The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, PA

MJX217: OK visit but probably not worth the effort.

Context: I had a personal commitment in downtown on Saturday morning, so this became Friday night’s entertainment. I arrive shortly after 9p and left right around 11p as far as I recall. Despite what their…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, PA

MJX216: Kandy’s 2026, visit #2: good, not great / visit #3: meh.

Context: V2: same as usual. Arrived about 8.45p, departed about 11.15p. V3: similar. Arrived at about 8.40p and bailed at about 10.45p after deciding to cut losses. . Location: No change. Middle of nowhere. Outside Edinboro. . Parking / Valet:…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, PA

MJX215: Kandy’s 2026, visit #1: slow and sad

Context: It’s sort of spring. Time to (try to) start enjoying the end of each month again. The weather was OK but a little cold for this time of year. As the title says, the situation…

Portland Strip Club Crawl

Let me start out by emphasizing that I not from the PDX area. I was in PDX on business and pulled off a bit of a club crawl. So this is all from a non-regular’s perspective. I’ve posted individual reviews for each club visited, but though I’d try to make a ‘cliff’s notes’ level summary of the adventure. FWIW,…

One Million Strip Club Customers

I was at a club recently where they were celebrating their One Millionth customer through the door. As a math nerd this got me thinking... Let us assume that the One Millionth customer thing isn't a load of SS in the first place. Based on what the DJ was saying, the club has been open for approx. 18 years. 18 years x…

MJX’s Strip Club Theory - Part 2

Part 2, as promised. 3 Impact of Customer Type with Respect to ‘The Club’ I am a customer, not a club owner or manager. So everything I say here is seen thought the eyes of a customer. Also, I’m going to try to distinguish between ‘decent’ club owners who want to run a real business and ‘bad’ club owners who act more like…