the One Millionth customer thing isn't a load of SS in the first place.

Based on what the DJ was saying, the club has been open for approx. 18 years.

18 years…

ARTICLE
published 10 yrs ago
MJX’s Strip Club Theory - Part 2
written by
mjx01

Part 2, as promised.

3 Impact of Customer Type with Respect to ‘The Club’

I am a customer, not a club owner or manager. So everything I say here is seen thought the eyes of a customer. Also, I’m going to try to distinguish between ‘decent’ club owners who want to run a real business and ‘bad’ club owners who act more…

Discussions by mjx01

discussion
started 1 mo ago
Front Room
Single? Mothers
posted by
mjx01

I was in a conversation where it came up that a large percentage of strippers have kids. Two part question. First part, do you agree that a lot of strippers have kids? I would say…

discussion
started 2 mos ago
Front Room
Frequency to be a regular?
posted by
mjx01

What do you all think needs to be the club visit frequency to qualify as a regular? IME I find that once per month isn't enough. I'm thinking every two-ish weeks is probably the…

discussion
started 1 yr ago
Front Room
New Zealand
posted by
mjx01

I realize this is a long shot, but does anyone here have (recent) experience with New Zealand clubs? I really want to check out Auckland (specifically White House) but it seems like New Zealand law…

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